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File: 5ecd39e8732fd61⋯.jpg (347.09 KB, 1400x1941, 1400:1941, SuperModel.jpg)

 No.33914

>So lonely, so constipated.

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 No.33954

File: 58d1ada90c1b975⋯.jpg (307.93 KB, 2048x1151, 2048:1151, SoBrave.jpg)

Just out for a night on the town girls!

>I present well, i hope!

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 No.33979

What a goddamned faggot you are.

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 No.34003

Jimmy Neutron + child sexual abuse

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 No.34009

>>33914

>>33954

the death of judaism

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 No.34013

>>33914

The eyes say pain, the glasses say plastic.The shirt says repetition and the jacket says comfort, the hand says no confidence.

My plastic soul was molded, to the flock they say, i m not even gay.

This empty vessel, drifting down all those roads, more like a river or a sea, maybe one day someone will pick me up and read my little scroll.

We all send out this bottles so one day god may find them.

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 No.34014

>>34013

Bravo, William Based.

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 No.34015

>>34014

What are you trying to tell me holmes.

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 No.34016

>>34015

Pack your bags. Hence road and ship.

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 No.34050

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 No.34125

File: 2c9e4ec10757b07⋯.jpg (14.94 KB, 300x375, 4:5, SoUnique.jpg)

>Why did you make me, god?

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 No.34262

File: 92774dad6cca8db⋯.jpg (41.53 KB, 1024x762, 512:381, 1024x1024.jpg)

>>33954

You present just as well as I do sister!!

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 No.34427

File: d62b90e03b9027b⋯.jpg (50.42 KB, 470x721, 470:721, 1.jpg)

>>33954

Don't let cisgender heteronormaltive toxic white masculine culture determine what a girl is. You ARE already a girl!

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 No.34518

File: 65ceed773dc75e2⋯.jpg (48.83 KB, 617x920, 617:920, 920x920.jpg)

Is dis were dey party b? tee hee hee!

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 No.34542

File: 43ed1e47a185fe9⋯.png (4.93 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, 84171670_p0.png)

>>33914

you need to learn to enjoy it. once complete there will be nothing better than being alone

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 No.34602

File: d31258d7d3f3e44⋯.jpg (139.98 KB, 1200x864, 25:18, d31258d7d3f3e440d5141c7dad….jpg)

>>33914

>I thought I was the only one to suffer from constipation. So brave!

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 No.34703

File: 1cb94052979da72⋯.jpg (65.66 KB, 470x645, 94:129, coolman.jpg)

I'm so cool man!

>In hell?

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 No.34870

File: c95fc4c4be305a3⋯.jpg (66.74 KB, 470x721, 470:721, chi.jpg)

I have your back moon sister!

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 No.34916

File: d50539b14768291⋯.jpg (79 KB, 470x632, 235:316, unique.jpg)

We're all unique girl.

>We all float down here.

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 No.34957

File: 09525127f5315bd⋯.jpg (13.58 KB, 300x200, 3:2, facepalm_megabyte.jpg)

>>33914

>double nose piercings

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 No.34986

>>34957

<brisket bites megabyte's digital nads>

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 No.35006

>>34957

I knew a girl with red double piecings and it reminded me of bloody buggers.

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 No.35052

File: 32156babf7027e6⋯.jpg (96.25 KB, 470x773, 470:773, ehhhhhh.jpg)

iMMA SQUAT HERE HOLMES. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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 No.35087

File: a0f55de2550a6d5⋯.jpg (79.99 KB, 470x725, 94:145, cheers.jpg)

Like, no borders and stuff. Cheers!

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 No.35217

File: f8a922a6bd710fc⋯.jpg (62.52 KB, 470x645, 94:129, sospecial.jpg)

I'm a special kind of emo.

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 No.35331

File: d1a644b9334a88a⋯.jpeg (43.32 KB, 660x991, 660:991, 179939_corky_james_1.jpeg)

My people!

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 No.35334

File: d466a3d3d54ebca⋯.jpg (61.92 KB, 350x350, 1:1, Donna.jpg)

I concede, Joey-dear!

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 No.35337

File: 3e30bde2cb6d84e⋯.gif (94.48 KB, 312x236, 78:59, 6cb2325646ad4a29916c6dbd11….gif)

Time to dance!

>In hell!

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 No.35611

File: d7282969c0bfca4⋯.gif (564.22 KB, 500x222, 250:111, ae51ec6a87a14341f1ea00840b….gif)

Everybody dance now!

>In hell baby!

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 No.35678

File: 28c4910c62bc28c⋯.jpg (741.53 KB, 3840x2560, 3:2, HeyBaby.jpg)

>>34602

Constipation is the gravest threat to our bowels, besides rectal cancer.

>Hemeroids = Ribbed, for his pleasure!

Who in hollywood does anal? Is the butthole best? Only when you've hit the wall in your mid 20s and you need fame. Either that or come out as a queer trans baby. Paging Ellen Page!

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 No.35708

File: d5f5f197159ad79⋯.jpg (203.32 KB, 1256x1251, 1256:1251, Hilary_Duff_Ass_In_Jeans.jpg)

Does Hillary Duff take it up her last name? What about DP?

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 No.35881

File: 79a908a79f37f80⋯.jpg (2.93 MB, 3360x4500, 56:75, H9ggWmV.jpg)

Does Chloe take it up the poop chute? Choo Choo!!

>fart

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 No.35901

>>35881

sure, but in there you will find lots of brown stuff and nigger cum

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 No.35909

>>35901

Chloe fucks niggers? Pictures pl0x!

>The poop is lube. Awwww yeah!

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 No.35912

File: adfa21f8d4d0bfd⋯.jpg (153.21 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Obamas_Special_Room.jpg)

>>35909

>wants IR porno of some dimbulb merchant thot

Hrm, I guess we have a place for your in our organization, sir. Step right up!

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 No.35915

File: f0ee655a2a0b788⋯.jpg (79.44 KB, 470x632, 235:316, 5.jpg)

>>35912

Nazis go home mmmmmmmkay.

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 No.35917

File: 7916a1ac76dbe78⋯.jpg (347.24 KB, 580x801, 580:801, 1433634258285.jpg)

>>35915

but the normies told me that this is their home...

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 No.35918

File: 02628cfb564c4f0⋯.jpg (872.68 KB, 1400x1941, 1400:1941, Can_tfademe_.jpg)

>>35917

I'm ALL POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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 No.36029

File: e30bf1f7a422beb⋯.jpg (419.69 KB, 2048x1151, 2048:1151, HalfPowerMaybeBaby.jpg)

This isn't even my final form!

>xir is unique.

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 No.36039

File: d9a87b8b9509733⋯.png (901.58 KB, 1276x1512, 319:378, yande_re_545092_animal_ear….png)

>>36029

does he work for cia

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