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File: 21587ad018ff6eb⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 1920x1920, 1:1, saint_skopets_brenton_tarr….jpg)

 No.49632[Last 50 Posts]

Saint Skopets Brenton Tarrant

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 No.49633

File: 681e6c6f4510ebe⋯.jpg (233.46 KB, 903x903, 1:1, saint_skopets_brenton_tarr….jpg)

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 No.49635

File: c2521825d3487cc⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1963x927, 1963:927, PicsArt_04_25_08_41_33.png)

boring, ineffectual, failed, uneducated, pseuodo-literate closet homosexual

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 No.49636

File: 11547799b0648a4⋯.jpg (96.99 KB, 1024x483, 1024:483, PicsArt_04_25_08_47_09.jpg)

reminder :

WHAT SHE ACCOMPLISHED

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 No.49638

the funniest part is how with SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH, there'sonly 46 people who even remember this failed incident

FORTY-SIX PEOPLE......

and you're one of them

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 No.49646

>>49632

when you look at the Big Picture.....

how he actually accomplished NOTHING....

(anybody can cause 15 minutes of disruption )

how the world instantly moved on

how she was instantly forgotten

how nobody even realizes she exists anymore

(except you)

when you consider she's sitting in prison

she didn't even have the balls to kill herself

nothing but FAILURE.......

it becomes clear.......

why YOU

are enamored

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 No.49648

File: 0f18729986b9e32⋯.jpg (108.63 KB, 1024x671, 1024:671, PicsArt_04_25_09_17_40.jpg)

when it comes to PUBLIC NOTORIETY....

when it comes to ACTUALLY GETTING PEOPLE'S ATTENTION :

Tarrant doesn't even register on the scale...

Breonna Taylor is MUCH MORE FAMOUS

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 No.49650

File: 4be4f17cd582b31⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1648x1080, 206:135, PicsArt_04_25_09_23_21.png)

Sissyboy Tarrant "blew his load", and STILL couldn't even hold a candle to The Breonna Taylor incident....

lol amateur-hour

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 No.49651

File: ae721bf7abb8459⋯.jpg (177.15 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Culture_Grumpy_Cat_4873861….jpg)

>>49632

GRUMPY CAT: recognized by billions

TARRANT: remembered by 46 people

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 No.49652

>>49632

your little "celebration" of shared insignificance is inspirational

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 No.49654

File: a3fd3636846573b⋯.jpg (294.79 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, PicsArt_04_25_09_47_52.jpg)

FELIX SILLA : actor who played "Cousin Itt" on The Addams Familyremembered by hundreds of millions of people

TARRANT :who?.... literally who?

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 No.49655

File: 1339c1fdf51e7ce⋯.jpg (280.24 KB, 1080x1622, 540:811, PicsArt_04_25_09_51_41.jpg)

GREG JACOBS : "rapper" Humpty Humpremembered by 3.9 BILLION PEOPLE

TARRANT :you, and 45 other lonely irrelevant angry sexually frustrated limpwristed faggots

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 No.49656

File: 7203c036f276d9f⋯.jpg (255.64 KB, 1139x1080, 1139:1080, PicsArt_04_25_09_57_06.jpg)

CLARA PELLER : "where's the beef?" lady

remembered by hundreds of millions of people for her 1984 TV Commercials.... (and people are STILL repeating her famous catchphrase)

TARRANT :

every month or so, you get particularly resentful over your lot in life, and remember to pretend you have an "idol" you can relate to

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 No.49657

File: d5a16c5313e300f⋯.jpg (146.02 KB, 1139x1080, 1139:1080, PicsArt_04_25_10_09_06.jpg)

MAYOR McCHEESE :

instantly recognized by BILLIONS WORLDWIDE, men, women, children, black, white, yellow or green.

TARRANT :

99.99999999999999999% of people think he works at McDonald's

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 No.49658

File: a245c5535a7958a⋯.png (366.22 KB, 2300x873, 2300:873, PicsArt_04_25_10_19_14.png)

hands down, one of THE LEAST EFFECTUAL people of the past 100 years

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 No.49662

WHAT TARRANT ACCOMPLISHED :

-having 8chan pulled offline

-diminished your imageboard experiences forever

-the rest of his life in prison

btw, Tarrant IS INDEED engaged in a homosexual relationship in prison

it's partially sexual, and partially for "protection"

but yeah.... this morning, you woke up and continued living your life....

