so i am an really dumb retard nigger wich means
today i got really drunk and i also wanted to get a Notebook for some time
so my drunk brain has decided to Smash my Computer with a hammer, throw it out of the window and then into a river, and then go to the store to buy a Notebook
in the process i have destroyed my 10 year old hammer and made 2 dents in the Floor i have to fix before my mom finds out
i have also thrown my katana into the river and my keyboard
this is not the first time i have done something retarded while drunk
anybody lese like me or should i really quit the vodka