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I'm a degenerate slut and my deepest desire is to be a cum bucket, be tied down 24/7 in a dark basement so people can use me. I want my eyes to be clamped open, have them be moistened by cum so I can't look away from my torture, I want my mouth to be forced open for anyone to deep throat me, I want a feeding tube down my throat so that my only source of nourishment is cum.
And if I'm not being used, I want to be fucked by a machine and have it all be live streamed
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▶ No.1307>>1310
>>1301 (OP)
i'm concerned that might not be a sustainable lifestyle
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▶ No.1310>>1314
>>1307
Plenty of people subsist on protein heavy diets. As long as OP is guzzling enough cum, i dont see how it could be unsustainable.
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▶ No.1314>>1339
>>1310
While it may be true that 222 fat loads to the mouth a day (about 1 liter) yield about 2,900 calories and 56g of protein while providing an assortment of various essential micronutrients, I fear that being fucked for every waking moment for the rest of this young man's life whilst not being able to blink could potentially prove fatal from loss of blood and severe infection
OP I pray you reconsider this life path
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▶ No.1339>>1361
>>1314
2900 calories is way too much. Op said he’s gonna be chained up. Recalculate for 1000 calories and lets see how many loads he needs to eat a day to keep alive. Does cum have any vitamins in it, or will he be needing supplements also?
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▶ No.1361>>1405
>>1339
Wave upon wave of the mangravy does in fact contain a substantial amount of vitamins and minerals. The average sedentary man requires 2,400 calories to maintain their current weight. However the OP isn't your ordinary man; he isn't a tiny faggot, no this is a faggot of titanic proportions, and being this gay actually puts an extra strain on the metabolism to a coefficient of 1.21, taking our calorie demand to our goldilocks zone of 2900
Still, on top of all the other glaring logistical problems being fucked in the ass forever could present complications on an all liquid diet of rich spunk which is unlikely to settle well. Where one would find willing participants to fuck a jetstream of shitty jizz is decidedly uncertain
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▶ No.1405>>1433
>>1361
Jizz and the whites of eggs are basically the same and you can even substitute egg whites with jizz when cooking. Therefore we can do a quick experiment and eat two dozen raw egg whites per day to see how feasible it would be for OP to get his full diet from cum.
Also would just eating cum all day make OP a cannibal?
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▶ No.1433>>1438
>>1405
I'm not sure even the most avid pro-lifer would qualify semen as a person so I'm gonna have to say probably not
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▶ No.1438>>1444
>>1433
i don’t know man... some of those cum guzzling lefties legit dont eat eggs because its meat.
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▶ No.1444
>>1438
Glad we all agree that SJWs are fags that should be executed en masse but eggs def aren't a form of meat lol
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▶ No.1530
>>1301 (OP)
I can make that happen but it would not be in a basement.
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▶ No.1745
did anybody eat a half dozen raw egg whites yet?
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