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 No.54681

Guy who wanted to try his own semen, here. It ended up tasting like shit. The best way I can describe it, is if you put chemicals in mucus. How do the porno girls do it?

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 No.54691

If you continue relying on creepy porno, playing video games, watching anime and surfing image boards, pretty soon you'll never have a chance to ask a woman what it tastes like in real life...

and since you're not gaining any experience learning how to be comfortable around females, and you're exclusively surrounding yourself with other men who don't have any experience with women....

There's a 99.99% chance you're going to be drinking a lot of semen in the future.

trust me, you'll see.......

Keep spending your life behaving like a little boy with a computer, and you're definitely going to end up resorting to having other men fuck you in the mouth and ass...

Because that will be the only way you'll get sex

Women certainly aren't looking for an image board video game anime pornography guy

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 No.54692

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>>54681

Guy who wanted to try his own genocide, here. It ended up working like shit. The best way I can describe it, is if you put breeders in breeding pen. How do the CCP do it?

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 No.54693

File: 543686a313b2aa2⋯.jpg (23.82 KB, 324x539, 324:539, 2589lw.jpg)

Guy who wanted to try imageboard culture, here. It ended up being decidedly gay. The best way I can describe it, is if you bent over so far backwards to try to behave like everybody else and use the same catch phrases and Pepe memes, that you stuck your own head up your ass. How do the imageboard douchebuckets do it?

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 No.54709

File: d924e333159e10c⋯.jpg (57.03 KB, 303x400, 303:400, kitano.jpg)

Guy who wanted to try his own Great Leap Forward, here. It ended up being Covid-19. The best way I can describe it, is if you put sars in flu. How do the Unit 731 boys do it?

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 No.54718

>>54709

It was all going really good until you inadvertently

Fumbled the ball with the SARS INTO FLU faux pas

Influenza is not a coronavirus

The common cold is from the coronavirus family

But influenza is its own virus

In no way shape or form related to coronaviruses

I'm going to need you to start over at the beginning and make it technically accurate from a virological point of view

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 No.54759

>>54718

Guy who wanted to try his own meth, here. It ended up tasting like plastic. The best way I can describe it, is if you put a loser in speed. How do the fake wives do it?

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