No.21234[Last 50 Posts]
For those that pick up milfs how do you do it and how is the sex?
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No.21237
Lift with your knees, not your back.
Generally speaking: the sex is female.
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No.21424
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No.21426
Unless you find a dirty bitch, or one that's into little boys, then you'll have dress, act, and have self-confidence beyond your years.
>milf posting
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No.21428
>>21426
>one that's into little boys
Stahp no make pp hard
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No.21430
>>21428
I mean sad soylettes, not shota degeneracy.
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No.21436
>>21428
Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
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No.21439
>>21426
You sound like you have experience. Mind giving us the story?
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No.21491
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No.21506
>>21491
yeah i suspect that's what op's here for
rather rub one out to greentext than go out a get some
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No.21508
to bag an attractive milf like >>21426 or >>21506
you pretty much have to be a 50-something truck-driving alpha-male silverback. they don't want little boys
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No.21509
>>21508
>50-something truck-driving alpha-male silverback
Great news for us Anons who're 50-something.
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No.21511
>>21508
I thought milfs would be dried up and desperate. I guess sluts never change.
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No.21513
what about the single-mom-hunting-for-a-future-monthly-check-giver option?
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No.21517
>>21508
okay, literal retard
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No.21521
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No.21532
>>21506
Funny, the bouncing of the boobs almost made me overlook her mustache.
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No.21536
>>21234
>For those that pick up milfs how do you do it and how is the sex?
First off, the sex CAN be amazing, but sometimes it's some pretty weak shit. Most of them don't even know how to please their original men, so you might have to teach them a thing or two, which they might be too nervous to try. A couple refused oral sex and I had to let them know that our date was over and that she should call an Uber.
How to pick them up? Various ways, my friend. Before you take the plunge, you need to know that this is strictly a pump 'n' dump situation. You don't want to get attached and you don't want her to get attached, either. Some of these crazy bitches are looking for new daddies for their baby chicks, and they aren't too picky about who is picking up the tab or changing the diapers. So go with the army's philosophy: see the hill, take the hill, get the fuck out of there.
For methods, there's always (((Tinder))), but the chances of you getting someone who looks like >>21426 are slim and none. If you do manage to snag one, you're going to have to summon your theoretical inner Chad and make sure that she knows that the age difference isn't going to allow her to walk all over you like a kid in grade school. Be frank and to the point: "I'm attracted to mature women, I'm DTF, and I have a refractory period of under 3 minutes." Find out if they have a husband, though. You want to get your rocks off, not have them crushed by a raging steelworker named "Bud."
If you're looking to meet them in the wild, you need to think like a hunter and stakeout their grazing areas. Join bookclubs, hang out at Bed Bath & Beyond, read at local parks (actual books, not phone shit), and start up conversations relevant to your surroundings that eventually become you asking questions that gradually edge into "getting to know you" territory, while mostly listening instead of talking. If she laughs at your overtures, say "No problem, sorry to trouble you. However, if you change your mind..." and give her your number. Then wait a couple of days. If she calls, say "[MILF]! I was hoping you'd call..." like you're genuinely pleased she took the plunge. After that you're on your own. Just don't commit to anything other than sex.
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No.21565
I banged a cougar I met on Craigslist when I was 18.
She was hot but fucking crazy. We fucked for about 3 years then she ran off to Australia to be a crystal healer then got knocked up about a year after we broke up
When I say she was nuts... I meant it.
>Believed the government listened on her calls
>Prepper
>Wanted a baby as soon as she hit 38
>Bought a gun on a whim with no training
>Gave amazing head though
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No.21567
>>21565
>Wanted a baby as soon as she hit 38
inb4 she had a Downs Syndrome baby with an Abbo
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No.21569
Why would anyone want to bed an old fucking ghoul, fucking disgusting
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No.21570
>>21536
Thanks man. Hopefully this will help. I've been milf hunting and so far I'm coming up dry. Most are married and they just love to not wear their band and give me a headache and make me skip the store for the day. Besides that I just need practice. And I know it's all pump and dump. I don't want to start my adult life with a new family. I just want regular sex.
>>21569
Yea yea yea. Let people live their own lives. You like fucking young tradcons or agit like that. Just let people fuck older women. It ain't like we eating their shit or anything.
