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File: 9f4b8009f9c4a5f⋯.png (378.19 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20210510_163154.png)

 No.52360[Last 50 Posts]

Ask one of the leaders of the internet his involvement in wikileaks and Julian assange, the gay niggers association of America, major moderator at 4chan, encyclopedia dramatica, informant for fox news, the skull and bones secret society, mk ultra, disney, secret hit squad agencies running Glenn Beck, the agent stopping a biological weapon from hitting the shores of the USA in 2012, and the father of bit coin anything.

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 No.52362

I stopped assassins protecting Glenn Beck from using Facebook to kill his potential targets by attacking him publicly. I had taunted his change on news coverage and left a honey pot created by a robot I had programmed to download morally questionable pornography.

They thought this was their opportunity to try and black mail me and use my internet history against me. They used microwave hearing and electronic harassment and d.e.w. weapons in an attempt to disable me and had several agents play a game of chicken with me on the free way in order to assassinate me.

Little did they know superman doesn't back down from a game of chicken in a car.

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 No.52364

Further more, as a part of project monarch I had originally made the introductory plans for Bitcoin through the limited scope and part I had to play in project monarch.

Initially the navy had developed the onion network along with Bitcoin to try and serve as a node for free information. The nature of the information shares including waste dumping that killed tens of thousands off the coasts of the continents in the eastern continents and had included occult initiation books for the skull and bones and other fraternity linked to the white house. It wasn't long after their discovery that the Reuters plants in Iraq using the onion network were killed and taken over by a rogue agency and most of the useful information scrubbed. Wikileaks was taken down and eventually resurfaced with a new encryption format for submitting leaks and useful information disappeared. A video called collaterals damage was also released showing the death of some of the reporters from Reuters using the onion network and wikileaks to make important information drops.

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 No.52365

The reports showing the corruption of banking companies and their ties to killing tens of thousands from illegal dumping were removed from the darknet and the onion network shifted to producing more drug.and illegal pornography when it became compromised.

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 No.52366

Before wikileaks went down initially, it didn't have an official actor or representative known as Julian assange. This character appeared explicitly after wikileaks went down and the embedded reporters were killed by a drone strike.

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 No.52367

Why am I doing this??? Because faggots won't stop boiling my skin with their faggy electronic cell phone beam.

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 No.52368

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Now, I was kept under cover by my handlers on the internet by what appears to be the air force. After the cyber attack in 2012 my handlers location was discovered and they were murdered in a raid which may have been led by the forces controlling barack Obama and Glenn Beck. (One or the other)

I remember getting the secret message as if it was a scene from kingsmen.

Wait for 1:03.

Anyhow, someone screamed from a speaker I couldn't hear "THE GOVERNMENT" and heard screaming and a loud gun shot. After that some very sick individuals tool over the mic and we're commanding that I go steal a car that had 100,000$ in it that Glenn Beck had hidden for me.

Didn't really fall for it.

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 No.52369

Any questions yet or am I stuck in some weird part of the internet where stupid a.i. only respond to me?

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 No.52370

Apparently they were also using the dew weapon to injure people's shoulders around me in order to make them rotate or should their shoulder and go "ow" in order to threaten me. They would take long and slow burns through the top of.mt.ahoilser all the way down my torso into my kidneys demanding I murder people around me.

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 No.52371

I can see through steel, levitate at will, and accommodate up to three penises in my mouth simultaneously. I'm an intentional bed etter, addicted to swiss cheese, and my nipples make a shrill screaming noise when I sleep.

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 No.52372

In 2015, I was in 8chan and I saw a guy named Advisor who posted a downloaded photographs of a long haired male model, and my life has never been the same ever since. I've spent the past six years pining for him, fantasizing about him, masturbating while imagining his testicles resting on my eyes, and spending every free moment lurking in here waiting to see him again.

I realize that wasn't him in the photograph, but I'm kind of desperate, so I'm willing to fool myself into thinking 'Advisor' was the most beautiful man on Earth.

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 No.52373

I fashioned my own unique chess board out of a plaid shirt and chess pieces that I sculpted out of my own feces.

I don't know anybody in real life who will play chess with me, so I wear the plaid shirt everyday, and the chess pieces are permanently adhered to it.

