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File: 03d9bd606f9790d⋯.jpg (146.62 KB, 503x600, 503:600, as_long_as_they_can_shoot_….jpg)

 No.49807

"Ragland chose to enlist in the Marine Corps because she was told it had a special brotherhood.

"And now," she said, "a sisterhood." "

-I think as long as they can shoot and march. The last two weeks have shown us, girls can knife fight so they can learn the spirit of the bayonet.

Will psycho bitch lifers cover themselves and the corps in glory?

Will it be a female hand that plants the american flag on the three gorges dam?

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 No.49810

>>49807

we forgot how to war proper

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 No.49813

File: 1907caa3f85fb47⋯.jpg (173.64 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, they_look_mean.jpg)

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 No.49913

File: b9c655d3d2b4fdf⋯.png (875.22 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180612_220230.png)

File: ff08e586963642f⋯.png (913.18 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180612_220121.png)

File: 62119c4222982d6⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180612_220205.png)

Jim's tits are saggier

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 No.49914

>>49810

"we" WHO ?......

you've never learned how to fight

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 No.49915

any one of those female Marines could EASILY beat the ever-living dogshit outta you computer hermits

unlike you, they've had adequate training and experience in physically assaulting grown men.

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 No.49916

My father was a drill Instructor in The Marines....

trust me, dude....

The Marines trained ALL of their troops beyong requirement

male or female....

if they're Marines, they HAVE BEEN trained to severely injure you... quickly .. with their bare hands

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 No.49917

lol you've NEVER had your ass whooped until a MARINE does it

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 No.49918

not exactly "first person shooter" or "mortal Kombat" experience.....

more like REAL LIFE, fist to face "put your ass in the hospital" tier

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 No.49919

If you really chop it down to the basics....

I think it really all boils down to GETTING

PUNCHED IN THE FACE REALLY HARD

If you can't handle being punched in the face like a motherfuker, then youll never make it to step 2 Step 3

I'm definitely not a badass

Far from it

But I've getting punched in the face really really hard several times... That's what gets me going because until you had your nose broken, you really don't have any real investment in the fight

That all changes once you smell like iron in your blood filling your sinus cavities... It doesn't even really hurt as much as it smells weird...

but THAT'S where the craziness really begins... That's where you go full throttle

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 No.49920

at that point, it's not even about winning or losing a fight...

At that point, you have already accepted BOTH OF YOU are going to the hospital...

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 No.49921

the REAL question in this thread :

Does a FEMALE possess the same determination and grit when it comes to being punched in the face?

lol YES......

I'm talking about the average woman... Almost all of my girlfriends and wives have been slightly "tom-boyish", and I've watched several of them beat up fully grown men...

I've got some hilarious stories about my different wives and girlfriends feeding the shit out of guys... A couple of them would seem so far-fetched to you, but I promise all of the details would be true...

I've seen women beat the ever-living shit out of guys...

And that's just your average woman...

but a female MARINE ?......

Of course they might not be as physically muscle-bound as a male Marine, but I guarantee you the female Marines have a lot more training in physical combat than you do...

a LOT more training.... Rigorous hand to hand combat training... They are much stronger and tougher than you...

A female Marine would beat your ass so hard... Then she can make you suck her dick before breaking a beer bottle over your head

Marine culture is actually quite violent and brutal

It's not a video game

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 No.49922

BEATING*

not feeding

God damn speech to text typos I'm walking into a fireman's sub sandwich shop

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 No.49924

Without going into details...

Probably the funniest one :

my 92 pound, 5' 4" blonde haired blue-eyed 16 year old newlywed wife....

She beat THE DOGSHIT out of a big drunk redneck

(It was actually kind of scary to be honest)

in the middle of the midtown music festival in Atlanta, surrounded by 200,000 people... We were just gliding through the crowd, trying to get to a different area near the stage... I heard some yelling behind me, and turned around to catch teeny tiny little Anjibeating the ever-living dogshitout of a man... She had him on the ground, kicking and punching him in the face

She grabbed me by the arm and said "c'mon!" And we continued through the crowd

turns out she said he was drunk and he was about to punch me in the back of the head, and I didn't even realize it because I was moving through the crowd

So she took a laser pointer pen and hit him in the temple with it...

NO SHIT !!!

She was 16 years old

(Legally married)

Weight 92 lb

And she attacked that redneck like a rabid racoon

You'd be amazed what girls might do.... But how would you know? You'll never know sitting there in front of your computer...

I guarantee you one of those Marine women would beat up all of us

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 No.49925

My current wife Wendy and I were downtown one day, in broad daylight when two women walked past us, b and they said something under their breath about my wife... I can't even remember what they said... It was some kind of stupid schoolyard insult....

And Wendy beat the shit out of both of them

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 No.49926

It actually happened directly across the street from the courthouse in broad daylight...

Wendy told the biggest girl to suck her dick...

And the girl punched Wendy in the face

a BIG girl.... Not just chubby but big and wide

And Wendy is tiny... All of my girlfriends are always tiny... All of my wives are always petite

So the big girl punched Wendy, and Wendy literally beat the shit out of them. Both of them..

Because it was across the street from the courthouse, the entire thing was witnessed by bailiffs and attorneys and Law Enforcement officers doing business around there...

And a bunch of police and Court bailiffs ran over to us... And they handcuffed the big woman....

They were going to arrest her for assault...

So Wendy let the big girl sit in the back of the police car for 10 minutes in handcuffs... Then Wendy told the police "I'm not going to prosecute this case. Let Her Go"

And the police made the big girl apologize to Wendy... actually both of those women apologized to Wendy in front of the police...

and THEY were the ones who got beat up

Wendy got a little bit of a black eye I think but no big deal

It might make you feel better to falsely believe that women are timid and scared and weak

They might surprise you

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 No.49927

Plus, 8 out of 10 times,

women make better decisions

I trust them more

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 No.49929

and the Swedish wife, Debi.......

she didn't take shit from ANYBODY

she was also small

100% Swede

teeny "Little Debi" my mom called her

Lil' Debi didn't take shit from ANYONE

not me, not you...

she'd tell you exactly what she thought

directly to your fucking face

with a smile

and she had a temper

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 No.49930

but the LASER POINTER "PEN" TO THE TEMPLE was definitely number one in my book

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 No.49932

like I said, my dad was a Drill Instructor in the Marines....

I'd rather have one female Marine in the foxhole than 10 of you (or 10 of me, because I'm definitely not a tough guy)

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 No.49937

File: 802b23d7ccda1e1⋯.jpg (186.72 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, lunch_time.jpg)

>>49932

you didn't inherit your father's marine corps toughness, but you inherit his appetite?

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 No.49989

what did they name their rifle?

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 No.50018

File: 6d74aa3aaedf42e⋯.jpg (147.71 KB, 1024x829, 1024:829, the_hardman_project.jpg)

>>49807

go go robot leg

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 No.50514

>>49932

so you're the great fagtini?

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