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 No.57851

I'm not mentally ill faggot

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 No.57853

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>thinking magic is my weakness

>Your magic is pathetic

WOOLOO

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 No.57854

File: 0c8adee96c68961⋯.jpg (696.8 KB, 1920x1973, 1920:1973, Edited_20210605_073216.jpg)

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 No.57856

File: 158f1a529135e8e⋯.jpeg (75.31 KB, 400x400, 1:1, superman_insane_1_.jpeg)

SEE?! That proves it!

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 No.57857

File: e45d9f18703e20f⋯.jpg (43.73 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 811j6Q_g38L_SS500_.jpg)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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 No.57858

>>57856

I knew you were smart. I thought you would learn eventually.

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 No.57860

File: 78f221ea00c3f56⋯.jpg (11.84 KB, 314x314, 1:1, 992846_gordonramsay.jpg)

>>57857

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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 No.57861

File: a12e307b7084b31⋯.png (397.6 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20210605_074104.png)

For the first time, Discovery's iconic brands, including HGTV, Food Network, TLC, ID,

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 No.57863

>>57860

BENADRYL fren!

Take 3 Benadryl NOW!

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 No.57864

>>57863

>Superman cooking channel

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 No.57865

File: a4de3c4e098c329⋯.jpg (88.03 KB, 390x655, 78:131, a8aeaea297fede68f6790c3038….jpg)

>absolutely psychotic

WELCOME TO MY COOKING SHOW

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 No.57866

>>57864

FUCK this is ACTUAL ADVICE.

I am NOT gaslightiNg you here!

(you kNow my N key has beeN brokeN this whole time? lol)

If you do Not have BeNadryl, call 911 aNd ask for AtivaN!

You Need help! 911!

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 No.57867

File: a19d79fcf2ab79b⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1439x1410, 1439:1410, Polish_20210225_180725554.png)

>>57865

I MADE THIS MEXICAN DISH CALLED POSSSSSOLLLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

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 No.57868

File: 57a1159a6cebb69⋯.png (693.38 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, supermancooking_150428.png)

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 No.57870

>>57867

(I can actually cook)

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 No.57871

File: 797db0aaa0d86a3⋯.jpeg (154.48 KB, 602x573, 602:573, main_qimg_ea3fb727b3d928e….jpeg)

NEXT TIME ON HGTV WE REMODEL A HOUSE.

SUPERMAN:LETS RIP DOWN THIS WALL AND PUT IN ANOTHER BATHROOM

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 No.57872

File: 1a2379ea92cffdc⋯.mp4 (2.74 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, YouCut_20210527_091836587.mp4)

NEXT TIME ON ID

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 No.57873

>>57871

Excuse me Mr. Superman, HGTV isn't home remodeling.

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 No.57874

File: b81bcd160128631⋯.jpg (125.89 KB, 405x579, 135:193, BatmanFall43Victory_Garden.jpg)

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 No.57875

File: fdb4f73705884bf⋯.jpg (115.27 KB, 675x1013, 675:1013, superman_cleveland_ohio_7_….jpg)

>>57871

>Learning to remodel your house with superman.

Done!

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 No.57877

File: 4231883d45a755a⋯.jpg (600.32 KB, 1920x2715, 128:181, jonathan_segovia_print_sup….jpg)

This is exactly what we needed.

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 No.57878

File: ea6be370578cd7c⋯.jpg (928 KB, 3846x2834, 1923:1417, ea6be370578cd7c5c4fb6977f0….jpg)

Now we add the main horse.

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 No.57880

File: d9d14d3578332c9⋯.jpg (35.54 KB, 320x170, 32:17, Polish_20210526_061257749.jpg)

>>57878

>Add some zoomer spices and salt

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 No.57881

File: ea166f887259627⋯.jpg (31.58 KB, 768x574, 384:287, iStock_000007537979_Large_….jpg)

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 No.57882

File: ee6b9b7fa4bde8c⋯.png (284.18 KB, 532x322, 38:23, CAZqv1CVIAAKfiH_1_.png)

>steak is ready

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 No.57883

File: e368de9ec650b38⋯.jpg (530.46 KB, 1200x1725, 16:23, z2uEB_1_.jpg)

>cooking steak with imaginary girlfriends

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 No.57885

File: ca4eb2e9632edf3⋯.jpeg (7.64 KB, 275x183, 275:183, download_18_.jpeg)

Now we take a little bit of this

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 No.57886

File: 58e282a6c2936da⋯.jpg (89.44 KB, 320x602, 160:301, Polish_20210526_061320143.jpg)

>>57885

Add more zoomer and salt

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 No.57887

File: d9d14d3578332c9⋯.jpg (35.54 KB, 320x170, 32:17, Polish_20210526_061257749.jpg)

File: 58e282a6c2936da⋯.jpg (89.44 KB, 320x602, 160:301, Polish_20210526_061320143.jpg)

>>57885

Don't be afraid to over do it

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 No.57888

File: 32587ed05fb9a5e⋯.jpg (35.73 KB, 600x600, 1:1, c50.jpg)

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 No.57889

>>57888

PerfectioN.

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 No.57890

File: d29a257fa391941⋯.jpeg (8.63 KB, 300x168, 25:14, images_27_.jpeg)

Make sure you use your gay lettuce and bacon.

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 No.57891

File: 9758f6d2570c76f⋯.jpg (1.83 MB, 1270x1440, 127:144, Splash.jpg)

>worlds falling apart around you

Cooking almost done.

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 No.57892

>>57890

I'm so sorry, freN, but I am doNe for Now.

Take some beNadryl. Get some sleep. Hopefully "Q" will take over from here.

Have fuN, you two :)

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 No.57893

File: c7109670f8de7c3⋯.jpeg (55.83 KB, 800x800, 1:1, shirt_1591708292_8a1e9c37….jpeg)

Finally! My burger that looks like anal sex and smells like horse shit!

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 No.57894

>>57893

I guess from *you*, I will take that as a complimeNt lol ;)

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 No.57895

File: ae3aeb01f901036⋯.jpeg (7.84 KB, 300x168, 25:14, download_19_.jpeg)

Time to wrap it up!

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 No.57896

>>57895

Good. ExcelleNt.

PleasaNt dreams, freN.

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 No.57897

File: 1fbf452dc3f6870⋯.jpeg (101.79 KB, 840x473, 840:473, download_21_.jpeg)

Slap this on the other side.

All done!

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 No.57898

File: f3c9f9e7844078b⋯.jpg (2.47 MB, 1340x2085, 268:417, act454cover.jpg)

Join me!

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 No.57899

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 No.57900

File: 167d09b0cbf8252⋯.jpg (45.49 KB, 500x375, 4:3, mcwarning.jpg)

(it's not because of browning potato)

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 No.57901

>end of superman cooking show

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