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No.21585
>>21536
>start up conversations
Guy, we are on the 8chans...
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No.21586
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No.21592
>>21586
absolutely degenerate
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No.21596
>>21234
Mommies love young cock but they have a history of what they perceive as abuse by the mates they've had so far. They will cheat with you, but they really want someone to listen to their Psychosis. If you can remember it's just for sex and maintain that boundary it can be a learning experience for a young inexperienced man. But it is temporary and no relationship with any woman can be anything more than that. As soon as they decide you are not compatible with their defective brain, you are put on the pile with the rest of the Men that they say failed them. Observe how they treat other people, because eventually you will be treated exactly the same way. Listen closely to their stories about the other people in their history because soon this will be you. I don't do relationships anymore for any reason with anyone, and my life is almost perfect; I learned this the hard way, hehehehahaha.
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No.21598
>>21596
I did hear about that. If a woman starts talking in depths of her past relationships she is still stuck in them. Look at how they treat random people cause they might be a horrible person away from you. Set the relationship to sex and avoid any talks of future relationship, cause the are single milfs for a reason so avoid getting to dependent on them and never think of wifing them.
Besides that what other advice do you have?
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No.21602
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No.21603
>>21598
>Besides that what other advice do you have?
You may have read my paragraph but you didn't understand it, what I said above contains all you need to know, Good luck.
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No.21621
>>21603
I mean you are talking about how relationships are shit and you should give up on them. That is what I got from you but I'll do a deeper dive.
> they have a history of what they perceive as abuse by the mates they've had so far. They will cheat with you, but they really want someone to listen to their Psychosis.
You are talking about how women will twist the narrative of past relationships and will do so to you. They don't see you as a long term partner and will try to find a more attractive and wealthier man to leech off of when you have run your course. Only thing you are good for is to listen to their bickering.
>If you can remember it's just for sex and maintain that boundary it can be a learning experience for a young inexperienced man. But it is temporary and no relationship with any woman can be anything more than that. As soon as they decide you are not compatible with their defective brain, you are put on the pile with the rest of the Men that they say failed them.
All you should do with females and relationships with them, if you aren't gonna marry, is for sexual pleasure (and hopefully housekeeping). This is good for younger men to get used to the knowledge of females ain't worth shit/get more experience in sex. All relationships are short term in a woman's eyes and when you don't fall and become dependent on them then they leave you to find a man slave they can take from and go to a hunk to get pounded. As this happens you are put with the rest of her ex's that "abused" her.
>Observe how they treat other people, because eventually you will be treated exactly the same way. Listen closely to their stories about the other people in their history because soon this will be you.
The way they talk about their ex's and how they treat non important people is a good way to know how she will treat you once your relationship is over. Listen to see how she talks about her ex's and know you will also be twisted to be one of them in her words.
>I don't do relationships anymore for any reason with anyone, and my life is almost perfect; I learned this the hard way, hehehehahaha.
You learned that women ain't shit after many break ups and bad relationships. Thus you give people like me advice to not go for women and if we do we should never fall for them and know that it's all temporary.
That sound about what you meant?
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No.21623
>>21602
Not to uh change the uh subject, but do you uh have hmm sauce for this?
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No.21718
>>21569
>Why would anyone want to bed an old fucking ghoul, fucking disgusting
Don't recall anyone actually asking you, smoothskin.
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No.21722
Alright time to learn how to rape /random/. This is what some people want apparently. Can't understand the reasoning personally
First off if you're going for date rape or girl at club/bar/festival/whatever I like to use powdered drugs. I mean if its a pill it will take too long to dissolve, and the active ingredients in these pills are only a couple milligrams. Meaning use the darknet buy a powdered form of benzos. You can ask the reddittards on r/drugs which is best for fast acting, short time high cause you don't want to take care of a bitch for 24 hours by accident. Obviously ask reddit or your preferred drug forum as if you were looking for consumption. After that be sure to dose a flavored drink you tested personally you can't taste the drugs. A dose should just be a finger dab in the baggy then the drink, wash your hands directly after if you don't want to dose yourself. Any mix containing benzos and alcohol will be highly potent, she will likely have vague memories but not whether or not she consented. A girl that voluntarily drank is a bad witness in court. Its a myth that its easy to overdose though, and 5 drinks plus a couple milligrams has like 0% chance of killing her (or him I don't really give a fuck, have fun kids!)
