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File: 8aef93a2e499dee⋯.jpg (87.15 KB, 600x450, 4:3, I_like_naps_dont_ask_me_qu….jpg)

 No.42702

Don't wake the president. Don't tell him about more rocket attacks in Iraq while the Pope is there, Don't tell him about anything, he needs his nap now or he won't go to sleep at 8:30

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 No.42703

Hush little President don't say a word, wifey's gonna make you president,

and if you snap at simple questions, kammys gonna lead you away

And if you don't like restrictions of travel or mask use, just tell people you're the president,

just tell people you're the president

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 No.42865

>>42702

It sure beats a president WHO CAN'T READ OR SPELL SIMPLE ONE-SYLLABLE WORDS

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 No.42866

and your 'poem'?

garbage.... the opposite of cool and clever....

trash

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 No.42867

>>42702

however, please PLEASE continue pouting and struggling to cope....

(it's comedy gold)

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 No.42888

File: 00c43460fc886a8⋯.jpg (60.63 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, all_my_friends_are_dead.jpg)

>>42866

>>42865

>>42867

Go back to newsplus

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 No.42894

File: aee951f6a959658⋯.png (192.67 KB, 500x375, 4:3, who_cares.png)

"The bill increases the total amount of Amtrak relief funding by $200 million."

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 No.42909

File: cd27968792969ee⋯.jpg (1.99 MB, 3240x4050, 4:5, aurora_spacing.jpg)

>>42867

>>42866

youre one level bellow aurora

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 No.42911

File: aa52532b6af675c⋯.jpg (29.19 KB, 680x455, 136:91, ssm.jpg)

>>42888

banished with the power of the nurgle 8s

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 No.42957

>>42865

Yes I do have to agree that Biden is still better than that nigger Obama.

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 No.42980

File: b4bd5ed02ee3774⋯.jpg (20.84 KB, 482x267, 482:267, ddcdcdc.JPG)

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 No.42985

File: efb61e1291fffd1⋯.jpg (44.25 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1613607102933.jpg)

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 No.42992

>>42980

>>42985

don't wake the president. he has a one question press conference at 1pm and then some applesauce

>>42957

how?

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