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File: 4c6f7a021dbcdc3⋯.jpg (125.13 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 755321570.jpg)

 No.23263

>be me

>be virgin

>convert to islam

>take part in suicide bombing

>kill infidels

>blow up myself in the process

>go the jannah because I committed jihad

>get 72 hooris

>sex them all

>mfw

See you later virgins

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 No.23284

File: 1a848a9e623e078⋯.jpg (16.78 KB, 300x375, 4:5, manbaffled.jpg)

>>23263

Wait... how are you posting this if you're dead?

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 No.23298

File: ef99724029436ab⋯.jpg (8.81 KB, 320x240, 4:3, baka_2.jpg)

>>23284

>he doesn't know that jihadis get 2.5Gb in heaven

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 No.23300

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 No.23637

tfw they arent female virgins but cheska boys

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 No.23638

File: 1309e173fffca4e⋯.jpg (289.97 KB, 1024x960, 16:15, dune.jpg)

>>23263

Only if you understand you can't have sex if you have no body... OP

the meaning of " having sex with 72 virgin" may different from what you think....

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 No.23853

>>23637

Even better

>>23638

And what different meaning would that be?

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