SO DID TARRANT....

but his "life" consists of metal, cement, swill, and PENIS IN HIS MOUTH

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 No.49663

He's spending the EXCRUCIATING remainder of his Mind-Numbing existence fantasizing about being able to sit on a soft chair....

something as simple as being able to sit on a soft cushion for 5 minutes might not mean much to you..... but Tarrant fantasizes about it...

there's NOTHING soft or comfortable in prison.

It's all metal and concrete...

you simply can't imagine HOW BAD his back hurts.. His neck... every muscle...

he would suck your nuts empty for a CUSHION...

He would let 8 Muslims take turns fucking him in the assjust to be able to drink a glass of orange juice again

......in prison, they've designed it where you literally lose all perception of time.... There is no circadian rhythm... Minutes literally seemed like days...

Hours seem like weeks....

Days quite literally feel like years....

A month is a lifetime.... You have no idea just how miserable it is... It's as if you are trapped in a time warp, a void, where time quite literally stands still

and you have NOTHING....

except hard concrete

and slabs of steel

And nobody even remembers who he is

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 No.49664

>>49636

LMAOOOO

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 No.49665

without using any exaggeration or hyperbole :

YOU ARE ONE OF ONLY A TINY HANDFUL HUMANS WHO EVEN REALIZES HE EXISTS

(and even YOU have to continually remind yourself to even remember him)

because 99.99999% of YOUR life

is spent.... NOT ever even thinking about him

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 No.49666

>>49638

we remember and remind. we are the tetragrammaton. we are responsible. we are the judge

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 No.49667

>>49666

you're a FAGGOT

Dungeons & dragons sissy boy

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 No.49668

>>49666

lol I can actually see your fat stupid face right now, slack-jawed and lisping... "we are the tetragrammaton. we are responsible. we are the judge"

hahahaha stfu, Zelda.....

go play another videogame, lonely boy

LMMFGDAO @ "WE" !!!! HAHAHA!!"

"WE" !!!! as if you're part of ANYTHING

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 No.49669

dude.... my wife is rolling on the floor laughing

"WE" !.... she says that was hilarious

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 No.49670

hahahaha damn !!!

"WE"

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 No.49671

that was THE funniest shit I've read in here so far this year

"we" LOL

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 No.49672

File: 315c05a27977d4b⋯.png (862.31 KB, 1146x1080, 191:180, PicsArt_04_25_11_07_43.png)

>>49666

There's a profound mathematical improbability that all 46 of you would be thinking about him at the same time, at any given moment of any given day...

If you divide a day into minutes, it's basically impossible that all 46 of you would be thinking about him at any given minute...

Meaning it's basically a solo act....

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 No.49674

>>49668

yes am i part (nothing) of the problem?

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 No.49675

File: 1c64c8af1e20987⋯.png (53.37 KB, 1146x1080, 191:180, PicsArt_04_25_11_16_28.png)

your nanoscale of significance is hard to achieve

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 No.49676

File: 363c32f8ed92cd4⋯.png (11.12 KB, 1146x1080, 191:180, PicsArt_04_25_11_16_48.png)

>>49674

or should I have said underacheive ?

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 No.49677

>>49674

you're well aware that you've NEVER been "part"

of anything....

not even a tiny part

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 No.49678

File: 1dac2a6da762eca⋯.png (8.02 KB, 1146x1080, 191:180, PicsArt_04_25_11_20_15.png)

because nobody's ever "wanted you on their team"

You knew that in elementary school... And nothing's changed since then

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 No.49679

trust me, Videogame Sally

you're not fooling ANYBODY

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 No.49680

File: bc0e1bb0ba97bbe⋯.png (4.49 MB, 1632x1157, 1632:1157, bc0e1bb0ba97bbec918001d7c1….png)

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 No.49681

>>49674

>>49680

but PLEASE.... please

Please continue your epic pattern of laughable failure

You make the rest of us look like George Clooney

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 No.49682

>>49674

>>49680

You kind of remind me of "that fat ugly girl" other girls like to hang out with, because it makes them look even prettier in comparison....

