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 No.55222

That's a lot to unpack, really.

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 No.55223

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Actually I just solved the problem for gays and genderqueers.

What they need to do is start with children's education. They start teaching the differences between vagina and penis early on. Here's the catch; you switch the labels on vagina and penis on random days every week.

Then you start teaching them about the gender confusion. Expose them to pictures of men dressed as ballerina wearing boots and rough looking dikes and then show them as transexuals so they get confused as to which one is a male or female.

Then you introduce the shit smell from anal sex at an early age with their favorite foods.

Then everyone's gay and fucking retarded.

Congratulations!

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 No.55224

File: db0b92140ff1952⋯.gif (2.99 MB, 400x222, 200:111, f24.gif)

Of course the next step is to tell them that thinking about their junk and what it means.

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 No.55225

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You should probably start telling them that sometimes being straight is gay. I'd you make masturbating gay because you're touching yourself and that means "homo"sexual, then you can increase the amount of people who are gay and yelling about their penis or vagina wether they're a girl or not.

The final step is to make sure to confuse the word boy and girl because that's progressive.

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 No.55226

Then and only then can you reap the rewards of being a retarded faggot.

I mean that in a non offensive way. You'd all become retarded and faggots.

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