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 No.51546[Last 50 Posts]

when i see all my idols like ciara and the asmr banana girl pass away so early i feel like i shouldve passed away already too.

like a reminder to not overthink and overcomplicate things. and to not be afraid but have fun in life

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 No.51550

Jesus fucking Christ you stupid fucking 4chan/r9k idiot

SHESNOTDEAD, YOU STUPID FAGGOT

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 No.51551

My son was fucking her for a couple months.

What's her real name again? Eliza or something...

I don't remember.. it's not important....

SHE ISNOTDEAD, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

go back to r9k and never come back

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 No.51552

"overthinking"???? HAHAHA

youUNDERthoughtthis one

Anybody with a brain stem would have realized that was just a stupid rumor

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 No.51553

>>51551

i think you should namefag because your posts are so distinctive

>>51552

how do you know

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 No.51554

>>51553

That's why there's no reason for me to include my name anymore....

Most people already know who I am

My son now works for Sam Hyde up in Rhode island as a video editor... Before he started working for Sam, he was banging her on and off for a couple months..

They still talk to this day...

I wish my son was here right now

Because he could explain the entire thing a lot better than I can

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 No.51555

It was a SELF-PITY RUMOR started by a futile orbiter beta

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 No.51556

In fact, he mentioned that he spoke to her like 2 weeks ago

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 No.51557

>>51554

no you have to be lying

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 No.51558

I'm old..

and married...

So I never had any interest in her....

I'm jogging my memory trying to remember her real name, but for some reason I keep thinking it's Eliza

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 No.51559

>>51557

no sir....... I'm not lying

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 No.51560

My son could tell you the entire story, including intimate details that would make her blush

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 No.51561

....and YES..... I'm fully aware that those creepy orbiter guys created all kinds of bullshit "verifications" that she died....

like alleged comments by her father

That's all bullshit, trust me

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 No.51562

>>51560

i want to bang her too

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 No.51563

>>51561

why would they do that

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 No.51564

>>51562

of course..... certainly.....

I'd be really worried about you if you didn't

>>51563

the same reason they created bullshit stories about her being a heroin addict and all the other weird creepy passive aggressive things that little boys do when they don't know how to get girls

Like putting bubble gum in their hair

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 No.51565

she's NOT a drug addict....

she's NOT dead....

in actuality, she's just a sweet normal kid

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 No.51566

and I say KID because I'm old as FUCK

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 No.51567

(insider secret : she's kinda boring)

a LOT more normal than you'd think

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 No.51568

my son once told me that he suspected her father may have tried to help her GET RID OF ALL THE ORBITERS

Because her life changed... She moved forward...

You will too

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 No.51569

interesting talk

thank you

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 No.51570

but yeah........ it's bullshit

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 No.51571

>>51546

like a reminder to not overthink and overcomplicate things. and to not be afraid but have fun in life

How was that?

I think you worded it better

Then anybody else could have

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 No.51572

THAN*

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 No.51573

>>51569

Let's talk about the real subject at hand :

YOU

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 No.51574

YOU = the only person responsible for your happiness or lack thereof

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 No.51575

i will never move on to a normal life

i dont want that

i would rather life in the gutters with all the drug addicts and have a hard life than be well adjusted and have a wife

because that's what i feel drawn to

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 No.51576

YOU = doomy gloomy depression is a BEHAVIOR

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 No.51577

>>51575

BRAVO !!!!!

*stands and applauds you*

That's the smartest thing you could have said

Now I'm not worried about you anymore

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 No.51578

YOU are the only thing that stands between yourself and your dreams

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 No.51579

and FUCK NO !! mediocrity is not an option

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 No.51580

but you WILL grow....

and you WILL transition from one stage to the next

and "THIS" ?......

It'll never even cross your mind

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 No.51581

>>51580

i feel like you're the dad i never had

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 No.51582

>>51581

I'm a piece of shit.....

I have fucked up my life in every conceivable way, and dozens that could never be conceived

I'm a selfish greedy thoughtless rude bastard

But I'm also a damn good guy...

I strive to be honorable always

Even when I'm in the midst of

my own self destruction.........

You're the same way.

Just learned to trust your instincts

And always try to be honest as possible

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 No.51584

>>51581

I'm definitely not father of the year.. not even father of the week...

I'm just an old sack of shit who realized at a young age that I was holding myself back with self-doubt and fear, so I did a 180 and begin inserting myself and grabbing the bull by the horns every time I saw the opportunity...

I used to dwell on gloomy depression and actually used to wish I was dead or never born in the first place

That behavior has zero benefits.. absolutely no benefits whatsoever.. the only person I was hurting was myself

Life is a blast

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 No.51585

Notice how I keep saying depression is a behavior

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 No.51586

Whenever you feel stuck in a rut

That's when you need to modify your behavior

And suddenly you will see the world treat you differently

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 No.51587

(And some of the most amazing times of my life were spent in the gutters with drug addicts)

Not joking

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 No.51588

Self-doubt and self-pity are two of the most unattractive attributes on a human being

That repels people

It has become a fashion trend to hate yourself these days, to indulge himself pity, and look for pity from others....

SELF DOUBT IS A BEHAVIOR

so is self confidence

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 No.51589

>>51588

i feel like my life is about to deteriorate to a point where i don't care anymore. and i feel like that helps me be myself around people more

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 No.51590

I used to be a strip club DJ for almost 10 years..

You would not believe HOW MANY strippers used to come up into my DJ booth and ask me the same two questions :

"What would you think if I got a boob job?"

or

"What would you think if I got a big tattoo right here?"

And I would always answer them the exact same way:

"That would be the second biggest mistake of your life, the first one being deciding to become a stripper in the first place"

Then I would explain.....

It doesn't matter if you have small tits.

It doesn't matter if you have buck teeth or crossed eyes...

SELF CONFIDENCE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE ATTRIBUTE ON ANYBODY

There's something magnetic about self-confidence

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 No.51591

>>51589

Good for you.. that's actual progress

Most people would misinterpret your words

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 No.51592

>>51589

NOT CARING :

that's the secret to happiness

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 No.51593

>>51591

i know what to do now thanks to you

i missed these moments when i felt like a newfag

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 No.51594

how old are you?

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 No.51595

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 No.51596

>>51593

lol look, dude.........

I'm an antagonist....

I enjoy being a confrontational dickhead

but let me go out of character.....

YOU'RE A GOOD KID

....a SHITTY adult... but a good kid.....

you're going to be just fine

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 No.51597

yep...... That's right around the age I was thinking

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 No.51598

hint: NEVER allow yourself to become a good adult

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 No.51599

downward spiral can be FUN.......

trust me, I know

But do it with class

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 No.51600

Okay.....

I gotta go... my wife will be home soon

and I gotta straighten up the house

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 No.51601

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 No.51602

be well, and have a blast

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 No.51603

Oh... One last thing

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 No.51604

(it's funny you would mention it because)

I always tell everybody the same thing :

OVERTHINKING THINGS IS YOUR UNDOING

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 No.51605

overthinking is EGG ZACK LEE™ hownotto accomplish the goal

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 No.51606

So......

You already answered your own question

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 No.51607

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adios, dude

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 No.51608

(embrace the "NO")

learn to relish it

That's where you begin

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 No.51610

rejection is your RED CARPET TO SUCCESS

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 No.51611

bye

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 No.51612

feel free to post more advice anytime

i like reading it

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 No.51613

i will miss you

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 No.51614

Penos

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 No.51616

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>cleans the home for his wife his wife's kids

>gives advice

sounds right, so that would also mean everything you say is wrong tho

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 No.51793

My kids are grown adults.....

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