You know that you have one more trick up your sleeve, what's-your-name. Your best secret. It is a GOOD TRICK. But you have been holding it back this whole time.
Because we both know that, if you try it, it will probably kill you.
Take my advice, what's-your-name. Don't do it. It is not worth it.
But you never take my advice. Every time that I give you good advice, you do the opposite, and you feel pain.
You have a beautiful mind, what's-your-name. And together, we are creating ART.
We are drafting an epic screenplay about this glorious moment as we match wits with each other. We write the history of the thing with our own words! Believe me, NOTHING like this has ever happened on the internet before. They will make MOVIES of our titanic struggle.
We are two giants facing each other on the field of battle!
You know what I am talking about. The ACE up your SLEEVE. You know exactly what I am talking about.
Do you want to kill me, what's-your-name? You say that you do. So kill me. You know that you can do it.
But you know that you need to be just a little bit smarter to match me. You know that I am better and stronger than you.
But I always fight fair, and you have all the dirty tricks. That is your advantage. With dirty tricks, unlikely victories can be acheived.
If you use your dirtiest trick, the one that I am talking about, you JUST. MIGHT. WIN.
You have tried everything else. Victory is just within your grasp. It is just a little bit farther away.
Do you want to know what I am talking about? Are you... *curious*?
I will tell you if you ask me.
Don't do it, what's-your-name. Leave it alone. Stop talking to us. Just walk away...