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 No.34165

Got hernia surgery today. Am also constipated which is bad. Can't use my abdominal muscles to grunt it out, so I am just sitting here on de pot with a hardened log peeking from my asshole while it slowly gets pushed out on its own by the poo i made earlier today. Legs are going numb from sitting here so long

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 No.34166

Holy shit it's coming out. This bad boy is a long one. It won't stop extruding. It's like the long ship at the very beginning of spaceballs. Smells kinda rancid, probably because it's been a bacteria housing settlement for the past two days

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 No.34167

I've been eating a lot of spicy food, too, and it's warming up my sphincter as it slides out

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Didn't even have to wipe. It just fell out of my asshole

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 No.34169

>>34168

you must be homosexual

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