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 No.115400 [Last50 Posts]

im bored again lol do you guys like my new tee ignore homer

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 No.115401

hmm I do its not the only thing I like in this picture ;)

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 No.115402

>>115401

im guessing u also liked homer wow cool i love the simpsons

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 No.115403

>>115400

Homer gets in your pants but we don't?

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 No.115405

>>115403

ill think about this

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 No.115406

>>115402

do you have more simpsons characters or only homer?

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 No.115408

You gotta put on some weight if you wanna live up to your shirt now

>>115400

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 No.115409

id love to help you gain some weight by impregnating you

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 No.115412

>>115408

nah bro shes perfect weight a petite is always better because you can carry her around so much more

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 No.115413

>>115408

hmm...

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 No.115414

>>115409

will you take care of the baby or should we abort it

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 No.115415

>>115412

im fun sized

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 No.115416

>>115406

only homer but i have like 5

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 No.115417

>>115416

wow pretty cool =Þ I am interested in seeing those 5 homer that you have

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 No.115418

>>115400

Isis, fuck you.

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 No.115419

>>115414

girl if you want a family ill provide but if you want some proper good sex we abort so i can carry you and swing you around like a real man should most of these incels they last 5 mins but me I can keep going all night baby I have quite the diversity

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 No.115423

Why the fuck you make a new thread instead of just bumping the old one?

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 No.115426

File: d6c09388b62c6d0⋯.jpg (72.45 KB,495x768,165:256,MTM0ODQ4MTMyMDY.jpg)

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 No.115427

to each their own

>>115412

>>115413

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 No.115428

This dudes a virgin he used to get builled by the other girls and he enjoyed it don't buy it

>>115400

>>115419

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 No.115429

Large but not too large

I see

>>115415

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 No.115431

File: e02aca61d47d34b⋯.jpg (109.83 KB,850x1275,2:3,sample_52dc63ed73eeed76a97….jpg)

You won't be needing it tonight

>>115400

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 No.115437

>>115400

Damn you look sexy.

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 No.115446

you in texas and wanna fuck?

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 No.115447

>>115428

you know this site is anonymous right

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 No.115448

>>115447

but last thread i had to put in my email and credit card info

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 No.115449

>>115428

nigga you cant even spell bullied right ill be the one bullying that girls ass like i did with your mother

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 No.115451

I can smell a bitch when I see one

You're my bitch of the day pussyboy

>>115449

>>115447

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 No.115452

>>115431

oh okay

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 No.115453

I* damn nigger can't speak english

I fisted yo virgin lonely ass so hard you started shitting bubbles for weeks

take your mom jokes back to plebbit faggot you ain't old enough to be on my site

Though your tight dead mother takes anal like a champ and just like you she just watched it happen

>>115449

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 No.115454

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 No.115455

good girl

>>115452

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 No.115456

anal is underrated

>>115454

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 No.115457

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 No.115458

They freshmeat they'll figure it out soon enough

>>115448

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 No.115459

That's a bot that has been crying over isis impotently for weeks don't mind em

>>115457

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 No.115460

>>115459

whos isis lol

that one godess from egypt?

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 No.115461

>>115446

not in texas, too far

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 No.115462

>>115456

never tried it

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 No.115464

Many girls tell me it hurts

>>115462

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 No.115465

>>115461

eh well. Gl finding validation, or a fuck buddy, or praise, or whatever your looking for on here.

>also show duck

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 No.115466

a buncha gypies who like blowing up randos to suck off their god

>>115460

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 No.115467

This sites funny af one girl shows up instant top post yall are truly sad LOL

>>115465

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 No.115468

reminds me of when shit like this used to happen in b way back in the day

everyone thought 40 year old black men were behind every post

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 No.115469

>>115465

i was just bored lol

i do not have a duck tho i have many other lps animals do you want me to show them

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 No.115470

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 No.115471

File: 1c2968188eb43a7⋯.jpg (2.97 MB,4080x3060,4:3,20241026_191819.jpg)

>>115470

i like this one

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 No.115472

adorable

>>115471

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 No.115473

>>115471

That is one strange looking creature.

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 No.115474

>>115467

>this site.

thats the world, nigger.

show up in a crop top with double D's and you get free fucking drinks and two taxis.

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 No.115475

>>115469

you know damn well what i ment.

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 No.115476

>>115467

We're literally all completely starved for female companionship and the damn election only made it worse with that tranny dyke Harris brainwashing every female person.

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 No.115477

>>115476

thats what a virgin would say youre so pathetic if you think we're all starving for female companionship

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 No.115478

>>115477

If you got any you wouldn't be here, you'd be on Leddit and Normiebook.

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 No.115479

>>115478

i am asexual towards woman i prefer men and penises

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 No.115480

>>115479

Are you yourself male or female?

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 No.115481

>>115480

how dare you assume my gender i am non binary queer

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 No.115482

>>115481

Let me put it this way. I have a nice big penis. If you have a vagina you should let me put it in there.

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 No.115484

>>115467

Simps are gonna simp, even though I have also engaged in simp behavior in this thread

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 No.115486

How innocent you need to go outside more you'll end up waking up in many boxes the next morning in your example boy

>>115474

Don't blame anything other than yourself for your lack of mates

>>115476

fair enough

>>115484

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 No.115487

>>115482

why dont you send a picture with a shoe or something else balancing on it if youre that big it should be easy

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 No.115489

>>115487

It isn't THAT huge, I'm still just a regular human.

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 No.115491

tic tac dick

You could fit inside mines boy

>>115489

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 No.115493

>>115491

No, I have a respectable 7-incher perfect for giving immense pleasure without breaking someone in half.

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 No.115495

I Can rearrange your guts insideout

>>115493

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 No.115519

>>115493

is that true

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 No.115524

>>115519

Most assuredly.

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 No.115525

it's actually 4 inches

but it slides quite well

>>115519

>>115524

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 No.115527

>>115525

No, it is definutely 7

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 No.115528

>>115527

only one way to know is for you to post a picture of it but you wont because it is actually 4 inches

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 No.115529

>>115525

there is so much difference between 4 and 7 inches lol

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 No.115530

>>115528

Not just gonna publicly post my cock! If a girl wants to see my cock she can come see it in person and hopefully also suck on it.

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 No.115531

>>115530

small dick energy big dicks arent afraid to show it because they know its big

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 No.115532

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 No.115547

>>115532

>>115531

I mean, step up, ladies, come get a look at it. 😘

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 No.115549

I Can't see anything LOL

>>115547

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 No.115551

>>115549

Because you're not at my house yet. C'mon, get driving. 😂

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 No.115552

nah you ugly

>>115551

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 No.115554

does your dad know you flirt with men online twink

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 No.115559

>>115554

Oh, you aren't female? Then don't tell me to post cock, gayguy!

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 No.115561

>>115559

small dick all talk no show

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 No.115562

>>115561

Your bullying will not convert me, gay homosexual sinner! You need Jesus!

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 No.115563

>>115562

sorry did the truth hurt your feelings my bad girl

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