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File: 201bef8da10e6c2⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1080x1452, 90:121, Science.png)

 No.60492

Darwin Perspective

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 No.60493

File: 399014ecbb28a0e⋯.mp4 (1.43 MB, 224x400, 14:25, 399014ecbb28a0eb9fb0798136….mp4)

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 No.60558

You're finally getting better with PicsArt

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 No.60559

and YOU'RE WELCOME

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 No.60560

ITT : one grain of sand on the beach is unhappy with the 'inferiority' of the other grains of sand.

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 No.60563

File: 291fc70a0397cd2⋯.jpg (47.61 KB, 577x369, 577:369, Freakshow.jpg)

>>60558

Nigga Please!!

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 No.60564

File: 6e1db6e7299a334⋯.mp4 (3.14 MB, 400x400, 1:1, 4qcPwletlw40B7FY.mp4)

>>60493

Darwin Awards Winner.

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 No.60595

>>60564

he allowed himself to become stuck

the exact same way you knowingly allowed yourself to become stuck in imageboards, with no girlfriend, no wife, no kids, no one night stands, no girls that have ever flirted with you, no real life friends to hang out with on the 4th of july weekend.....

just you and your computer & videogames

just you and the incessant masturbation...

you're a fucking genius, aren't you?

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 No.60596

File: d5364b485bc935c⋯.jpg (286.37 KB, 2590x1844, 1295:922, downloadfile_22.jpg)

File: 4efa9e2d196984d⋯.gif (12.92 KB, 400x165, 80:33, downloadfile_1.gif)

AFRICAN NEGROID wigs is a six billion dollar a year industry.

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 No.60597

File: b2fb91bc550eb2b⋯.jpg (66.45 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, downloadfile_24.jpg)

>>60595

Why are you commenting on your own post?

Tyrell you need help.

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 No.60598

>>60597

nope...... I hit the nail directly on the head

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 No.60599

>>60563

>>60596

>>60597

I agree that she looks RIDICULOUS.....

I wonder if you would agree that by instantly admitting the drug test was correct, not arguing or denying anything whatsoever, and humbly accepting the decision of the Olympic committee, this bizarre wigged subprimate demonstrated a level of maturity and forthcoming honesty that you have been incapable of demonstrating so far in your life...

For example, you deny being a video game playing anime watching pornography surfing desperate image board sissy boy that can't get any pussy and sits isolated in a room with no friends and no girlfriend and no wife and no kids and no prospect of ever having any of those things, because behaving like a little 7-year-old girl is more important to you

You don't have the humility or the testicles to just be honest and admit what everybody else already knows...

Meaning that black girl with the ridiculous eyelashes and wigs has surpassed you in the maturity and intelligence Department, because if you were truly intelligent, you would have already realized that no matter how long you deny the truth, you're never going to fool anybody.

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 No.60600

>>60563

>>60596

>>60597

You seem to think that by uploading predictable imageboard memes, you're capable of distracting from the truth

The more memes you upload, the more and more obvious it becomes that image boards are the only thing you have in your life, other than video games and masturbating to pornography while your mother pays your internet bill.

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 No.60601

File: 0f0512f55578e79⋯.jpg (16.65 KB, 316x209, 316:209, downloadfile_21_1.jpg)

>>60598

Clearly you are a nigga and somebody hurt your feelings but it wasn't me... You can never leave 8Kun...lol

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 No.60602

You're the farthest thing from 'a man' I can remember ever seeing...

I've literally seen 8-year-old kids who made more progress in their life than you have

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 No.60604

>>60601

lol @ you not knowing who I am

oblivious to the fact that I'm married

The reason you are an isolated lonely depressed little boy trapped in the body of an adult male :

VIDEOGAMES, PORN, ANIME & IMAGEBOARDS

Those are the exact behaviors that solidified your closet homosexuality, which was simply a byproduct of your isolation and fear of rejection by females

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 No.60605

>>60601

put your wife on here... I want to ask her a question

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 No.60606

>>60601

Oh........ really ?.... damn....

well, certainly you've got at least one girlfriend

If you haven't settled down and gotten married yet (what's taking you so long?) Then certainly you're playing the field with at least a few girlfriends

Whichever girlfriend you're spending the day with today, I want to ask her a question...

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 No.60607

>>60601

no multiple girlfriends ?.....

well that must mean you're in a serious relationship with the one girlfriend...

That's good.. you'll probably marry her soon...

Put her on.. I want to ask your girlfriend a question

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 No.60608

>>60601

WTF ?..........

Well then, obviously you must have just broken up with your girlfriend and you're in a brief period of 'down time' while you find the next girlfriend, right?

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 No.60609

>>60601

That's okay if you're between girlfriends...

It happens.....

Call one of your previous ex-girlfriends and tell her to jump in here real fast so I can ask her a question

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 No.60610

>>60601

......WHAT ??!!!!.........

Never?....... REALLY ?.....

So you're gay?

Put your boyfriend on... I want to ask him a question

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 No.60611

>>60601

No ?........

What about your mother?

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 No.60612

>>60563

I think the funniest thing would be to watch you get in a fight with that black Olympic runner girl

You've never been in a fist fight in your entire life

She would beat your ass into the sidewalk dude

you couldn't blink your eyes before she would put you in a hospital... Have you seen her muscles?

you and your paunch potbelly and pencil arms ..

soft and swollen and out of shape, videogame boy

I don't like her.. I'm not impressed with her, (although she did manage to overcome adversity and make it all the way to the Olympics) and I don't care about her anymore than I care about you or anybody else.. you're all bacteria as far as I'm concerned...

But she would break your jaw and break your ribs and collarbones SO FUCKING FAST that it would be hilarious to watch!! Deep inside your mother actually hates you, because you failed to mature and become a functioning adult, thereby holding your mother hostage simply because she gave you life...

I guarantee your mother would smile inside watching a 98 lb black girl beat your fucking ass into the concrete, and teach you a lesson once and for all

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 No.60613

>>60601

Go down the hall and ask your mother to come sit on your computer for a minute.. I want to ask her some questions about your history with video games.. I want to ask her at which point did she realize her 'son' was much like a daughter, at which point she realized you're never going to find a girl and get married and give her grandchildren

I would tell you to go get your father, but I'm well aware your father left a long time ago...

And that's exactly why you don't understand how to behave like a man... you literally don't have a father figure or a male role model in the house, so you grew up emulating your mother, and the end result was a little girl sitting in front of a computer playing video games, masturbating to PornHub, telling himself how elite he is while he watches embarrassing anime cartoons, and surfing image boards trying to convince himself that he's capable of fooling the rest of the world into believing he's not a bed wettng little sissy boy

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 No.60614

TRUST ME, LITTLE GIRL :

If you had a father in your life, we wouldn't be having this conversation, because it would be easy to determine there was a male role model in your existence...

The only reason we're having this conversation is because you don't know how to emulate the behavior of an adult male

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 No.60615

POSTING CLICHÉ MEMES = INSECURITY

POSTING CLICHÉ MEMES = UNORIGINALITY

POSTING CLICHÉ MEMES = INCAPABILITY

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 No.60623

File: 75ed40886705033⋯.jpg (59.58 KB, 500x586, 250:293, downloadfile_23.jpg)

Where's my entitlements...

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 No.60652

File: 8eb8aabc70747fd⋯.jpg (56.07 KB, 500x537, 500:537, Chimpanzee_Hybrid.jpg)

>>60613

Tyrell looks like the OP owned you Big-Time.... You win some you lose some.

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 No.60663

>>60492

Darwin is dead and you can't see for yourself

Everything is black

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