/random/ - random

ehh... correction, I am dealing with a narcissistic *psychopath* in this case.

u ok Q? I figured you could take a punch or 2.

seems we were looking at a garden-variety narcissistic *sociopath* with *histrionic personality disorder.* Harmless.

Became apparent, idk, 6 hours after I panicked and asked everyone to call 911. After I got some sleep. Fuck, I had been awake for like 3 days. HAHAHAHAHA!

Funniest shit I've ever seen XD Fuck, that was stupid. Oh, I am always doing some stupid bullshit or other, who cares? You gotta just *flow* with it, man. Go where things take you, see what happens. More fun that way.

Gotta replace this stupid laptop at some point. Add it to the pile.

You gonna come out of hiding at some point?

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understandable misidentification as narcissistic psychopathy without histrionics. these 2 groupings present with similar outward behavior at times, but the internal motivations are completely different. Common misidentification/false alarm. You can fool all people some of the time, as they say.

The difference is usually immediately apparent. But this particular histrionic was exquisitely-skilled at adopting a psychopathic *character* through, I guess, method-acting. It is good that I was fooled. That "he got me." He deserved it.

Oh, and if that guy from the boat ever sees this, since I mentioned you earlier, I just wanna say thanks for being entirely harmless and for teaching me how to deal with this sort of thing. I didn't handle this situation correctly at all, but it would have gone much worse if I hadn't worked alongside you.

You are annoying as FUCK, boat guy, but damn you move quick.

Anyway, I don't got the book-learnin' to back up my psychiatrical opinionations. I've just kind of seen everything. Been deep in and/or through all sorts of weird shit. Came out of it all squeaky clean though.

I think we gotta just stick with the US Dollar, man. I just don't get all this Bitcoin stuff. Smells fishy to me.

Post on /random, and you will mess up your silent tribute ;)

Cheers.

HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY FOOLED ME FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR!

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR DIAGNOSIS IS!

YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL PERSON ON THE INTERNET SHIT-FOR-HANDS!

You gotta take it from here, Q. I have nothing left.

Be Batman, Robin.

Crush them with your mind.

This man will crush you like a tiny wasp, Q.

You have to buzz around him.

Tire him out while he swats at you.

Sting him here and there now and again.

This performance was ENTIRELY IMPROMPTU.

This is because narcissistic psychopaths exude a poisonous stench that will sicken you if you breathe it in too much.

Fly far away from the problem almost all of the time.

Think about no-name maybe 2 minutes out of every 4 hours.

This is the only way to deal "safely" with S-tier narcissistic psychopaths.

Do not risk yourself on this problem. Take zero risks here. You are far too valuable to trade for this punk. He will be dead in at most 3 months anyway.

I just need you to wrap things up for me.

I am not Batman. I am Mega-Man. Firing off such a charged shot as this just melts the blaster arm into a puddle. I had exactly one nuke, and I used it on no-name. I cannot do this twice.

I think you are Robin right now. That is only one "level" away from Batman. You can do this.

Be safe. This problem is not important anymore.

We Capitalists need to quit being so NICE. It simply does not work.

Good luck, Q. Take care.

sike ur actually batman foold ya lol

Where the FUCK are you, Q?!

I'd better see some posts labeled "Q" iN the very Near future!

(fuck I Need a New laptop this is BS)

The fuck else am I supposed to do?!

YOUR TURN, Q.

I Need some sleep. I am goiNg to bed Now.

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coNfirmed

be careful tho

isN't this the part where we talk about the moral of the story?

i doN't have oNe. mostly, i just like to hurt people.

i woNder if No-Name will see this?

welp, looks like i was wroNg agaiN

oh well

just goNNa keep spiNNiNg it up like a top Now aNd agaiN

'till the fuckiN *thiNg* spiNs apart like a worN griNder disc

it is oNly a matter of time

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remember those tops with the buttoN iN the middle that you press to spiN it up?

it's like Godzilla playiNg with oNe of those, uh... buttoN-topped top toys

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>>58285

i am not clever enough to do that on purpose either

>>58286

this verse is also an accident fuk

fuk, i don't actually want to be poetic right now

lalalalalala

there

*bonk*

>>58287

well that didn't fucking work

ok Q i kNow u are 1 giviNg the orders here

you are doiNg shit oN a side-chat

u fkn outrank me by idk how many org levels lol

i know my place

i am just some fkn rando man

dnt fkn care abt this shit really

didnt want to be a hero

just wanted to rub shit on some guy's hands for a laugh

u fkn evil bastard i just wanted a rglr fkn troll fight omg

asshole

%%%

u may outrank me, and i may lack formal qualifications

but i am a world-class expert on these fuckers

i had to be

i had to learn to be fkn Mega-Man when i was fuckin' YOUNG

i do not remember anything prior to the abuse

i do not remember NOT being Mega-Man

and i was nearly this good even then

that annoying little bastard was a *leet gamer*

i'm fkn proud of him

%%%

but so many terrible things happened to me moving forward from then

my whole life

it never stopped

i could not function

the traumatic memories constantly assaulted me

i had to FORGET EVERYTHING

i had to FORGET EVERYTHING ALL THE WAY BACK TO KINDERGARTEN

there was no other way

so i did

don't ask me how lol

%%%

so there's this huge fucking gap in my mind

i have records of the important stuff, dates of employment, etc.

don't worry

and this is an exaggeration to simplify things

%%%

but as far as the stuff in my own head is concerned

i have the recent past

then a vast fog

then Kindergarten and First Grade

but because that leet little fucker was such a super fkn gamer

it does not even matter

%%%

ya did good, kid

Uh...

I don't remember kindergarten and first grade either.

It's just the recent past and then *fog*

I have absolutely no fucking idea how i am still functional lol

i don't do much planning

though i am able to do so

usually i just do whatever random bullshit comes to mind

and it sort of just works

i do not know why

but it is why i can withstand this punk indefinitely

my memory doesn't work very well

so all the abuse just sort of slides off

(lol no im fuckin done this fkr will brk me like a twig if fuckin' talk to him again lol cya)