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File: fd2f7a42e17d683⋯.jpg (49.97 KB, 1500x733, 1500:733, chan.jpg)

 No.4047

If I want to kill myself, would it work to fire up a small charcoal grill like this in my really tiny bathroom and then sit on my toilet until the carbon monoxide kills me?

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 No.4051

yep, only takes a few minutes

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 No.4052

>>4047

don’t kill yourself

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 No.4055

>>4047

There's no need to do it even if you are antisocial you can destroy some state mirrors or just vandalize anything that isn't belonging to a person in particular.

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 No.4117

quickest way to get sweaty

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 No.4126

>>4047

look if I would be to die it would be OD so that's out of question right now cause my brother is fine and doing well and I want him to have a normal future so you can see how this is bad maybe right

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 No.4433

File: bc97cdd63aff838⋯.jpg (24.34 KB, 800x419, 800:419, dont_close_the_blinds.jpg)

>>4047

do you want to die listening to the smoke alarm?

do you want to be rescued by your fat neighbor who gives you sweaty mouth to mouth until you wake sputtering and he asks you, "why are you grilling in the bathroom listening to the smiths?"

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 No.4439

>>4047

Don't kill yourself. Your life is valuable.

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 No.4478

STOP.

Step back.

Take a camera capable of livestreaming and set it up.

Operate the camera and give us a link to your livestream.

Proceed with killing yourself.

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 No.4479

File: bae46f35e257c01⋯.png (92.78 KB, 364x370, 182:185, Tomoko_TotoMote.png)

>>4478

shut your mouth

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 No.4491

>>4047

Take a few people with you pussy. Hell would be a lonely place.

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 No.4497

File: 35506a6a23d9d4c⋯.jpg (14.81 KB, 235x365, 47:73, 6511452218ed5aeb338489d74d….jpg)

What question is that? Do you want to die? A good death is a few good feelings to remember before you go. Then maybe if you care about looking good in a suit a normal looking body.

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 No.4518

>>4047

>a literal coal burning grill

make it pay that toll.

>>4055

>ie vandalizing public property

>because the money doesn't come out of everyone's pocket in the end

leftynomics right here.

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 No.4519

>>4518

>>4518

Destroying state property is what everybody does unless they're assholes that hold grudges against individuals and their worth asshole

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 No.4532

>>4519

>oy vey goy, don't hold specific grudges against us

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 No.4533

File: cb34c89593e122f⋯.jpg (233.37 KB, 620x420, 31:21, greta_thunberg.jpg)

>>4532

yes here greta thurnberg for you

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