You can always try your best to record a yes, if she voluntarily got fucked up, she also consents to every decision she makes while fucked up. Benzos last in your system for 1 to 4 days. Find out if she has a script beforehand, all benzos show up the same on blood test results. If she uses these drugs (and if you meet at a festival she certainly does) she just won't have a claim in court if its in her blood. All the same, she'll likely be confused for a while whether or not she was drugged. And in all likelyhood never press charges, however if she knows your name the statue of limitations will be very very long wherever you live.
Ok what if you're simping hard for a friend and the girl just won't give it up? Think of it from a capitalist perspective. If there is no demand for your presence create a demand! You work at an auto body shop? Well it just so happens someone hit her parked car, and you're willing to fix it at the best price just cause she's so gosh darn pretty! Other skills? Think in this mind set! No skills? You can try and create fake problems on social media that you can solve, at a minimum you know the internet well enough. Whatever skills you have, you need to make sure she has a need for them. If you're alone and in the same house/apartment offer to get her some fucking soda. Dab finger in bag, then soda, then wash hands. Once she's fucked up and alone, you can always insist she drinks more, remember whatever is in the cup needs to be drank for the full dose, but 2mg's should be enough for a blackout dose where she will have difficulty saying no, as well as remembering if she consented.
Before I leave this post to you awesome lads who will no doubt love it, a friendly reminder. The likelyhood of her going to the police is not high. She knows she uses guys as orbiters, she knows she wears slutty clothes just for attention, she knows she took on all these risks herself, and will rightfully blame herself. Rape of course is a serious crime, but the odds of her coming forward, are not high. Don't be afraid to mention defamation cases where the person making allegations had to post public apologies and go into bankruptcy. So long as she's drugged she'll have doubts. A public lawyer would rip her to shreds, especially when she finds out all her circle jerks lied to her! Good luck anons.
Also about me. People just keep trying to ruin my life as hard as they can. To said people if you're reading this post, do not say you didn't know I was willing to go as far as I can, instead say "we thought he'd just lie down and take it, how were we supposed to know this could happen?" Dear society, go fuck yourself!
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No.21729
>>21722
While enjoyable we talking about milfs.
>>21718
Very sexy ghoul.
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No.21756
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No.21903
>>21602
no luck tracking sauce
>have boat milf
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No.21910
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No.21913
>>21910
yeah sure; where on the milf-gilf scale do your tastes lie?
>8kun running slower than usual atm?
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No.21978
>>21913
Give me a mix of older milfs and gilfs with some meat in their bones. I do like em plump.
> it's running slower today.
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No.22241
>>21913
I'd love to have sex with a younger woman and an older woman at the same time. The juxtaposition between firm and pendulous, between potential and ripe... something about that makes me crazy as fuck.
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No.22257
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No.22335
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No.22357
>>22257
Oh fuck yea. That second one though. Beautiful Venus body.
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No.22358
>>21569
ghouls don't age, so her being old wouldn't mean anything
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No.22413
>>22357
haven't got too many with juicy hips tbh
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No.22416
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No.22423
>>22413
will try a few on the next sort of age range...
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No.22480
>>22413
>>22423
Got any gilfs?
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No.22492
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No.22507
>>22492
mostly good with the odd horror show thrown in
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No.22519
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No.22655
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No.22927
>>22519
>ballet slippers
I feel as though this may be a set-up.
Gah, I hate that the juden are pushing the incest thing so hard. Especially because my fantasy has always been to be seduced by an older woman and this shit is as close as I'll ever get.
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No.22933
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No.22976
Literally just told her at a bar I'd eat her ass, she was sucking my dick on the side of the street a block away from her and her fiance's home within an hour. Shit was cash. Pussy wasn't that great but shes a major cumslut and let me fuck her raw and bust a nut on her or in her wherever and whenever I wanted. If you like ghost busters. Just think what it was like when Yanosh was blasted with the positivity slime, basically what it was like with her.
