Son, you need to get off the computer and do your dang chores
So help me GOD!!
Your ROOM is a MESS
MOW the dang LAWN
You haven't done your LAUNDRY in months
You know your auntie's been staying with us in your brother's old room after her DIVORCE (bless her) and she tells me it stinks in the whole dang hallway for pete's sake!!
Show some courtesy for our guests kiddo
This isn't how I raised you and you know that
We all love president TRUMP
But this is fascination of yours is getting a bit silly son
You've been stuck in your room on that dang computer for too long
We miss you!!
GOD is GOOD
&
CLEANLINESS is GODLINESS
so let's do a
DIRTY to CLEAN
K?
ANYWAY,
Luv u hunnybun
-M