I feel intimidated by Caucasian men, so I often wear the shirt behind abandoned ghetto liquor stores while I'm on my knees performing fellatio and making friends.

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 No.52374

I intentionally omit the letter W when I go online and confess that I intentionally wet the bed

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 No.52375

I idolize Bob Barker's ankles, because my mother often says she wishes she had been spayed before my weak spineless father persuaded her to have sex because she was broke and he had a job at a fast food falafel shop in Lebanon.

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 No.52376

It took me several months to construct a three-story Doritos bag in my mother's backyard, and less than a day to run several extension cords out there so I could play video games in my own residence

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 No.52377

I glued a slice of pepperoni on each of my shoulder blades, and walked backwards shirtless through a Hooters in Topeka before being tackled by management and woke up in a truck stop men's room in Southern Illinois 3 days later

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 No.52378

I paid a random stranger $35 to affix an electric can opener to my forehead with wood screws

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 No.52379

I first learned about YouTube in February 2019 and thought the Nike logo was a picture of a boomerang until last night

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 No.52380

I refuse to comply with my psychiatrists prescribed medical regimen, and volunteer on the weekends to inhale the fumes of Sharpie Markers while a series of transparent hungarians quietly judge me

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 No.52381

I've already cast my absentee ballot for Caitlyn Jenner for president of Utah, and have one cancerous mole between each of my toes

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 No.52383

I did the "crocodile rock" on Alan Gaither's cock, and have a scratch n' sniff sense of self entitlement

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 No.52384

For the past 8 months I have been obsessed with learning what QVC stands for, and have a morbid phobia of rubber bands

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 No.52385

I make my own methamphetamine from hand lotion and despair

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 No.52386

I inhale Mio water flavor enhancer through a nebulizer

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 No.52387

I can't find my DVD player because my bedroom is stacked to the ceiling with DVD episodes of A& E's Hoarders,

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 No.52388

I'm hoping modern science can reanimate the corpse of Jonathan Winters, and urinate while sitting down on command.

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 No.52389

After the years long encounter with the assassin's at glen Beck, I was able to motivate them to suicide by looking at strange pornography while I was having holes drilled through my head with d.e.w. weaponry. After the last handler killed himself with a glass bottle, I was handed off to secret handlers ran by the Disney corporation who told me I was "owned by". They constantly played the sounds of Kermit the frog in my head along with the other muppets and demanded I move to Los Angeles. I told them not until my physical fitness was at a peak because I couldn't afford to become famous without perfecting my stereotypical image. At that point I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger but wearing my underwear outside my pants. I was near completing my transformation so I could go to l.a. to pursue my ironic career on screen as the evil superman, but this was cut short by a decision made by my handlers to poison me with kryptonite.

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 No.52390

File: 460535186c9573a⋯.jpg (163.66 KB, 960x500, 48:25, Superman_Kryptonite_Hambur….jpg)

It wasn't long after being exposed to kryptonite that I found my skin boiling with cysts and losing my powers. I didn't realize it at first but it was actually a coordinated biological attack designed to stop me and the newly forming justice league in California. I didn't realize it at the time until the poisoning, but it caused me to absolutely lose my mind and go into a rage and rip the limbs from all the trees near my apartment. The police were called and confused as to what was happening and because I was in my costume I submitted to their authority and went to jail.

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 No.52391

File: 7423ff87c57f694⋯.jpg (55.2 KB, 332x469, 332:469, 6a00d8345158e369e201b8d2ba….jpg)

It was in jail where I learned many important things. I learned that the television was set up near where all the black people were segregated and not to touch the channel unless it was wight day. I learned that the inmates enjoyed sitting on the metal benches whole I benchpressed everyone. But the officers did not like that at all.

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 No.52392

I wasn't completely aware of my super powers at the time as everyone else was, so all the lifers got along well with me and I had no idea why. Some asked me if I was the devil and I didn't know what they're were talking about. It was curious though that I kept pointing at one person and demanding their face change and what they were doing next and it amazed everyone.

