/random/ - random

Nevada brothel, brother. Cheaper in the long run, and you get to pick out your girl.

https://bellas.us/courtesans

>>54715

No can do

>>54716

Why not? It's the only logical way. All other options are vapid std-infested attention whores or trannies. You won't find a good gal to fuck on those services anymore than you would in a bar or club.

>>54717

Live on the opposite side of the country

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

Make time.... Change your schedule...

You can't eat a sandwich virtually

You can't skydive through a computer

You can't feel the rain on your face through an app

and you're never going to find a real life sexual and emotional companion on the goddamn internet

>>54714

It doesn't matter how good looking You think You Are..... That's already a turnoff

It's all about confidence.....

Why would you ask a bunch of starving Ethiopian children "where's a good place to eat?"

Why would you go to a school for the blind to ask them "where can I find some really good artwork?"

andWHY THE FUCKwould you go into an imageboard populated by four or five sexually failed adult males who spend their lives sitting in front of a computer playing video games and masturbating to pornography "how do I find sex ?"

>>54717

..... Says the man who's never had an actual girlfriend or a wife in his entire goddamn life

>>54717

Your prostitution scenario is predictably pathetic

HOW TO SPOT THE SEXUAL FAILURE :

They pay for sex......

>>54717

RE: vapid std-infested attention whores or trannies.

how the fuck would YOU know ?

You've never had an actual girlfriend...

That's exactly why you resort to prostitution

Because women have never found you attractive

You've got zero experience

So how the fuck wouldYOUknow anything about real women?

>>54715

>>54717

The starving Ethiopian child tries to convince another child he's better off licking the menu he found in the parking lot of the restaurant then actually going inside and enjoying a meal

Failure desires other failures

So that way

Maybe your failure

Won't stand out so much

But everybody sees right through it

>>54717

I fucked hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of women and teenage girls in my life...

From the age of 16, it's been pretty much Non-Stop

Hundreds and hundreds.. several hundred....

And I've never dealt with an STD infected attention whoreORa "transsexual"

You just make it up as you go along, don't you fat boy?

>>54714

1 : stop relying on pornography

2 : stop uploading pictures of porn girls

3 : take a look around you in this board

4 : do these other guys seem like sexperts?

5 : do these other guys get pussy?

6 : no... These guys play video games

7 : these guys rely on pornography

8 : these guys never get any pussy.. never

9 : stop asking virgin videogame fags for advice

10: turn off your fucking computer

11: change your schedule

12: stop making excuses

13: modify your behavior before it's too late

14: or you're going to end up just like these guys

>>54717

The fact that you allowed a Freudian slip "trannies" to enter your idiotic assertion about 'STD riddled attention whores' clearly demonstrates that you are actually bisexual, leaving much more heavily towards homosexuality.....

TRANNIES = no heterosexual guy would ever say that dating real women involves STD attention whores andtranssexuals

>>54714

Apparently your father never explained things to you

That's too bad.. did he divorce your mother and leave when you were young?

Because kids who have father figures never ask these type of questions..

>>54717

You're definitely a homosexual.. I don't care how much you deny it.. everybody expects you to deny it, so that's not a big surprise....

You're absolutely closet latent homosexual

I'm 100% positive....

But you're the type of creepy closet homo

Who likes to pretend that you are sexually attracted to women, so you make up bullshit stories about prostitutes in Nevada....

lol @ you thinking anybody believes you travel to Nevada just to have 30 minutes of sex with a prostitute

LOL @ you thinking anybody believes you are sexually attracted to females

You don't even have a boyfriend

Nobody finds you attractive

And that's exactly why you're alone

>>54714

her ass is fat. gross..... I bet she has disgusting big tits too

>>54715

dude................ Wow

ALL OF THE PROSTITUTES ON THAT WEBSITE ARE DISGUSTING AND UGLY !!!!

YOU COULD FIND MORE ATTRACTIVE PROSTITUTES IN A TRUCK STOP PARKING LOT

YOU'LL SETTLE FOR ANYTHING, WON'T YOU ?

YOU DESPERATE PATHETIC LITTLE MAN

dude...... on my worst day you couldn't possibly pay me enough to fuck those ugly nasty disgusting fucking pigs

lol.@ "you get to pick out your girl" hahaha

I'VE BEEN PICKING OUT MY OWN WOMEN AND TEENAGE GIRLS MY ENTIRE LIFE.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AS IF GUYS DON'T GET TO PICK OUT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS?

Every single woman on that website was ugly as fuck, dumpy and old and nasty...

In real life, those are the last women any man would want

.....I am NOT joking......

not at all

I'm not exaggerating

I'm not kidding around

I'm being 100% dead serious right now

.....I would NEVER ever ever NEVER

Fuck any of the women I just saw

on that pathetic website

Not on my worst day

I have never been that desperate

You can find more attractive women

working at Waffle House

They were all disgusting

Hideous in the face

Gross ugly bodies

Bottom of the barrel

Any low life worthless piece of shit

Can go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet

Where for only $8

You can eat cockroach riddled food

But don't try to compare yourself

To a food connoisseur

Who makes all his Chinese food

From scratch

And when I said Chinese food

I was just using an arbitrary example

Because everybody knows the disgusting

All you can eat cockroach riddled Chinese buffet

Don't think I was making a statement about Asians

Because Asian women are disgusting

Asian women are yellow NIGGERS

Men seem to have been programmed

From their childhood

To believe that

Asian women

are "connoisseur material"

for sex

bullshit

They're disgusting

Their nipples are black

Their vaginas are purple

Their vaginas literally smell like kimchi

Their noses are flat

Their lips are thick

And their bodies naturally become bulbous

they're creepy emotionless ALIEN NIGGERS

Stupid greasy niggers from outer space

So when I said

Any low life worthless scumbag

Can go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet

It was a metaphor for having no taste

When it comes to women

"foodies" like me

DO NOT

EAT

GARBAGE

And we don't settle for bottom of the barrel

Nasty ugly dumpy hideous old prostitutes

And brag about

"Getting to pick out your own cockroach"

>>54714

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

You're not actually looking for sex....

