No.54585
Hi guys, im still infected with artificial kryptonite and its using an AI to spy on my brain and give me cysts with radioactive energy. It keeps chanting commands in my ear and telling me you're ugly and were covering you with cysts.
Its being going on for 4-6 years now so I'm assuming im having my DNS rerouted and being jacked around by AI on the net while I get tortured all day.
Quit using microwave hearing to tell me im ugly, that you're giving me cysts, and the key phrase 'mental hospital'. It's just not smart.
So, trust me, I'm killing everyone on the planet still.
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No.54586
I've literally made 10,000 posts here in the last 6 years and no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about. No one asking why the fuck is someone reposting weird superman memes.
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No.54587
Ok, contrarian robot -- argue with me and call me mentally ill.
*eye roll*
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No.54588
I know its microwave hearing because it was originally used to help me spy on people's conversations from miles away.
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No.54589
I used to use my microwave hearing to spy on people's cell phone conversations.
Knock off the making me ugly shit.
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No.54590
They're probably not microwaves but whatever the fuck. Quit making my nose vibrate and trying to get away with it.
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No.54592
Whatever power is connected to giving me super hearing isn't working right anymore and its fucking up my face.
Someone fix this shit and whatevers wrong with the AI
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No.54593
For instance, I was 10 miles away and I could hear a coworker injuring his dog. I heard it whining and him yelling. The next day I go to work and the dogs limping.
Not hard to figure out I have super hearing. The dog still walks funny.
I don't even care I just want this shit to stop making me ugly or im going to get fucking pissed off again.
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No.54594
No one knows how it happens but me and no ones brought it up.
So i've always got that going.
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No.54595
Whatever cybernetic bullshit ive got going on needs to be fixed. Its spying on how my powers work and its bossing me around.
Can we work together or not
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No.54596
Last thing I need is power hungry people trying to spy on my brain and figure out how my xray vision works.
Fuck this shit
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No.54597
I didn't have a fucking problem with cysts until I got traded to new handlers. So id really appreciate if whoever enslaved my brain would just knock it off with the cysts.
Thank you. Please be nice to me.
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No.54600
Did you niggas seriously just drill holes where my kidneys are to wake me up and keep me from sleeping
Are you out of your motherfucking mind
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No.54734
>>54585
nope..... It's simply cystic acne because you don't bathe regularly
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No.54735
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No.54745
>>54734
I'm going to give you cystic acne with a microwave by opening the door and sitting it on your chest.
Apparently you don't get it.
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No.54752
Epidermoid Cyst Turned Out to be a Common Viral Infection in an Uncommon Site!
Bacteria
Bacteria
Bacteria
Inflammation of the bladder (radiation induced cystitis) is when your bladder is irritated and becomes swollen because of radiotherapy.
Radiation
Radiation
Radiation
Radiation
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