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 No.44262

LOST MY PHONE LAST NIGHT AT MY HOUSE WHILE I WAS DRINKING NOW EVERYBODY IS GOING TO FIND MY PORN STASH. WHAT DO I DO?

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 No.44264

No one will look at your porn. No one cares. Most people aren't assholes who go through found phones.

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 No.44301

>>44264

I would.

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 No.44303

>>44301

And that's why you think other people are assholes, because you're one yourself.

<that's your problem, not mine.

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 No.44310

>>44262

if you dont have a password for your phone then you deserve it

also >lost phone in own house <somehow crisis

how? its your own home just look for it?? im guessing typo but if not the fucking whaaatttt

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 No.44325

Boomer: loses phone somewhere in their house

<uses another phone to call their number and listens for the ring>

Zoomer: loses phone somewhere in their house

<becomes an hero>

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 No.44327

>Porn on the phone

You know that you must be 18 to post on 8kun right?

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 No.44344

File: 7395fcaddfb00c6⋯.webm (132.19 KB, 150x150, 1:1, _.webm)

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