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File: 077d0c8ad5399dc⋯.jpg (1.9 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, collage.jpg)

 No.35054[View All]

ANSWER MUTHAFAKOOS!!

Pros :

-Is a shut in so low likelyhood of meeting other men.

-Low number of men fucked, tight pussy

-Likes nerdy things like fantasy, sci-fi and vidya.

- Humble. She thinks youre the best she can do.

Cons:

- Hygiene may not be so great. Lady parts may be a bit hairy.

- Usually has depression or other mental issues.

- Will likely prefer vidya over sex.

- probably a 6/10 at best.

- is a bit chubby or on verge of having bmi over 25

- no income. You always pay for everything.

- probably lives with parents and is a mooch.

- gives subpar blowjobs.

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 No.36936

File: 032c657eb95497f⋯.png (13.63 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 34119.png)

Me, your host, got bitches to slay.

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 No.36938

File: 718b9016d833624⋯.png (16.43 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 15838.png)

Plus this place is fuckin dead.

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 No.36939

File: 629033d91367739⋯.png (11.27 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 26285.png)

MAYBE IF I POST SOMETHING NICE, THIS WILL END.

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 No.36940

File: 52af47db62f1e4b⋯.png (7.39 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 32511.png)

Haha kiddin. I aint got nothin for the likes of you!

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 No.36941

File: c34a505fa997a26⋯.png (16.2 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 15837.png)

Yeah, im an asshole.

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 No.36942

File: 55416b723969c92⋯.png (12.78 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 35605.png)

No discimination! Assholes are protected.

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 No.36943

File: 565ff2f3a503c24⋯.png (72.53 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 30815.png)

Average 8kun poster lmao. Except they are b00mers.

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 No.36944

File: 5b7f3e2b058a9b2⋯.png (14.76 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 32519.png)

Sheeple will bow to nwo!

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 No.36945

File: 517a0873704e05a⋯.png (8.14 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 8843.png)

>>36944

The numbers don't lie! Hahaha!

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 No.36946

File: 816469cf14dfa9d⋯.png (8.05 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 8844.png)

Loser dweebs don't get the digits.

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 No.36947

File: 1f410bcb55e289d⋯.png (205.53 KB, 750x650, 15:13, 8845.png)

I need a piggy! Oink oink! To fuuuuk!

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 No.36948

File: 3782015b2ab6ec2⋯.png (32.25 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 19700.png)

Betta put a mask on her!

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 No.36949

File: f2c3c2c01857847⋯.png (18.11 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 26780.png)

Ya gotta have the balls cuz bitches luv suckin balls.

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 No.36950

File: 20312462e31a726⋯.png (19.78 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 24672.png)

Gotta have a life too. Sheeeeiiit.

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 No.36951

File: 9af2950af0dd862⋯.png (40.09 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 6776.png)

I've been waiting for someone to blast me away.

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 No.36952

File: 5c9853bfbe833e3⋯.png (34.31 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 4420.png)

Niga, make a new thread already.

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 No.36953

File: dfcf1aa1eadb750⋯.png (34.3 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 5579.png)

My life is sad

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 No.36954

File: ba1ea91b6353d2a⋯.png (20.26 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 4791.png)

Gotta take it a day at a time. Taste some sweet puss every now and then.

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 No.36955

File: 6d87778c0c925d9⋯.png (14.37 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 39105.png)

Trying to stick my tongue out of my house to lick those babes down the street.

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 No.36956

File: 1167b4aeba5e0fe⋯.png (19.7 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 38071.png)

There's more where that came from sista!

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 No.36957

File: 184cab768a3e029⋯.png (16.74 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 38088.png)

I need a wife pillow.

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 No.36959

File: baecf9a4baec16a⋯.png (11.01 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 24756.png)

Gettin there! It's safe I promise!

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 No.36961

File: 17e413a826efbd5⋯.png (14.28 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 348.png)

Why are fems so afraid of bugs? Don't they like cute little things?

