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In Mourning Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 05:19:49 No.16849

>be me: fat, balding, late 40s

>married with two kids

>daughter thinks she's bi, son is slowly starting to edge into incel territory

>Save the advice/insults, none of you would have done better.

>Seriously, you wouldn't. I thought I'd have it all figured out and wasn't going to make the same mistakes as every other fucktard with kids, but I was young and ignorant and thought I knew everything. No plan survives contact with the enemy, kids.

>have a sexless marriage

>wife doesn't even give me basic physical affection like hugs or quick pecks on the cheek

>she doesn't hate me, she just decided somewhere along the way that it's no longer part of her job description

>Thanks, in-laws, for not showing her any love as a kid

>taking care of my elderly parents who are literally acting more childish than my teenage children

>have caught them lying to me in order to do things they aren't allowed to do, like driving the day after cataract surgery

>I'm living the dream

>speaking of dreams, I had a very vivid one last night, which is why I'm writing this, because there's no one else I can say this to, and it's poisoning me

>be dream me

>mid-20s, blonde, blue-eyed

>in love with a girl the same age

>I'm a leader among men

>literally. I'm leading a troop of men against something evil in a cave

>hold my girl

>her name is Rachelle

>we kiss before I leave for battle, and she tells me to come back alive or she'll kill me

>we laugh but then she gets serious and says "Go give it hell, but come back to me. You are my everything."

>I nod, and we kiss again

>my heart hurts that I have to leave her, but I have to leave her to make sure she and our future children will be safe

>grab my sword and my gun

>"Gentlemen," I say, "let's go get that fucker!"

>the men roar and we start running through a cavern towards a dark cave on the far end

>something growls in the darkness and I see two eyes shining

>wife wakes me up to ask me what time I'm giving my dad a haircut

>mfw

>resume my life as a fat, bald, aging pathetic man with no love and nothing left but the memory of a kiss

I feel like killing myself out of grief for the lost vision of love and adventure. I was a butterfly dreaming I was a real man, and my sense of loss is painful and profound. Thank you for allowing me to get that off my chest. You may now insult me.

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Anonymous SAGE! 10/10/20 (Sat) 12:07:45 No.16867

I'm not exactly in position to insult you. Do you have anything to look forward to? I don't.

t. a 40 something kissless virgin that doesn't dream anymore

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 12:59:06 No.16869

Just start fucking the dog. It will always show you affection and will never tattle on you.

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 13:15:51 No.16872

>fat, balding, late 40s

It could be worse. 500 years ago you would already be dead.

Of course, you'd also be dead anyway because nobody has a 500th birthday party. But that's not the point! Anyway, I had a dream last night that my wife was folding my button-down shirts, and some of them had bleach stains. She was obviously a bit put-out at this, and squawked at me, and after a few terse words said that she was leaving after the shirts were folded. You can't believe how oddly satisfying that felt.

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 13:17:24 No.16873

>>16872

did she at least finish folding before fucking off?

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 13:28:17 No.16875

>>16873

It was a dream. I mean, if I really think about it, probably she actually didn't finish folding the shirts, but everything shifted anyway, and the shirts weren't even there. We were waiting for Pauline (she's the president of the Friends of the Library) to get her car parked, so we could lower the door to get down the stairs from our apartment.

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 13:45:36 No.16877

>>16875

Ever think of manifesting a ladder in your dream then getting up ontop of your garage to hang the clothes yourself? Maybe your wife would never have left you if your manifesting skills were up to par.

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 13:48:44 No.16878

>>16877

The digits indicate that the ladder will be. It's not just the clothes, that ladder will help me to hang my wife, as well.

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 13:56:06 No.16880

>>16878

Well get to manifesting. Your dreams are memes.

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 15:24:07 No.16887

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>>16849

>>Save the advice/insults, none of you would have done better.

Nigger I wouldn't have children unless I have 100% control of their genes, and they came out of a lobotomized woman, so don't put your stupid onto me

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Anonymous SAGE! 10/10/20 (Sat) 15:34:26 No.16888

generic power fantasy

you want what you lost in life

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Anonymous 10/10/20 (Sat) 17:18:23 No.16896

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>>16888

>three eights

I dunno what it means, but I'll be danged if I can argue against the logic.

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Anonymous 10/11/20 (Sun) 01:40:43 No.16959

Man I can't shit on you. You should probably let them all go and purse your own wants. I ain't gonna say to save your relationship and children so go take care of yourself first before your family is all I can say.

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