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 No.52394

I can't succeed in everyday life because of my overwhelming fear that Susie Chapstick will hurt herself skiing

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 No.52395

Anyhow, when I got out, and I wasn't in there for long, I went to an old friend I threatened to murder when I was poisoned by kryptonite to smooth things over. It had been several months so I figured it would be fine. When I appeared he called the police immediately and two police officers showed up within 30 seconds. The large one went inside the house and the small one stayed outside where I was to ask me over and over why I was at my friend's house ,(of 20 + years and that red haired Olsen asshole was there at 123 Sarah ave chico) . In the middle of explaining the biological weapon threat that was released and that I had to check on my friends well being he sprinted back to his vehicle and took off mid sentence. I stood there confused and he sped back from the freeway with his light blaring, hit the breaks so hard he skid across the street, and jumped out and dashed towards me and stopped right infront of me. I was confused and he said "sorry, I got another call that was more important". This was odd because apparently they later said I was there to murder everyone I knew in Chico.

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 No.52396

My mother thinks my homosexuality began with my stupid comic book obsession, while my father thinks it began when he'd sneak in my bedroom at night right before he abandoned us

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 No.52397

File: b29951543e79e63⋯.jpeg (119.69 KB, 883x684, 883:684, 55956ba1371d2215008b5786_….jpeg)

After the incident, I didn't really put it together at the time of the incident, but the effects of the kryptonite were taking over and causing me to go into a rage. I ended up under mind control and torture threatening the police officer at his work place. I threatened sexual relations with the officer for trying to kill me and to break his bones in public on national t.v. as his partner was currently on national t.v. for a recent murder that was being headed by state prosecutor of California xiavier. I dropped off intelligence to the Sacramento department of justice regarding the shooting his partner took in because of the biological weapon that was released in the area causing people to go into a rage and attack people and police without warning.

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 No.52398

File: d03defe559acb87⋯.jpeg (108.94 KB, 620x620, 1:1, R8e843dc569eb8b546c5249fd….jpeg)

As was usual I picked up a comic book and there I saw it all laid before me. Each character from the story and the incident itself was in new action 52. I couldn't stop reading.

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 No.52400

File: 4c195f1f15a35a3⋯.jpeg (41.5 KB, 500x375, 4:3, d07e182e98bc81e5d0bca77dc….jpeg)

The irony and strangeness might have been lost on me as Desmond resembled the character in the comic, along with my friend Olsen. I stood there in shock reading a comic featuring myself reading another comic about the same situation.

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 No.52401

File: f510104b840a14d⋯.jpeg (165.69 KB, 1177x656, 1177:656, R3199cfcff266675baba07898….jpeg)

It was at this point that I brought it up to my father and mother on my own farm as I became frustrated with the disconnect between my reality and others.

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 No.52404

It was then I realized why people were directly talking to me and responding to my thoughts as if I was speaking them aloud.

I had a super power I was abusing stupidly.

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 No.52405

My girlfriend introduced me.to the anime saiki and I immediately realized I had the same problem. He was taking to people without opening his mouth and the people around him were just talking to him like they were having a conversation.

It was then I vowed to never use my super power to make young girls do what I wanted sexually.

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 No.52407

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I started having weird visions that reminded me.of the movie I saw. I couldn't understand exactly why what was happening was in the movies I saw. I struggled with the idea of how would these cartoons and movies be so specific to what I'm dealing with?

Watch at 40 seconds.

Little did I know that what I was experiencing was actually being recorded in my brain by the international military forces with their brain spiders.

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 No.52409

It was unfortunate because I knew then that I couldn't practice using my super powers without the brain spiders put in their by the poison I had gotten earlier in the biological attack without the AI they connected to starting to understand how my brain focused my neurons and kryptonian intelligence to use my super powers.

I knew that I was doomed to no longer use my powers without giving them up to malevolent forces that be been behind the scenes making sure I was miserable.

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 No.52410

Little did I know that these brain implants were programmed as the ultimate truth detector and instigator. I couldn't hide my super powers from the brain leeching spiders given to me through the biological attack. I was tortured over and over again trying to get my brain to admit that I was lying about my powers -- but to no avail the ultimate truth was made apparent. Even the AI couldn't deny it. I had xray vision.