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 No.36963

File: 84e723379a8e157⋯.png (11.25 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 206.png)

I wonder if all the peeps who bought tp in bulk feel like idiots now.

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 No.36965

File: 5c3550de31cd967⋯.png (10.66 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 30047.png)

They took down a historic statue. Those fuckers.

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 No.36966

File: 5325d9b473f8c6d⋯.png (21.13 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 37513.png)

GET66

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 No.36967

File: dd200f5eaaf0b63⋯.png (14.52 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 37512.png)

I never miss. Unless I don't try.

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 No.36968

File: 01b7e29d4288c4f⋯.png (6.68 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 30044.png)

Usually i don't tho

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 No.36969

File: 46ef910c7d786f6⋯.png (15.78 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 38181.png)

What's cuter, being lazy or being a tryhard?

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 No.36970

Those are some nice digits too. 6969. It's a mothafuckin orgy!

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 No.36971

File: 9f4f5aef569a3b1⋯.png (15.22 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 37511.png)

Aint nobody gonna steal ma digits!

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 No.36973

File: c6d5df3a9a2bb3f⋯.png (15.45 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 39638.png)

I wonder when this thread will be sent to the graveyard.

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 No.36974

File: 3c7d7bcada87e22⋯.png (6.47 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 26364.png)

I'm waitin, niggaz!

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 No.36975

File: 40565b60bf1d2bf⋯.png (16.28 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 24620.png)

You think bein smart is cool? NOT ANYMORE! Now stupid people can't be discrimianted against.

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 No.36976

File: bd0689653cfa317⋯.png (24.69 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 24622.png)

Being a stupid 100 iq american is better tbh

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 No.36977

File: 31322e1e2f6651d⋯.png (44.48 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 4008.png)

Look at where I'm standing!

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 No.36978

File: 40ac7d2b61efb3a⋯.png (43.13 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 4009.png)

>>36977

I keep stealing dubs and nobody will strike me down?

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 No.36979

File: 82c18ff1af30869⋯.png (17.7 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 3974.png)

I'm totally defenseless!

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 No.36980

File: 4c959e70c5a5505⋯.png (34.08 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 3975.png)

You have the power! You can strike me down with one hit!

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 No.36981

File: c15ebb7276bc587⋯.png (8.29 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 3980.png)

Just one hit and kaboom!

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 No.36982

File: fe4dc371464e8d8⋯.png (20.73 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 14418.png)

Average 8kun user lmao prolly eatin twinkies.

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 No.36983

File: f4e8af31ef73256⋯.png (13.56 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 35343.png)

I'm runnin out of material. Comeds gotta go for tonight.

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 No.36984

File: 9e38aca4c3fb384⋯.png (10.88 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 12922.png)

Biden chose not to deport Dora. I'm not sure I want that hussy within my borders.

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 No.36985

File: 3ce526bf5158dfd⋯.png (8.66 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 12925.png)

Mr map will help her find the welfare center. Err, I mean immigration center. Sorry.

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 No.36986

File: 8c9a29ae5c4139c⋯.png (21.8 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 37022.png)

I wonder what she will be when she grows up. Probably another hispanic stripper tbh.

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 No.36987

File: 0023f90e5c48372⋯.png (34.61 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 4277.png)

White strippers would be more popular though. No joke.

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 No.36988

File: 328099b82ea4e10⋯.png (20.03 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 19729.png)

The white supremicist is right about one thing. White girls strongly preferred by all races!

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 No.36990

File: f827cce0b2570aa⋯.png (41.46 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 4294.png)

Look at this bitch with her bedhead! She just got done getting pounded by cock!

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 No.36991

File: 17b04dc9a2feccc⋯.png (16.15 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 20973.png)

This guy is just mad. He's an average 8kun user and he can't get that blue haired muff.

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 No.36992

File: 4d6d5028308b48e⋯.png (22.36 KB, 148x125, 148:125, 24705.png)

Anime girls are cute but they aren't real. Smh.

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