No.45157
Why is the AK-47 so sexy?
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No.45160
It's the man behind the AK that counts. Love straight white men. No homo.
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No.45162
OH MY GOD I'M FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOMING
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No.45163
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No.45174
>>45157
A: because you never figured out how to attract females
Basically, because you're a faggot
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No.45175
Because you've never learned how to attract females, you've fallen for the predictable erroneous "macho badass" routine that little boys emulate in trailer parks, walking around with playing with plastic guns and plastic deputy badges...
(which is EXACTLY why girls hate you)
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No.45181
>>45157
A: because you are a learning impaired little boy, sexually and socially stunted, enabled by your overbearing mother, allowed to indulge in video games and sci-fi fantasy faggotry, with no Father figure or male role model in your childhood, trapped in the swollen pudgy out of shape body of an adult male, who spends all of his time sitting in front of a computer, trying to initiate conversations with other similarly sexually and socially stunted adult males....
You have no masculinity....
And you think you can spray paint "machismo" with a predictable trendy gun obsession...
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No.45183
>>45160
correction : you're 100% UN-heterosexual
I'm not saying you're "gay", because you're not actively sexual whatsoever....
But you're the farthest thing from a heterosexual that I've ever seen
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No.45184
>>45157
I've always known that guns are for sissies......
and I've quite literally fucked well over 600+ hot women and teenage girls whose names I can remember....
and at least 200 whose names I never even bothered to ask in the first place....
(Feel free to list all of the women you have taken to bed)
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No.45185
>>45157
of COURSE you don't know what women find attractive...
DUHHH, Super Mario Sissyboy
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No.45186
>>45160
fact: although you have no idea how to successfully initiate a sexual encounter, IF (by some strange fluke) a woman tried to get you in bed, you'd accidentally intentionally self-defeat, and fumble the ball.....
However, if a MAN unzipped his pants, you would drop to your knees like a schoolgirl
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No.45187
>>45185
his legs are beautiful, im so sad i cant see his feet otherwise id cum no hand
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No.45194
>>45187
Of course... And do you blame your father for leaving, or blame your mother for coddling you afterwards?
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No.45195
>>45187
(It was a trick question, because the only one to blame for your dysfunction is YOURSELF)
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No.45196
>>45187
And thank you for proving that the "misunderstood computer genius boy" meme is false
Not particularly intelligent after all, no matter how much technology in sci-fi your mother allowed you to bask in.
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No.45224
>>45157
CORRECTION :
VAGINAS are sexy.....
and you'll never get one as long as you display a misunderstanding of masculinity and what women find attractive
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No.45280
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No.45394
>>45224
bro let people enjoy stuff bro
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