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 No.52411

Anyways the courts demanded that I see a psychiatrist at some point after I discovered my powers and the trouble I had with the police.

I told the psychiatrist my story and they immediately called me delusional. Then I told them about the life savors in their pocket and they started pulling their hair out.

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 No.52412

Lmao he didn't pull out his hair.

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 No.52413

I'm just kidding about that part :)

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 No.52414

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The story was actually too compliance and scary to give a real opinion on.

Anyways I forgot to mention that while all this was happened I was exposed to the first Superman radio show where the mystery of the talking Siamese cat made it's debut.

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 No.52415

I didn't think about this initially because I was caught up with the biological attack and fighting the police. However little did I know I picked up a Siamese cat that couldn't stop saying hello and help me and bagow, a Korean card game. After listening to the radio show I realized that I found the cat at the same address as was mentioned in the radio show and belonged to a congress woman. I never tried to find her to see if it was her lost cat but it was from a similar house from the radioshow. Not only that, the Hurst and cemetery were the same distance from where the cat was found at the same address mentioned in the radio show at the same city I was born and raised! A city that was in the comic book.

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 No.52417

You wanna fight bro?

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 No.52421

Just kidding. I know what you're thinking. Why does Kal El look like superman?

:O

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 No.52422

File: 9d5a59530fd1fe4⋯.jpg (316.14 KB, 900x1384, 225:346, Action_Comics_Vol_2_43.jpg)

Why does Desmond Philips look like Desmond Philips?!

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 No.52423

File: 2db24cf33a7755a⋯.jpg (490 KB, 1269x1438, 1269:1438, APRVnVbGxdseB_XrOHSk8Wq_5E….jpg)

File: 7afd4454440e8ee⋯.jpg (1.44 MB, 1916x2564, 479:641, aa4ddfd4b5f6ea67163f0c2906….jpg)

WHY DOES WONDER WOMAN LOOK LIKE WONDERWOMAN?!

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 No.52425

File: 31012ce7d09ca49⋯.jpg (73.14 KB, 325x500, 13:20, 61qnqaAeJ4L.jpg)

File: 8f50af5b456e409⋯.jpg (49.73 KB, 600x457, 600:457, 1066c16280f01f63c016fe6eb0….jpg)

File: d2740cd117a799c⋯.jpg (1.35 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, IMG_20180920_144135957.jpg)

WHY DO I HAVE THIS MARK ON MY CHEST?!

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 No.52426

File: 900ad0c341007bd⋯.png (1.91 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20210419_120957.png)

I haven't covered 10 percent of this bullshit!

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 No.52427

I also used to have an imaginary friend that never talked to me.

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 No.52428

I remember hearing that it was normal to have an imaginary friend as a child when I was growing up. So, like the gender confused morons of today, I participated in trying to figure out if my imaginary friend would ever talk back to me.

Nope. Never did. I'm glad that I was being raised during the time kids were being told it's normal to 'talk to voices' that were being presented as imaginary friends but we're actually v2k programming instead of the gender bending stupid shit we deal with today.

Amirite everyone?! Whose with me?!

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 No.52431

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Not sure why our realities are colliding in this stupid earth crossover event but I'm leaving you with this song to trigger all the snowflake fags reading this with an important reminder.

Superman out.

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 No.52433

File: 45aa67729a8c32b⋯.gif (93.42 KB, 220x183, 220:183, tenor_1_.gif)

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 No.52434

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Being famous is garbage. Paris Hilton has zero songs.

How many do you have? ;) (Sorry Paris)

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 No.52435

File: 33f473bf11a08f1⋯.jpg (57.46 KB, 650x390, 5:3, COMPUTER_PROGRAMMING.jpg)

>>52360

I dont want to ask you anything, just want to thank you for your service to the internet and its many peoples.

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 No.52436

File: 34988e95b5d1475⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 1445x853, 1445:853, JLA_Watchtower.jpg)

>>52434

Well, I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind

I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time

But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon

I feel there's nothing I can do, yeah

[Verse 2]

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon

After all I knew, it had to be something to do with you

I really don't mind what happens now and then

As long as you'll be my friend at the end

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 No.52437

File: f09eae02b157276⋯.jpg (252.76 KB, 1988x1184, 497:296, c42037e31e6b2bd54a3d7e4061….jpg)

If I go crazy....dark side of the moon...

