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 No.44777

They break into your house tonight and take all your electronics with them.

How fucked are you?

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 No.44778

The picture didn't get posted for some fucking reason, was meant to be an FBI badge.

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 No.44797

File: 06847aa922bc214⋯.jpg (290.35 KB, 1080x1532, 270:383, PicsArt_03_18_01_24_50.jpg)

>>44777

literally don't even understand what the fuck you're talking about.....

"electronics" ?.......

like the refrigerator ?.............

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 No.44798

File: 417f0f3bfde23fa⋯.jpg (162.21 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, PicsArt_03_28_11_02_14.jpg)

>>44778

smooth

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 No.44799

File: 93947dd0ba13a3e⋯.jpg (209.61 KB, 1728x1080, 8:5, PicsArt_03_28_11_10_51.jpg)

>>44777

A: not at all

see how easy that was?

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 No.44800

File: 8ef0ab63607fdec⋯.jpg (20.8 KB, 268x498, 134:249, 41_p4flZguL_AC_SY580_.jpg)

They can keep it... It hasn't worked since 1989

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 No.44801

>>44777

I certainly hope you're not one of those people who substitute real-life interaction and relationships with electronic gadgetry and whiz-bang gizmos...

that 'life' sucks

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 No.44802

File: 11a92fdc15bb716⋯.jpg (50.65 KB, 770x431, 770:431, TECHNOLOGY_770x433.jpg)

Happiness = who you fall asleep laying next to, and who you wake up and see first thing every morning...

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 No.44805

File: dc570d2397fec30⋯.jpg (146.93 KB, 1041x1330, 1041:1330, PicsArt_03_21_03_59_38.jpg)

TECHNOLOGY = unhappiness, dissociating and self pity

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 No.44807

File: 8aec72db9d11230⋯.jpg (719.66 KB, 3343x2509, 3343:2509, PicsArt_02_25_02_56_51.jpg)

I asked my cat Cosmo about electronics, and he sighed...

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 No.44808

File: 9032793a3e9e1d7⋯.jpg (334.36 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, PicsArt_02_25_02_41_03.jpg)

then I asked Sputnik, and she just started at me....

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 No.44809

File: 22306085da29a9d⋯.jpg (310.62 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, PicsArt_02_25_02_49_14.jpg)

and I asked their daughter Uno, and she wants to eat shrimp.....

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 No.44810

File: f22c609ce8b5ba3⋯.png (1.66 MB, 1080x2300, 54:115, PicsArt_02_25_03_06_17.png)

when I asked Rocket, she went back to sleep....

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 No.44811

File: 35bcccd9c387ae1⋯.png (2.1 MB, 2160x1080, 2:1, PicsArt_03_28_11_43_44.png)

unsurprisingly, Sexy said "perhaps you'd be a happier soul if you let go of your self-imposed slavery to the childish gadgets that have led you down your current path?"

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 No.44812

File: ec32e76c8ce3ef6⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1931x1080, 1931:1080, PicsArt_03_28_11_49_35.png)

.....you're going about it all wrong....

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 No.44815

File: 1ac4f078948bf56⋯.jpg (92.14 KB, 1392x783, 16:9, empty_room.jpg)

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 No.44820

File: 3d51bcdf97e7163⋯.png (364.74 KB, 960x705, 64:47, PicsArt_03_28_12_00_34.png)

>>44777

I'll be okay... as long as they don't steal THIS

amirite?

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 No.44821

File: 253db88925f4520⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1650x1080, 55:36, PicsArt_03_28_12_04_26.png)

>>44777

"I didn't even realize anybody was in my apartment"

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 No.44822

File: 156ca2eb7594f0b⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1080x1394, 540:697, PicsArt_03_28_12_07_34.png)

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 No.44824

File: 87a168e0eefc052⋯.jpg (103.31 KB, 1024x545, 1024:545, PicsArt_03_28_12_24_22.jpg)

>>44777

how would you even know?

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 No.44826

>>44797

>>44798

>>44799

>>44805

>>44807

>>44808

>>44809

>>44810

>>44811

>>44812

>>44820

>>44821

>>44822

>>44824

I mean, shit, didn't expect any single person to be this interested in my thread. Glad you're enjoying it.

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 No.44827

>>44777

None, because I'm paranoid I'll actually get swatted or that I get robbed, so I clean up all of my devices usually each month at least once, done today. Also they are fully encrypted and even if they break the system encryption or if they steal it while im behind it, my browser history/cookies/cache isnt saved and I also encrypt all of my file containers, so thats that.

Good luck nonetheless. Dont use your wrench but since you are a thief, you dont know shit about that anyway

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 No.44828

>>44826

no problemo

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 No.44829

>>44826

dude this guy is an absolute crazy ass anon, hes crazy with these images but they are also like oddly good, like wtf, so much work must go into this imo, hes really a chief

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 No.44830

>>44777

I'm not. Gonna buy everything again and reuse data saved in the cloud.

They can do it all the time until I run out of money. Which is gonna take a lot of time.

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 No.44831

File: 2a6bed5d43a05b0⋯.png (1.01 MB, 999x580, 999:580, PicsArt_03_28_12_36_13.png)

>>44826

I'm trying my best........

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 No.44832

>>44829

it's how I kill time...............

we've all got our flaws and idiosyncrasies

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 No.44833

>>44824

VOTED BEST IMAGE OF THE DAY

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 No.44842

>>44829

He's literally Anonymous, undertaking the massive task of producing almost all of the content on the board.

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 No.44845

By the way, you've all taken my OP way too literally with the "breaking into" part. Either the FBI badge thing wasn't a clear enough indication of what was really meant by that or there's rampant Aspergers on here.

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 No.44870

>>44777

>pro: I can read my hardcopy books.

<con: I don't have a job anymore.

>pro: I have the time to read.

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 No.44906

>>44845

be more specific next time

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