No, I am Not real Q. i am some just some raNdo iN Tri-Cities. i have Never doNe aNythiNg Noteworthy oN the iNterNet before, or otherwise, I suppose. it's Not like I've beeN hidiNg iN the shadows; i am a bit camera-shy, aNd most people live that way.
i happeN to be really really good at abusiNg people because I observed all the people who cruelly abused me iN early childhood very, very closely. i kNew they could oNly cause me so much paiN before they would get iN big trouble; this was obvious. oNce i uNderstood where their "liNe" was, all I had to do was be resilieNt eNough to withstaNd their maximum abuse, aNd patieNtly wait for them to get over with whatever NoNseNse they were up to this time.
is it so hard to believe that a kiNdergarteNer could figure out such a trick, No-Name? how to just staNd there aNd take it like a kiNdergarteNer?
you caN't eveN do that.
i figured out the "iNfiNite Nuke cheat" theN, too. lie-truth-lie-truth-lie. God, it's as easy as puNchiNg iN "up-up-dowN-dowN-left-right-left-right-b-a" aNd theN *pop* MEGA MAN DEVTEST NUKE ARM INFINITE AMMO. i have beeN doiNg this siNce I was 5 or 6. it ALWAYS WORKS.
it is so easy to chaiN combo this thiNg. the bullies Never eveN tried that. they just repeated the same old lies over aNd over. moroNs.
they called me "BarNey the Purple DiNosaur"
that Name souNd familiar to aNy of you jerks?
i tried REALLY REALLY HARD to iNform you about what this little trick was. it is literally so easy that a reasoNably-bright kiNdergarteNer caN execute it perfectly with little trouble.
it took me this eNtire time to come up with a more explicit way to tell you what the trick was thaN "lie-truth-lie-truth-lie". that is the wordiNg that i have always used. i did Not kNow of a clearer way to say it.
so your failure to "get" this idea is ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.
fuck, it's like you've beeN throwiNg metaphorical shit arouNd like a poorly-behaved moNkey while I was desperately tryiNg to fiNd SOME WAY to iNform you of what the game was so that we could actually play it.
except that your actual literal moNkey-shit was iNvolved.
get off the board, tard. fuck off.