No.1955
Searching my corpse, looking for the loot
Thinking every freeboot is a dumb chainmail sloot
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No.1956
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No.1961
Drinking my rum, sniffing for ass
Waiting for a big booty lass
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No.1976
>>1955
Your mother's an equestrian, and I her humble steed
and in the sack when not she rides we roll like tumbleweeds
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No.1990
I can't hit it there's no point in me askin this
but what's the function of your gluteus maximus
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No.1991
The seasonal kombucha's out; come enjoy the flavors
Put the gun into your mouth and do yourself a favor
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No.1992
I say how high, you jump and deliver
You are a dumpster fire we should dump in the river
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No.1993
when the dick glove slips it's a sticky situation
you can sell the kids and get some compensation
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No.1994
The details of the hellscape we inhabit often missed:
Neither Kokomo nor Camelot do in fact exist
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No.1995
Dot your Ts, cross your eyes
It's a shitpost in disguise
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No.1998
Drink that beer, slapp that ass
Drop the bitch while she yells "Dont Harass!"
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No.2003
Shes got herpes, lets do the math
Gonna stick it in her pooper; bitch get in the bath
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No.2014
If you really wanna tango, I'll show you the moves
I'm dappin on the willy like I'm Angela Hughes
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No.2015
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No.2016
>>2015
Good question
What is the function of an extraneous erection
I'm the tesseract cactus back smackin a bitch and scratchin the itch, but not the one needing protection
Now over there's gary patrick the geriatric, I forgot what he said
So in the end I guess we're both geriatric in the head
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No.2054
Fuck the player character coming straight out the spawn point
young raider got it bad cause I'm wiking
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No.2080
>>2054
your asshole is winking with a little tinge of shit
waiting for your momma to come help you wipe it
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No.2111
your mother's a crotch goblin
it's really bad
how could i lose marbles
i never had
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No.2353
And don't let thier be a sturgian there
showing off for his vlandian partner
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No.2704
I got this killer up inside of me
can't talk to my mother so I go raiding on the sea
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No.2722
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
and he gave her a bone of his own!
OHHH AHGUGUGUGUGUUGUGU
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No.3165
load up on guns, bring your friendos
it's fun to lose and to pretendo
your shitty post is null and void
oh no, i know a dirty george floyd
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No.3168
>>3165
10/10 flawless victory
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No.3593
Row Row fight Todd Howard
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No.3836
No time to train
my blows fall like rain
on looters and sea raiders and bandits
My sister is stolen
My warband is rolling
soon my vengance will be complete
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No.3896
Israel strong, israel strong
Bibi will build a wall so long
that madonna will write a song
for libs to play while they pack thier bong
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