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breasts are a highly overrated 'non-sexual' sex fixation....

it's odd how much wasted focus gets exhausted towards breasts, really.... I mean, sure, I also love perfect tits... who doesn't??.. show me a woman who doesn't find other women sexually attractive, and I'll show you a liar.... a repressed liar....

HOWEVER : what is a perfect set of tits?.........

A: small perkies... tiny.... feminine, not huge and clumsy....

SMALL TITS RULE THE WORLD

big tits are disgusting in every way.

they're nasty... they're repugnant sacks of drooping lard... gravity always eventually proves why big tits are so gross....

teeny tiny tits RULE......

case closed

ALSO : it's a proven fact that suxually inexperienced, uneducated & unaccomplished men always prefer HUGE TITS... men with more mommy issues than sexual experience.

while self-confident, sexually successful, educated, financially secure men tend to prefer SMALL TITS.

so there's that

>>42997

thank you for providing photographic evidence of how disgusting fat pig tits are..... and how much more alluring small tits truly are....

>>42995

true story :

when I was 18, I was living in Atlanta, and I was offered a job as a Strip Club DJ.... imagine being 18 years old and being offered this job....

The job description was simple :

- play music

- get drunk for free

- get high for free

- fuck every woman in the club.....

(all the strippers, waitresses & bartenders)

AND they gave me a $1,600 a night guarantee

I got 10% of every stripper's tips, and on the extremely rare nights that I earned less than $1,600, the bar paid the balance, guaranteeing I never walked out the door without AT LEAST $1,600....

but a $1,600 night was considered dismal, because I usually made much much more than that...

So anyway..... Yeah...

customers always want to know who's fucking the strippers, how they can fuck them.....

the answer ?....

THE DJ IS FUCKING THEM...

trust me..................................

all the strippers have a loser lazy mooch at home, a 'misunderstood musician' who can't play an instrument worth a shit, a drug addict BUM who sits at home all night waiting for YOUR money to come home and get him high....

but the DJ is fucking all of them, like a revolving door....

I fucked hundreds and hundreds of strippers over the 10 years that I Deejayed... well over 600

not bragging..... it's just a fact...

Auto Mechanics fix hundreds of cars

Mail Men deliver hundreds of letters

And Strip Club Deejays fuck every stripper

One by one

and new ones get hired

and they're up in your DJ Booth

and they suck the DJs dick

and it continues.....

there's 3,650 nights in 10 Years

so do the math...........

IN SUMMARY :

I've dealt with A LOT of tits.............

and big tits are DISGUSTING

for me, big tits are a DEAL BREAKER........

guess what?....

you'd be amazed at HOW MANY TIMES strippers came up into the DJ Booth and said the same thing:

"what would you think if I got a boob job?"

(they'd also equally ask the same question regarding getting tattoos)

and every time, I'd answer the exact same way :

"Getting fake tits (or a tattoo) would be the 2nd Worst Decision of Your Life, the 1st being becoming a stripper in the first place"

then I'd give them my famous speech :

"What's the sexiest attribute about a woman? SELF CONFIDENCE. it's infectious. big tits are GROSS... tiny tits are elegant. you're perfect."

and then they'd fuck me again that night

>>42998

>>42999

nice, trips of on topic tits

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>>43034

you are not alone

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>>43340

Symmetrical coupling.

>>43341

>>43340

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