No.3881
>tfw messy ass room
>have no incentive to ever clean it up except right before jacking off when i suddenly start to see how much of a shithole it is
how 2 fix
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No.3883
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No.3905
why not just get a gf to jerk you off and keep your room clean?
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No.3935
jerk off onto stuff on the floor
throw away cumtrash
repeat until room clean
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No.3940
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No.3941
So back a few years ago when I turned maybe 32, I use to drink now and again maybe twice a week but it did something permanent to me I think. I only drink once a week now, but I permanantly have projectile farts in the middle of the night. Sometimes its unknowingly, sometimes I just fart half asleep.
Anyways, Ive been having these projectile farts on a nightly basis for years now. I have a king bed now and I just sort of move away from it a little more and more each night until a few weeks later when I do a load. I use to wash sheets once a season at my longest but with the constant projectile farting it kinda sucks.
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No.3942
Oh, I forgot my point. At this point, I just blow my load out whenever I do fap in the general direction of the path of shits cause its all gonna get washed eventually.
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No.3943
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No.3949
>>3941
This is a hoax. I am just as old, drink twice a week and never experienced this.
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No.3964
>>3941
too much anal sex I bet. you may not remember
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No.4119
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No.4121
>>3881
my room is also messy
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No.4124
>love buying, finding books
>amass collection over the years, almost 400 now
>bookshelf can't hold them all
>small room, books piled all over the floor, can barely get to bed
>mfw slow reader, barely read 15% of them, don't want to get rid of any though
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No.4543
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No.4566
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