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No.22977
>>22976
>tattoo ofc
without fail
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No.23018
>>22976
>Literally just told her at a bar I'd eat her ass
Enjoy your pinworms
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No.23022
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No.23154
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No.23164
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No.23185
>>21234
So, OP, any luck fucking a cougar?
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No.23382
>>23185
I actually have had progress. Went to the market and I've got an older woman (almost gilf age) to give me her number for food and home ec help. I've been going to her house every weekend and we have been talking and practicing. She doesn't have a husband anymore because he died 7 years back and she hasn't seen her daughter in about 13 years. So she has just been living by herself and going with her friends yo book clubs and such. With covid fucking everything up I am fucking glad I got her. I haven't really made any further advances but the usual complement her and give her a clothed massage from time to time. I ain't gonna marry her but she can be a a good fwb. Besides that nothing else.
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No.23400
>>23382
>home ec help
>practicing
sounds sus
have you taken her hostage but are too autistic to realise?
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No.23406
>>23382
>and give her a clothed massage from time to time.
You're in. Make your move, and good luck. Also, for the love of all that's holy, don't break her heart. Be clear about your intentions during a non-romantic moment. "I'm really attracted to you, but I'm looking for something casual," and don't be a faggot if she tells you that doesn't work for her. Just say, "Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but I understand completely. If you're ever feeling lonely and change your mind, please keep me in mind." Then resume cooking or whatever you were doing like it's no big deal. No more moves. Just let it stew for a little bit.
It helps that her kid is out of the picture, as she won't be a complete cock-block, but it also raises the question of WHY the kid is out of the picture, so watch your ass. She might not be all sweetness and light and giant saggy tits.
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No.23407
>>23406
I'll drink to those.
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No.23454
>>23400
Not autistic, I'm jet learning how to cook better, sew, home gardening, and shit like that. I know how to make basic food and sew a hole. But I want to learn to make a nice spread and maybe do designs on clothes. I have no shame in admitting that
>>23406
Thanks I'll remember to tell her. And her kid just moved out to work in California. A democrat dumb bitch but it works for me. I'll try this weekend and tell her I'm mainly in it for sex and companionship. I don't want to date but I do want weekend sex and physical affection. We'll see how she reacts. Also she is quite lithe so no big saggy milf titties for me.
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No.23491
>>23454
>Also she is quite lithe so no big saggy milf titties for me.
<she takes care of herself
Fare thee well, OP. Be sure to tell me how it went. You're all I have left to look forward to, anymore.
>I don't want to date but I do want weekend sex and physical affection.
Try to finesse that a little, okay? And "weekend sex" is also limiting yourself. What if she's actually up for more?
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No.23493
>>23454
>I'm jet learning how to cook better, sew, home gardening, and shit like that
Nothing wrong with that at all. More men should learn how to do for themselves. It robs the CY+5 narcissists of some of their power. Or it WOULD have if any women in CY+5 actually learned those skills anymore.
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No.23511
>>23406
You likely don't want my opinion, but based on the shadow on the fridge there, it kinda looks like someone has altered that picture a tad.
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No.23516
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No.23550
>>23516
hip or tit?
_____,right?
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No.23605
>>23382
>greentext that shit
>>23491
>Try to finesse that a little, okay?
>8kun
anon, pls
more bitties
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No.23609
>>23511
Nothing wrong with offering your opinion, anon, but I'm pretty sure that's the result of multiple lighting for the shoot (I can see two boob shadows). That's Paola Rios. I tried to find a vid small enough to upload, but just do a search and you'll see she's got some pretty nice tits. If there was any alteration, it's pretty minor.
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No.23614
>>23550
If those are natural tits and just pushed out of shape by the fabric, that's almost exactly my ideal woman. Physically, I mean. Mentally, I'm starting to think my ideal woman is made of silicone.
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No.23661
>>23491
Well I don't know what else I want from her besides weekend sex, homemade food, physical affection, a good mental stimulation, and emotional satisfaction. I don't want to depend on her too much cause I've heard my fair share of stories with men dating milfs becomes husbands when they become dependent on her. I don't want her money or anything material.
>>23493
I always am interested to learn to take care of myself. My dad taught me well in learning self reliance.
