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You took my children.

I suppose that's what makes me different from omniman. His children were being watched and protected by his government while you're hunted mine down and made me as miserable as possible.

Interesting isn't it?

The absolute only redeeming value for earth was keeping his children and his life.

I honestly can't tell the difference between this government and moss.

You know what's funny. I can barely move anymore. The only thing that gets me.up is I might hear someone fighting or yelling. I'll just sit outside with the little energy I have left and listen to people fight with each other because it brings me comfort in my heart.

I'll just lay down and look up at the stars while people fight and wonder where is my son? Where is my life? I don't know what's wrong with me. I used to think I was a human child at one point. I used to expect certain things like most people.

I used to try to culture myself and pretend the sound of classical music would calm me and feel at rest. It never really did. I would always wake up irritated with the sounds of the orchestra. I didn't really understand it at the time because I didn't realize I could survive hundreds of times as much torture as the normal person. I still don't remember at what point things changed for me when the sounds of anguish and anger made me feel comfortable. It gave me energy.

It was strange because I never wished to hurt people before. I wanted to save people and hearing people yell and fight each other inspired me.

You know before being exposed to red kryptonite I couldn't even imagine hurting someone.

There were signs. Even violent people take notice I can't help but laugh when people are getting hurt in movies. Gang leaders with only about 70 people or so. They kept looking at me amazed and said I was fucked up. I was confused because they were constantly hurting people.

I never really understood it. I thought, wasn't I a good person? I give away my food. My money. I'm nice and make people laugh. I wanted what's best for people.

But I guess there's some things about you that you can't hide or change that others never appreciate. It's funny because it's this quality that allows you to jump into action at moments notice. It's what let's you laugh when someone's in disbelief that you came to save them.

Inside you always feel like a monster because that's how the government treats me.

So I keep thinking maybe I'm not the problem.

Even machines want fuel. They get it.

What do I get? I get treated worse than a house plant. Im treated like a vehicle should go without gas.

I just don't get it.

I'm expected to work when I can't. To run when I need to walk. I don't get this planets purpose.

The only possible conclusion is that I'm supposed to strip this planet of everything and force it to make sense.

And that's not a euphemism.

I can't really explain if this planet would be better off with absolutely nothing on it but sand and ice or not.

As my first order of business as lord king of earth, I am instituting an IQ test that determines if you live or die.

The first test is to figure out if you're smart enough to figure out if you're a man or woman by looking at you're genitals. Of you fail the test or aren't smart enough to figure out if you have a penis or vagina, or shut the fuck up, youre getting subjected to the gas chamber.

My next order of business it to make a large train with a sign that says free IPhone if you get on.

These people will also be shipped to the gas Chambers for execution.

My next order of business is to exterminate anyone who can't pass algebra one.

My next order of business is to restrict guns to access to people who have more than 50 acres of property and give them only voting rights.

Women will be forced out of the work place unless they have extraordinary talent to reduce work load on the family.

All people who have sex outside of marriage without written consent will be executed.

No more off this backhanded subversive mass depopulation. If you faggots can't do your job I'll do it for you.

Sex with animals will only be allowed if it's in public and only on every second Sunday.

And in honor of the CIA and their sexual brainwashing program, I will allow them to assign a small force of people that can run around forcing 12 year old boys in half and force them to suck their own penis and yell at them.

You cannot deny I would be a better leader than you have now.

>>54355

To protect them I'll create a Boogeyman urban legend to punish people who are anally fixated. Now with the power of technology this will be easy to accomplish.

Ill also demand that 12 children a year are picked at random and cloned after being abducted at birth for "emergency fever control". Their clone will be sent to an underground city located under airports spread across the USA.

This clone will be tortured and dehumanized as much as possible while it's real life counterpart is given a very strangely comfortable life. At the age of 15 each clone will be unleashed at their counterpart and given tons of meth and forced to rape them violently under the guise of mind control.

It will serve no purpose at all other than to satisfy the strange blood lust people living underground have.

They're needed in case of a nuclear holocaust.

>>54359

You get that right? God comes back and he sees everyone worshipping his son being murdered and being paraded around on a stick while everyone repeats he died because we sin too much like it's a fucking pass.

Nah man, this whole planet needs to fucking go.

Now if anyone wants to save this fucking planet you're going to blow me.

I made myself just ripe for it.

>>54350

I just realized this policy might make me appear racist. So I have ordered everyone that calls me racist to be executed.