You're SO awkward and uncool and inexperienced and Out of touch and unsuccessful.... That you make the rest of us look like Elon musk

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 No.49684

The majority of people would say you serve no purpose on this planet....

But they would be mistaken...

The world ALWAYS needs failures, so the rest of us can keep our lives in perspective

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 No.49685

Without your particular astronomical levels of failure..... The rest of us would actually be depressed about our existences....

We would be despondent.....

But all we have to do is think about you, and suddenly life seems worth living again

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 No.49686

ITT : Angry Videogame Sally pretends she is "part of a large mindset"

hahaha wow dude

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 No.49687

Dear Videogame Sally,

you couldn't "rough it out" for ONE DAY...

you couldn't go ONE FUCKING DAY without a 2 Liter of Pepsi and an EFFEMINATE ANIME CARTOON

lol ..... no way !! ABSOLUTELY NOT

you're soft

you're weak

Tarrant would LITERALLY DEEPTHROAT A NIGGER

for a sip of Pepsi right now

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 No.49688

WHY YOUR CLAIMS ABOUT "WE" AREN'T TRUE:

there is no WE

you don't identify with the political ideology

you identify WITH THE FAILED LOSER

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 No.49689

you simply IDENTIFY with the failed, ineffectual, incompetent, insignificant, overlooked, angry, frustrated, rejected, long forgotten introverted LOSER

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 No.49690

so congratulations !!!

you've finally reached your prime

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 No.49691

I would be completely comfortable betting you $250,000 CASH.....

that right now.....

at this very moment.....

Tarrant is laying on that metal bunk

his back hurts SO BAD that he finally learned to live with the continual pain

And he would LITERALLY let 16 Iranian Men ejaculate down his throat for aROOT BEER

there is no root beer in there...

no orange juice...

no Pepsi...

no cushions...

no comfortable surfaces at all

LOL TRUST ME....

he'd let the Iranians gangrape him all night

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 No.49692

his existence now REVOLVES EXCLUSIVELY AROUND COMMISSARY ITEMS

pay attention, Videogame Sally...

COMMISSARY ITEMS

potato chips...

ramen noodles...

stamped envelopes...

phone calls to his mother....

all of which is being paid for BY HIS MOTHER

and, as always....

she's getting older...

and money doesn't grow on trees...

and the phone calls are expensive as fuck....

they really add up....

so the calls become much less frequent

and Tarrant had to learn how to make the potato chips last a month, instead of every Wednesday

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 No.49693

......and at night........

he has VIVID DREAMS

about opening a refrigerator

and pouring a glass of orange juice

they're more like nightmares....

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 No.49694

46 delusional, lonely, angry, failed men

men like you

try to convince themselves

that Tarrant is a "martyr"

lol a martyr for WHAT?

Nobody even realizes Tarrant exists

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 No.49695

the world quite literally DOESN'T CARE

Nobody remembers him

He was a long-forgotten memory

Before you ever even knew who he was

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 No.49696

the most embarrassing part ?

you're SO STUPID, you actually believed the "Jesus" myth

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 No.49697

I'd be less embarrassed to admit I idolized a failure

Than I would to admit I was so stupid that I allowed myself to be brainwashed with THE STUPIDEST FAIRY TALE ON EARTH

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 No.49698

THE PROBLEM :

YOU.....

YOU are your problem

you're the only reason why you're unhappy

you're the reason why you're frustrated

and angry

and overlooked

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 No.49699

in many ways, even Tarrant has it better than you

because at least in real life, he has other humans who interact with him

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 No.49700

File: 0f6d89674a6b26c⋯.jpg (374.56 KB, 1920x1920, 1:1, PicsArt_04_25_12_25_58.jpg)

Tarrant Who?

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 No.49701

next time you pass a tree.....

with a bird chirping

remember......

Tarrant would let mebreak his jaw and pimp his asshole loosejust to simply stop and look at the tree and listen to the bird chirp

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 No.49702

>>49632

and then there's you

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 No.49703

the out-of-touch compensator

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 No.49704

If you're still alive in 10 years, I think you're going to be shocked when you see what Tarrants Prison ID Photos look like

the frail, effeminate, defeated, weak and powerless little man in the photos is going to give you pause.

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 No.49708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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