I can just see it now when trump runs against this guy. This homeless guy wins and can barely string two words together without shitting all over the floor.
Hundreds of miles of people gather together to celebrate trump on tv. And 5 people that are obviously drunk and haven't cleaned themselves in months show up for the homeless guy on tv.
"u mad drumpf ppfftbtbltthrjrhr" fills the internet
Video comes out of him molesting children. Everyone does a Scottish tap dance to on TV to celebrate his one vote to solidify his one vote win.
10 million angry gorillas show up to kill the homeless man at D.C. Worst thing that's ever happened. Homeless child molester barely understands and starts talking about his leg hair. The entire army shows up to protect the drooling homeless childmolester.
Sorry stick with my story here I'm trying to think of the absolute dumbest fucking thing I can.