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File: 45974d89e08a956⋯.jpg (3.45 MB, 3088x3088, 1:1, 20210302_184424.jpg)

 No.42627

how do i fix that, preferably before my mom finds out

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 No.42632

File: 070e12ead496b00⋯.gif (6.64 MB, 640x640, 1:1, tenor_2_.gif)

Do you have any younger siblings? If so, just blame them.

Otherwise just invite someone to your house and say they did it.

If all else fails, suicide is always an option.

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 No.42638

File: cc2de64d50bbb62⋯.jpg (118.52 KB, 667x520, 667:520, 2.JPG)

hot glue

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 No.42883

>>42627

simple....

go to home Depot, and purchase brand new flooring for your mother, then pay a qualified contractor to install it

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 No.42884

File: ef90393efe8c0b9⋯.jpg (481.59 KB, 975x1280, 195:256, 20210306_073417.jpg)

VALUABLE LIFE LESSON TIME :

this is one of the MANY pivotal moments in your life, where you either learn how to behave like a MAN and build character & integrity or continue behaving like a little girl with no character or integrity whatsoever....

immediately announce what happened to your mother !!!

if she hasn't already found out, go wake her up AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED....

the sooner you begin behaving like a man, the quicker you'll become a man....

assuming responsibility and accountability is much more valuable than anything else.

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 No.42885

WITH ACCOUNTABILITY COMES COURAGE & RESPONSIBILITY

which is EGG ZACK LEE ™ why you need to pay for the repair

like a MAN....

don't pout

don't whine

don't hem and haw

ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN MISTAKES

and be prepared for your mother to be impressed, seeing that her little boy is becoming a man, and watch how much better she begins treating you...

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 No.42886

File: 99ba3d6fb132c29⋯.jpg (718.8 KB, 1031x1280, 1031:1280, 20210306_080123.jpg)

the only thing standing between you and manhood is YOU

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 No.42893

File: 073587967dc3d3a⋯.png (450.16 KB, 640x468, 160:117, 35999_mg_disease_loaloa002….png)

ANSWER :

you do not fix the floor

.......................fixYOU

because the floor isn't the real problem...

the problem is your reluctance to be brave

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