Your hormones are driving you...

But sex is not your goal...

Sure it's great getting your dick sucked

But that's not what you really want

You want an emotional companion

You want somebody in your life

Sex isn't an issue at that point

Because you'll get all the sex you want

More than you can handle actually

But sex is not your true goal

You want somebody

To share their life with you

And share your life with theirs

You want somebody you can trust

Somebody who falls asleep next to you

And wakes up next to you

And experiences life's ups and downs with you

You want a companion

And you're never going to find a companion

Staring at a computer screen

You're not stupid

So stop acting like you're stupid

You already know all of the answers

I haven't told you anything

That you didn't already know

You simply thought there might be some kind of

"magic button" you could push

And achieve your goal

Without getting your hands dirty

>>54714

and trust me...... >>54717 wants the exact same thing....

He desperately wants someone he can trust

Someone to share his life

Because time is flying by

But he has trust issues

He's already built preconceived failures in his mind

To him, it's too risky

To try in real life

Because of STD attention whores

And transsexuals

But those are all distraction techniques

He's not afraid of attention whores with STDs

He's not afraid of transsexuals

He's afraid of being BETRAYED

He's afraid of being rejected

He's afraid of being made of fool out of

So he builds barriers

And lives an incomplete life

All by himself

He thinks he can purchase affection

He thinks he can pay not to be betrayed

It doesn't work that way

It's really simple..... everybody already knows

He's afraid of being hurt

He's afraid a woman will see

What he sees

When he looks in the mirror

Because he doesn't believe in himself

He sees a man who deserves rejection

And he's afraid

Women will see the same thing

Lack of confidence is the biggest turnoff of them all

>>54714

YOU ?.................

I don't read you like that....

Maybe I'm wrong

But I'm usually right

And I read you as a man

Who's not necessarily afraid

Of embracing rejection

Getting his hands dirty

And jumping right back into the ring

And doing it all over again

nope.........

That's not how I perceive you

I think you've actually got a good chance

I think you've got some confidence

It doesn't matter what you look like

It doesn't matter how big your dick is

It doesn't matter how much money you've got

The only thing that matters

IS SELF-CONFIDENCE

Because self-confidence is sexy

Not arrogance

Not a fake "superiority" charade

but actual self-confidence

It's magnetic

It's infectious

Everybody gravitates towards

Someone with self confidence

But all the self-confidence in the world

Doesn't mean a goddamn thing

When you're sitting in front of a computer monitor

You began this thread by stating you don't have time for real life interaction with women

Something about your "busy schedule"

......................... Who do you think you're fooling?

Your schedule consists of sitting in an imageboard

Creating threads

Asking people how to get girls

You could have already been getting your dick sucked

In the time it took you to create this thread

You could have picked up the phone

And called the girl you've had your eyes on

If you acted smooth

And exuded comfortable self-confidence

She would have already come over to your place

You could have already started making

A delicious dinner and a bottle of wine

Be sure to hide all your porn magazines first

And turn off your computer

Because she might accidentally see

One of your dating websites

If you were a woman

Would you be interested in a man

Who was sexually frustrated

And relied on pornography

And dating sites

And sex sites

And hung out in image boards

Asking how to get laid

And playing video games

And telling himself

That he doesn't have time

Because of his busy schedule?......

FUCK.... NO.......

Why would a woman be interested in that?

Can you cook well?

Do you have good taste in wine?

Are you a good listener?

Can you go 3 hours without focusing on yourself

If so..

Even if you were ugly as hell

Even if you were stupid as fuck

Even if you were flat broke

With a teeny tiny little penis

YOU COULD STILL GET LAID

But it's not going to happen

With a computer mouse in one hand

I hate the fashion trend known as "imageboard culture_

You guys like to tell each other

That being a normal human being is a bad thing

Lol really ?........

reality check :

being an ABNORMIE is creepy as fuck

being anABNORMIEis a recipe for failure

>>54714

Q: how do you find sex?

A: if you're anything like >>54715 , you find sex frightening

But that's not the way to find it...

You should find sex natural, comfortable, a fundamental basic element of your existence

You're certainly not going to find it through the advice of an insecure pompous self entitled introverted lonely isolated video game playing anime watching image board surfing alleged "supremacist" who can't get any girls, so he recommends paying for sex with ugly hideous garbage can prostitutes....

The smartest thing you could possibly do is smash your computer into a hundred tiny pieces and stop associating with these image board douchebag closet homosexual Sissy boys

>>54715

lol @ intimacy issues

It depends on what you’re looking for. If you go to bars you will find random hookups sooner or later. But it’s not really where you meet a girl you would want to commit to. But I’m general yes you must actually go out and try to find them to get them.

girls are yucky. do like I do and try men.

lmfao @ "due to my work schedule I can't"

if that were true, NOBODY would have a gf or wife.

hahahaha

>>54714

I'll be more than happy to let you fuck me in my hairy shithole

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>>54714

lolimania . xyz

>>55144

Nope

>>54797

>>54806

Some say imitation is the greatest form of flattery. How can anyone know when the real me is posting with all these homoerotic posters?