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 No.34310

The crime of “annoying” or “molesting” a child has two basic components:

you engage in conduct likely to disturb or irritate a child or children under 18 years of age, and.

your conduct is motivated by a sexual interest in the child or in children generally

Congratulations least popular child molesting senile president on the win. Maybe next we can have a homeless guy that talks to himself and mumbles as our next president.

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 No.34313

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I can just see it now when trump runs against this guy. This homeless guy wins and can barely string two words together without shitting all over the floor.

Hundreds of miles of people gather together to celebrate trump on tv. And 5 people that are obviously drunk and haven't cleaned themselves in months show up for the homeless guy on tv.

"u mad drumpf ppfftbtbltthrjrhr" fills the internet

Video comes out of him molesting children. Everyone does a Scottish tap dance to on TV to celebrate his one vote to solidify his one vote win.

10 million angry gorillas show up to kill the homeless man at D.C. Worst thing that's ever happened. Homeless child molester barely understands and starts talking about his leg hair. The entire army shows up to protect the drooling homeless childmolester.

Sorry stick with my story here I'm trying to think of the absolute dumbest fucking thing I can.

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 No.34316

>>34313

As punishment, all states have to give 200000 child sexslaves to the federal government.

Then, after an opening ceremony where all children get fucked by a rainbow horse dildo and 100 negroid homosexuals, the fallaciogames begin.

The child who successfully swallows all the cum of the 900 biological trans women working at the white house, gets to be the presidential ass-bitch.

After the presidents death, his ass-bitch gets inaugurated.

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 No.34318

>>34316

Wow that's great. Please tell us a secret about child sex that people don't know

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 No.34319

>>34313

>>34313

Please Mr. President, can you give us an insight as to why you like giving children orgasms. You're the foremost expert in leg hair and child molesting.

It's important we figure this out.

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 No.34324

>>34310

in Delaware thats ok evidently, they kept reelecting him. of course that's all people who work for credit card companies

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