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File: 8096cbdb008a8a3⋯.jpg (43.43 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 25_years_of_tears_in_the_r….jpg)

 No.35240

Its been fun posting on the internet with you fellow humans. I may see some of you as well all try to explain to humorless feds why certain things are "just jokes"

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 No.35241

File: 356d9caca0bd64b⋯.jpg (30.95 KB, 300x250, 6:5, tears_in_my_fro.jpg)

>"You see sometimes offensive joes are needed to critique society."

>"And what does 'anne's squirt juice inception' critique about society?"

>"Uh, bottled water?"

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 No.35242

File: 2cb77d50a2149ff⋯.jpeg (6.36 KB, 230x150, 23:15, ants_love_him_people_hate….jpeg)

>"Agents Feigenbaum, Judenberg, Mosheson, and Green would like to ask you about a post where you claimed Trump was not an antisemite

>"A majority of his children married merchants, much of his cabinet was merchantish, he back backed by Sheldon Adelson."

>"so you're a nazi."

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 No.35243

File: 874caed1e9f3dfa⋯.jpg (72.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tell_us_where_the_pepes_ar….jpg)

File: 9d33e62653b40a5⋯.jpg (47.12 KB, 475x342, 25:18, enchanced_pepe_location_te….jpg)

File: 3a6623d1951a11b⋯.jpg (8.41 KB, 234x180, 13:10, where_are_the_fucking_pepe….jpg)

File: 4db184e86c3c16e⋯.jpg (33.72 KB, 640x360, 16:9, where_are_the_pepes.jpg)

pepe = hate symbol

disagreement = domestic terroism

ergo

>"Get ready to get waterboarded until you tell us where the rare Pepes are, you NEETer scum!"

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 No.35244

File: de1813d95548a2f⋯.gif (71.07 KB, 500x378, 250:189, dronbama.gif)

File: e1a9573aff37443⋯.jpg (52.19 KB, 306x635, 306:635, dry_humor_gets_the_hose.jpg)

File: a29705fca52fc0e⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 2880x3600, 4:5, innocent_thats_what_the_la….jpg)

>"You like dry humor huh? well its all wet humor here. real wet humor. and if you don't like wet humor you better give up those pepes you anime faggot mother fucker!"

>"Uh, Agent Talcson could you come into my office?"

>"I'll be right back scum."

2 minutes later

>"Ah, I need to apologize to you for using a homophobic slur. that is unacceptable in today's society. now, back to the waterboarding."

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 No.35285

Could always escape to and claim asylum in Canada.

Hurry up. Clock's ticking.

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 No.35473

File: 818edf2868ba922⋯.png (1.33 MB, 888x1446, 148:241, 84179399_p0.png)

seems like an accurate description of the future that the uninformed and ignorant masses will choose

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 No.35475

File: df51bb8136f5ac6⋯.mp4 (338.5 KB, 480x360, 4:3, IMG_5552.mp4)

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 No.35560

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 No.35564

File: f0fc063a7239bc9⋯.png (663.33 KB, 629x682, 629:682, Screen_Shot_2020_04_14_at_….png)

Good thing I contradict myself every other post.

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 No.35567

>>35285

From where?

Why not to mexico?

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 No.35572

>>35567

Isn't there a wall in the way?

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 No.35600

>>35564

baste and rouge tablets

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 No.35663

File: f123a7494808e43⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 443x250, 443:250, serious_comedian.gif)

>>35560

in the blood and the bones

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 No.35670

>>35240

> it's not waterboarding if it's gasoline

Time is up!

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 No.35673

>>35670

nah, whitey biden needs some naps first.

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