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 No.44846

When are you going to get your furniture girlfriend, anon?

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 No.44847

>implying I want a female

Faggot, only straight white men can satisfy me. And only straight white men for me.

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>>44846

if an ashtray counts as "furniture", then I'm good...

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 No.44868

I want my furniture to be furniture. While it's fun to take a picture of a girl in these situations, think for a moment. Why would you threaten your beer to be spilled, by having a table that gets tired or needs food or sleep?

<the whole notion is just stupid.

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 No.44874

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>>44846

a real gentleman would've sprung for the Endless Bread Sticks® at Olive Garden™

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 No.44875

>>44868

Oh wow, dude. If she ever does that, you just gotta kick her or punch her or something, so that she wakes up, she will reconsider he choices next time if she wants to get tired or something. :^))

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 No.44877

>>44875

Your beer is still spilt.

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 No.44880

>>44877

Yeah, that will suck nonetheless. All > furniture girlfriend

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 No.44883

>>44868

>actually thought the women would still be alive

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>>44883

Why would you want a rotting corpse in your house?

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