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 No.52438

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Paris Hilton 0

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 No.52439

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Bruce Willis 0

Jim Carrey 0

Oprah 0

Superman 4

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 No.52440

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Obama: 0

Superman 5

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 No.52442

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Robin Williams: 0

Superman 6

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 No.52443

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Rock Johnson: 0

Superman: 7

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 No.52444

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Anyone see what I'm doing here? It's not bragging rights ;)

Songs about Tom Hanks: 0

Songs about superman: 8

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 No.52445

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Songs about joe Biden the most popular man in the history of the world: 0

Songs about superman: 9

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 No.52446

File: 9dd353e27e722ca⋯.jpeg (10.4 KB, 168x300, 14:25, images_1_.jpeg)

I hope you get what I'm doing

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 No.52447

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Superman! Superman!

Songs made about Hitler: 9

Superman; 10

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 No.52448

Keep in mind that the combination of the most powerful and popular people in the world have 0 songs about them.

;)

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 No.52449

File: 4239c8453b8d1a3⋯.gif (111.65 KB, 220x92, 55:23, tenor.gif)

You'd think Joe Biden with tens of millions of votes would have a single song? As opposed to the absolute worse ratings ever seen in the history of YouTube in 12 years across any video that exists?

Odd.

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 No.52451

Most popular guy in the history of humanity. Not a single song.

Lmao

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 No.52452

Also laughable: gang stalking Superman.

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 No.52453

You know what's never really been appreciated is the frequency of making music about a subject that's actually popular versus the popularity that's being proposed by a false idol.

;)

Don't go crazy guys.

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 No.52454

Ahem, let me rain on the parade.

Donald trump has how many positive songs made about him versus Biden?

;) Ooooh this is a dynamic the media forgot to make.

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 No.52455

File: 9d45d51623e8c9f⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, VBCQbGF.png)

File: fa930d3b3ab130a⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, koTuIWg.png)

File: 062db8a1e25543c⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, tRXXU9b.png)

File: e0c28e36493cb9a⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Wipd3Ck.png)

Oh no that like to dislike ratio about Biden tho

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 No.52456

File: c7c5c1e07b706e1⋯.jpg (717.5 KB, 1500x2277, 500:759, qcRDyk9.jpg)

Now I know what you're thinking.

Why is superman so fucking pissed off and crazy?

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 No.52457

File: 50c6a74470726a6⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, TvzNT0M.png)

File: abfadcabcc89460⋯.png (450.35 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, VOMxpnC.png)

File: 4baab14eaf7fe57⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, K8s8ruD.png)

File: 0e9b34f45c28793⋯.png (744.51 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, FaCbkr3.png)

File: f54d814b0008fa8⋯.png (911.26 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, eQU17Am.png)

Why is YouTube turning off dislikes? :(

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 No.52458

File: cc38fc64d010a68⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, QngoI9j.png)

File: 200c7ee1747dfa4⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, UWoxMdM.png)

File: 9b760cfb2b6484e⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, aaKxmea.png)

File: cd0560c60f0f216⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, lci82gM.png)

File: 151b9e95fde2ba3⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, CWQEKYu.png)

Yes this was a giant ploy.

Just in time for the recount and the military to seize the white house.

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 No.52459

File: 5f13636193efb3e⋯.png (987.58 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, CogsW77.png)

File: 57b20e9ab14184e⋯.png (830.41 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, b3bThy7.png)

File: 788cc14f4eed8e2⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, QVTFnBs.png)

File: 8c769ee0b7b63aa⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, euLjiCe.png)

File: 1fb8f91ada2e509⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, L6egbw7.png)

How unfortunate. I've been watching this for a very long time.

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 No.52460

File: 011bef62931cfbd⋯.png (1 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, PEVqAkB.png)

File: 00f17082b475fcd⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 6KoWZQy.png)

File: fdd45bac03d5e70⋯.png (877.15 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, AcGbJEZ.png)

File: 93042ee3f04b4fe⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, dUQZKM5.png)

File: 19b04bf8f699e5d⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, uliykum.png)

Punishments going to be rough.