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No.23680
>>23661
>Well I don't know what else I want from her besides weekend sex, homemade food, physical affection, a good mental stimulation, and emotional satisfaction.
More power too you, but you may be expecting too much from her. Everything after sex is gravy.
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No.23681
>>23550
>desire to know more intensifies
>do a tineye search to see if I can find moar
>hit the jackpot
Wew, lads... look what I found!
http://216.155.129.196/flashfiles/flash/
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No.23682
>>23681
Urgh. Warning: there's some interracial shit in there.
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No.23688
>>23550
Found more. "Naughty at home dot com"
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No.23712
State mandated milf incel hunters.
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No.23714
>>23712
Are they hunting to kill?
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No.23753
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No.23756
>>23714
First they steal your precious virginity, then they smother you to death with large bottoms and breasts.
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No.23787
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No.23843
>>23491
>tfw waiting for the weekend so we can find out how it went
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No.23883
>>23688
So her name is Desirae Spencer, and, unfortunately, most of the vids I've found are too big. This is the best I could get.
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No.23913
>>23843
>"anon arrested for multiple counts of 1st degree granny-rape"
Post a picture, milf hunter anon.
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No.23918
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No.23948
>>21592
those pictures are in the wrong order surely
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No.23964
>>23948
My belief is that she was surprised at first, then enjoyed it immensely as she's obviously an exhibitionist.
>first pic
Holy moly, that pussy looks AMAZING.
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No.23965
>>23913
I'm not the OP, I just can't stand the suspense of waiting for him to deliver.
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No.23967
>>23964
other two i've got
i think she's a professional; you could likely fine more about
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No.23992
>>23967
She goes by Milf Meg if memory serves
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No.23994
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No.24068
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No.24123
Waiting for OP to deliver
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No.24137
>>24123
post some entertainment while you wait
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No.24223
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No.24224
>>24223
OP, why hast thou forsaken us?!
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No.24229
>>24224
I have not. I just slept over at her house. And yes i did have sex with her.
I came to her house yesterday in the afternoon and we cooked up a cheesecake with handmade crust, fresh blueberries and white suger costing. It was a very good dish. We finished it and we talked. First it was about the week and what we did, then it moved to sex and our relationship at the end. I asked her for sex and she took a while to answer. But she did say yes. Then she said she didn't want to marry or date because she had a kid and didn't want to have someone as young her daughter to marry her. It would be awkward is what she said. I agreed and told her I want looking to marry or settle down any time soon, I wanted sex and affection. So with both of ud understanding each other we went to her couch to watch a movie. Really though it was back ground noise for us since we were kissing and foundling each other.
After a while I told her I wanted to eat her out. She complained and said she hadn't shaved, but she didn't stop me when I was locking her out so I didn't care. She came after some time and told me to take up upstairs to her room. Once we got up to her room we got naked and thankfully I remembered to being condoms in my jacket. She is in her 50s but she tells me she could still get pregnant. So I ain't taking chances. Basic missionary but damn if its wasn't a good fuck. I cum and we switch to more foreplay and fondling for my balls to get some new sperm. She cums again after teasing and she is still good to go. Once my balls said we are good to go I fucked her doggy style and gave her some light spanks to rile her up. I cum and she being the insatiable milf I now find out she is; asks me for another round. I can still go if given another 3-5 minutes. So I play with her some more and she cums. And she finally says she is satisfied. I'm still not charged up so I can agree with her and we can end the Fucking. But now I want to mess with her since underneath those baggy mom clothes she has some nice holy trinity (ass, hips, and thighs) so I decide imma just make her cum one more time and enjoy my night.
I push her down and play with her while she protests and lightly tries to push me away. So I tease her about wanting this and now my ego is sky high as she starts to crack with her telling me she wants to cum again. Im pretty sure my ego grew 3 sizes that night but anyway, she cums and moves to the bathroom before I can try anything. Though she ain't got a phat ass, her ass still has some sway when she walked naked.
We clean up and she lends me a bathrobe to relax in and we just relax in the couch till around maybe 11 or 12 when I ask if I can sleep with her tonight. I am feeling really lazy and with my big ego I want to push and see how she acts. She accepts but she says in a guest gues room which is also her daughters room (it was cleaned out after she left so it doesn't have anything feminine to it or even anything that showed someone slept here), I accept since I don't want to drive home and I might get breakfast with her.
