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File: 4d6c2f1b9fde38b⋯.jpg (319,47 KB, 760x503, 760:503, banes.jpg)

 No.59181

"On 4 June 2021 she was critically injured in New York City when she was struck by a scooter that drove through a red light while she was crossing the street on the way to her alumni Julliard."

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 No.59182

File: 464c8a0bbab1958⋯.jpg (33,14 KB, 606x340, 303:170, julliard.jpg)

>>59181

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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 No.59195

File: 34ff5f8c2ab1ad7⋯.jpg (215,85 KB, 1632x1080, 68:45, PicsArt_06_15_08_48_46.jpg)

Lisa Banes was a pain in the ass

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 No.59196

>>59195

no she wasnt.

red lighting running scooters are murdererererererererers

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 No.59201

File: b914614c6b25e55⋯.png (1,17 MB, 1080x1209, 360:403, PicsArt_06_15_09_18_23.png)

>>59181

It wasn't just because Bill de Blasio was looking the other way....

He actually orchestrated the whole goddamn thing

And Billy was The Manchurian candidate !!!

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 No.59202

File: 4e02d0dd2f43808⋯.jpg (196,62 KB, 1024x697, 1024:697, PicsArt_06_15_09_04_47.jpg)

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 No.59203

File: 34212833415803d⋯.jpg (150,39 KB, 1024x609, 1024:609, PicsArt_06_15_09_14_19.jpg)

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 No.59205

I live just across the river from NYC. Last time I heard anything about Lisa Banes, she was on the local news channel raising a big fuss about some lame bullshit about misappropriated money that was meant to fund the enforcement of local NYC safety helmet laws for children ages 3 - 6, and she claimed Bill de Blasio's Office mismanaged the money and spend it on personal expenses.

And I remember something about some little kid named Billy who was furious about wearing the helmet. Yeah.. but that's the last time I remember seeing anything about her until this happened.

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 No.59206

>>59202

>>59203

just for the record, Lisa Banes did more with her life than you have.

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 No.59207

File: 09f5435f2df66aa⋯.jpg (23,29 KB, 474x517, 474:517, rip.jpg)

F

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 No.59208

File: dceae7d67ddbc9e⋯.png (567,47 KB, 690x595, 138:119, PicsArt_06_15_09_43_32.png)

>>59181

I don't think it's fair to blame Billy, though.

in all fairness, he is too young to understand the laws of physics, and how much velocity his scooter would've gained on the slope of the driveway.

That was all Bill de Blasio's idea....

To Billy, it was all just a silly game.

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 No.59209

>>59206

RE: for what it's worth

It's actually not worth anything to Billy.. he says you're a big poopy head

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 No.59210

>>59206

>tfw you suddenly realize you're dealing with a psychotic unhinged "One-Man Lisa Banes Fan Club" lunatic...

.......calm down......

don't listen to the voices in your head....

Lisa Banes is not telling you to hurt yourself

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 No.59212

>>59206

>>59207

i don't even believe your story about the kid and the scooter and the safety helmet. It seems like you're just making it up.

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 No.59213

>>59206

Lisa Banes has slept with more women than you have.

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 No.59215

File: a6d4be2005d1a1b⋯.jpg (191,34 KB, 1080x1237, 1080:1237, PicsArt_06_15_10_11_03.jpg)

>>59181

From what I understand, neither Lisa or Billy was even looking where they were going, so it's negligible as to who is at fault.

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 No.59216

>>59213

Yeah but that's not saying much because Billy has only slept with his mother. He's 3 years old God damn it... Tell Lisa to get her mind out of the gutter

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 No.59218

File: 84da60c354752db⋯.png (1,61 MB, 1192x1080, 149:135, PicsArt_06_15_10_19_34.png)

>>59213

If only New York City had a mandatory Horn Ordinance for children ages 6 - 3

And maybe if she had paid more attention to her surroundings

who kmows

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 No.59220

>>59181

I used to really like her in that Nickelodeon show "All That", and also in her spin-off "The Amanda Show", but then I think she started doing drugs and acting crazy and bipolar and her career kind of took a hit.

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 No.59221

>>59181

She was playful and sassy in 2003's "What a Girl Wants", but showed a much more serious side of her acting ability in 2006's "She's The Man".

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 No.59223

File: 6c31d289ff2af9e⋯.jpg (45,32 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, rips.jpg)

F

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 No.59225

>>59218

she had the light and was in the crosswalk. the scooter ran the red light.

maybe something like this could happen to you one day. everyone here would really enjoy that.

we'd send you flowers to the hospital bed and we would all chip in to hire mourners for your interment.

because if someone doesn't hire mourners you're going to have a very lightly attended funeral, just other methheads looking to suck the piss out of your bladder for the meth it still contains.

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 No.59241

I heard Lisa Banes took 8 vials of pot once

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 No.59242

>>59225

You mean my vials of urine that contain vials of meth? All 8 vials?

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 No.59243

>>59181

she wasn't perfect, so God decided she didn't deserve to live. nobody who's different deserves to live.

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 No.59263

File: 526b2b3b560dc67⋯.jpg (645,49 KB, 2510x3346, 1255:1673, PicsArt_06_15_11_56_08.jpg)

God simply didn't like her so he got rid of her

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 No.59264

In God's eyes, she wasn't perfect. Because she was old and imperfect and not beautiful so God killed her

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 No.59265

>>59181

I wonder if the family can file wrongful death against the DA?

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 No.59269

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>>59181

CBS New York story on her

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 No.59419

File: 452b52e2735e72e⋯.jpg (181,54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, where.jpg)

where is the fucking arrest?

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