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 No.51530

I have such a strong urge to say "I have cancer!"

Why?

I'm extremely superstitious and avoid contact with the subject matter of illness to the point of rewinding youtube videos and deleting them out of my history if something like that comes up.

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 No.51542

>>51530

>I have such a strong urge to say "I am cancer!"

don't worry you let everyone know everytime you post

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 No.51549

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 No.51664

>>51530

Hypochondriacs build needless barriers and self-imposed obstacles, foolishly exerting ineffective attempts at "controlling the uncontrollable"

because they are overwhelmed by their self-perception of having no control in life

some of THE most uncool, unhappy self-defeatists on earth

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 No.51665

>>51530

I'm curious why you chose a photograph of that FAT BORING PIG

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 No.51666

>>51530

you've openly admitted that you are an adult male who tends to seek pity for no reason whatsoever, a histrionic pity-seeker

the "life of the party"

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 No.51704

>>51530

dude, drink 2 tablespoons of ayurvedic cow urine (like 10 dollars on amazon for a bottle) per day on an empty stomach in the morning. Dont drink anything other than water for 2 hours, and dont eat anything for 2 hours. Do this for 2 to 3 weeks and cancer will be fully removed from your body

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 No.51727

>>51664

IM HA HYPOCHONDRIAV WHAT DO I DO NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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 No.51728

sorry i get histrionic

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 No.51731

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Freeze the bodies in the mourge

Freeze the bodies in the mourge

nothing wrong with that, nothings got to give

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