No.46597
I'm an 18 year old, 6"5, 210lbs, broad shouldered, lean, muscular, chad-faced guy. I look like someone who could genuinely be a Calvin Klein model. Problem is I always act like an autistic moron whenever I'm around people. I've kissed my crush a few times but am still a virgin. How do I behave less autistic
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No.46598
Being dead would certainly achieve that goal.
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No.46600
>>46597
The second I saw this thread I knew it was going to be interesting
I was wrong
turns out I'm not very good at telling what's interesting or not
Because you suck and so does your thread
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No.46601
>>46597
Number One, at 6'5" you're too tall....
so you're going to need to start hunching over
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No.46602
and you're going to need to begin squeezing in your shoulders while you hunch over....
they're too broad
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No.46624
oh you know
>be yourself
>read more so you can use your words better
>work on your narcissism
>know that half of people doesn't give a fuck if you're alive or dead
>know the other half wants to you not be alive so you competing with them
>all would fuck you over if they benefited without hesitation
>for relationships to work, genetic compatibility needs to be considered
now, how do I transmit to the nasty whores I work with, that I am not interested in their used meat
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No.46625
>>46624
so you aren't competing*
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No.46898
>>46597
honeslt OP I started having success when I ripped off Bill Murray's charm in Ghostbusters 2 when he is making fun of the baby.
"“You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.”
but is more how he sdays it.
girls like to be teased but to tease you have to understand several layers at once.
how much do you masturbate?
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No.47841
Take a viagra one hour before fucking a prostitute at the Hong Kong Club in Tijuana.
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No.47849
I don't know. Sometimes you just have to act and go with the flow. Just observe how others act and act like them.
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No.47850
I usually read or watch what other people do or how they act.
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No.48677
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No.49282
>>46597
sounds like the wheelchair talking headman
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No.49332
YOU FAGS ARE WORSE THEN THE 4CUCKS WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN JUST BECAUSE YOUR MAD FROM ALL THE BBC AND GAY THREADS ON 4CHAN DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A CUNT ON OTHER FOURMS (except reddit fuck all those man child fags) but SERIOUSLY U GUYS ARE PATHETIC CUNTS dont be a cunt to people to matter what, that is the best advice I can give you
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No.49802
>>49282
if I remember that took place in your neck of the woods
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No.49805
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