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 No.52461

File: 533997a7967760b⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, hdT0SJ1.png)

File: c10be37f90806df⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, J1NceId.png)

File: 2729f45365f22a5⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, cJTdgcr.png)

File: f4df851a9453ef4⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, DrWOly8.png)

File: cbaa3156d4c8cc6⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Hq209A6.png)

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 No.52462

File: 2bd3c8cfc7ba32e⋯.png (791.29 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, yk0tDAA.png)

File: cb0b1feb8d78006⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, QdQUhSx.png)

File: 55496f17b0d04dd⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, urUfa3d.png)

File: a88564c16a6a9d7⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, QDzrzpD.png)

File: 4d66c1bffa0ab99⋯.png (805.06 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, sE56RwQ.png)

That's odd. How can someone be so popular, me, never been heard of and yet the least popular person with the worst ratings for any president in recent history be the winner of an election?

Amazing!

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 No.52463

File: 1a70c63097b9251⋯.png (899.28 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, DfPBvtv.png)

File: c72b8dff9ec290b⋯.png (956.95 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, t1uz8ky.png)

File: 56142dc61f3a696⋯.png (840.8 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, U2mXqB2.png)

File: 911e2016d2eeeb6⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, pO6cwqQ.png)

File: e0c28e36493cb9a⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Z1pB5kK.png)

I'm just kidding everyone's heard of superman.

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 No.52464

Fuck off, brainlet Phoneperson.

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 No.52465

File: 4014b130381d490⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, yidqRA7.png)

File: 181c0c5b5c8a6e8⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 7E9JHVZ.png)

File: 5fef2ca36dabbaf⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 9E9qqDP.png)

File: 85a5dba7cc954d6⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, tWq72T2.png)

File: 10f72d680cb442d⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 8Gur0Gt.png)

Hey better turn off the up and down likes before some like superman archives your shitty ratings on YouTube and correlates them with the tv.

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 No.52466

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oh yea.

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 No.52467

File: 99c52bf61c61de8⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, EaEiSXE.png)

File: 0f48aee8c552b80⋯.png (969.52 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, IVS4hgQ.png)

File: 3049e82962cb1b5⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, GkwO5dG.png)

File: ff683839261026b⋯.png (1 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, bxJFDg0.png)

File: ac532a82c6e5b1d⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 2ADsB9P.png)

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no.

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 No.52468

File: eb7d7d05844338b⋯.png (788.03 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 4tOrQfG.png)

File: f07840a0a0f6e6e⋯.png (960.65 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 4Jg7w6i.png)

File: 14e22b64609f44d⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, AvjI8dR.png)

File: cf4881d975c69e5⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 9JxnWj6.png)

File: 7f0064c2d309bca⋯.png (968.35 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, jZfQTjS.png)

Whatever happened to

The boy that I once knew?

The boy who said he'd be true

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 No.52469

File: 4baab14eaf7fe57⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, XhtRbeC.png)

File: 200c7ee1747dfa4⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 4CA8p2q.png)

File: 0e9b34f45c28793⋯.png (744.51 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, fRLCflP.png)

File: cd0560c60f0f216⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, AJGSxuV.png)

File: cc38fc64d010a68⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 63P4vHD.png)

Oh, no, oh, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

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 No.52470

File: 788cc14f4eed8e2⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 8CLIotW.png)

File: 5f13636193efb3e⋯.png (987.58 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, qx0VAH3.png)

File: 151b9e95fde2ba3⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, ugGlQmx.png)

File: 9b760cfb2b6484e⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, BA8G6IG.png)

File: 1fb8f91ada2e509⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 7LomP6o.png)

Whatever happened to

The boy that I once knew?

The boy who said he'd be true

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 No.52472

File: e2fad87301e0961⋯.jpg (134.97 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, PRB5cNI.jpg)

Oh no. Oh no.

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 No.52473

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Revelation 19:15, NIV: "Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. 'He will rule them with an iron scepter.' He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty."

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 No.52477

File: 7167340cecae9f7⋯.jpg (147.47 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 1617642148665.jpg)

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 No.52625

Kabump

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