Sure enough after sleeping and waking up this morning she made me scrambled eggs, sausage links, and some homemade muffins from two days ago. She was wearing a relaxed sweat pants and baggy sweater this morning and I had to grad that ass. She got surprised but still me let grope her. I ate and we talked about last night. She said she enjoyed it and I asked if we can do it next week. (Not about to have sex on a sunday when I have to get shut done.) She agrees and she saw me out the door. Got home and am doing laundry and cleaning the house with my family. (Yes I live with them still, not way I can afford a house in this economy.)
So there you go anons. I had sex last night after about 4 years since my last (and worst) relationship.
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No.24231
>>24229
>And yes i did have sex with her.
I have a manly tear in my eye, OP.
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No.24232
>>24229
GG anon.
Is she similar to any pics posted?
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No.24244
>>24232
She kinda looks like the last one from >>22507
But with a cup lower and more thighs. Also with glasses. But she looks kinda close enough.
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No.24246
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No.24295
>>24244
Now we play the waiting game until the daughter comes home for her Christmas visit.
>"Mom? Who's this?"
>"This is anon, dear. He helps me out around the house, sometimes."
>"Last night I helped her out of her clothes."
>"ANON!"
>"MOM?!"
>Later that night...
>"I want you to leave my mom alone!"
>"Jealous?"
>*squish of vaginal moistening*
>"N-no! It's just... you're too young for her!"
>"Oh, I get it."
>"Get what?"
>"You want some of what she's been getting. Well, sorry, I'm afraid you're just too immature for my tastes."
>"Why... you, you--"
>"When are you going home, again? It's just that it's been a couple of days and my balls are aching for your mom's mouth."
>"Why, I'll show you!"
>*pushes anon to floor and proceeds to straddle him*
>"Honey? Are you in-- ANON!"
>"Hey, [MILF], you want the dick or the tongue?"
...
I made myself horny.
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No.24375
>>24295
Probably not. I much rather mom rather than the daughter. And I don't want to have the house as a sex house. I like it as how it is. If the daughter does come for the holidays then who cares? I like her mom and if she bothered I am fucking her mom then oh well.
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No.24426
>>24375
DON'T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME!
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No.24564
>>24426
I can do her sister or an inlaw cause im betting that they are just as good looking as her. I just don't like hie the daughter looks. Way too California hoppy bitch. But damned if I won't fuck the mom and an aunt. Just that daughter ain't a locker.
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No.24604
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No.24608
occasional bump with the remainder of my milf+ folder
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No.24850
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No.25068
>>24850
At the store while she was picking food for herself. I asked her some cooking questions and stuff related to cooking since I saw signs she had some cooking experience. Turns out she learned culinary arts but got married and never worked.
I asked if she could teach me since I like to learn to make tasty food. She accepted and new we are here a month or so later having sex and still learning about cooking or home care.
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No.25176
>>25068
Living the dream, OP.
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No.25240
>>25176
I have a pal at work who actually has more milf hunting experience. He says to break down mild hunting. He told me you can try with some lower status if you are starting out. Go to places like ghetto and ethnic stores and talk to older women. Go during the weekend and mainly in the day. Morning to afternoon have the most milfs. Keep them laughing but don't cheese yourself cause they can smell it off you. Try and fail. You learn from when you fuck up so don't let inr milf walking away break you.
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No.25251
>>25240
>Go to places like ghetto and ethnic stores and talk to older women
<uh...
>be me
>white male dude bro
>take this advice
>go to ethnic ghetto store
>start talking up ethnic ghetto milfs
>get the living shit kicked out of me by pack of feral savages
>skull fractured
>teeth knocked out
>stuck in hospital bed unable to walk
>get sponge bath from 20 something qt white nurse w/ big tiddies
>success?
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No.25278
OP's new doll.
>pic related
all copied from some 2002 literotica shite
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No.25311
>>25251
Suffering from success.
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No.25393
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No.25459
>>25251
>start talking up ethnic ghetto milfs
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