Hey fags, I have potentially uncovered a relationship between the ancient Phoenician alphabet and the arch-of-type in the stars.
I came across an old quote of from Sanchoniathon a Phoenician from long before who said that even longer ago when Taautus the Egyptian invented the alphabet, he used the constellations as the basis for his consonants and the planets as the basis for the vowels, and moreover, that if you lined up the vowels with the sky as they are in their alphabetical order, you would find only one date when all the planets/vowels are lined up in the zodiacal houses/consonant order that the alphabet suggests. That date is claimed to be 3447 BC when Taautus the Egyptian invented writing.
A puplicly available paper by Brian R. Pellar states a connection can be drawn between the shapes of the letters of the 24-letter Chinese Zodiac and the 22-letter Phoenician Alphabet.
I realized that if I untied the alphabet and laid it out flat in the circular order of the zodiac on the ecliptic, then I would have what I call an "alphazodiac" or an alphabet in star order instead of sun order. Then I could line up the letters with the arch-of-type in the sky and see if I could hear Taurus in the words using Taurus' letters, and Gemini in the words using Gemini's letters.
So that is what I did.
The very ancient letters are pretty much pictograms. The D looks like a door, the G like a walking cane or perhaps a throw-stick boomerang type thing. Most scholars look at these shapes and give each letter a basic "noun" meaning. D means Door. G means Throw-Stick. But as I lined up the active and mythic heroes of the sky to these letters, I began to turn these nouns into verbs in my mind and I was seeing the arch-of-type in the alphabet come alive and tell a story.
It was Carl Jung's monomyth basically. And I was seeing it not just in the stars where Jung saw it, but also in our words that relate back to the arch-of-type in the sky. I now had a plausible theory why words like gold, lord, dollar, deal, and load always have a D and an L in them, because I was looking at a plausible list of the archetypical meanings of the letters of the alphabet. And there were more parts yet to this tool. I noticed the letters talking to one another, and some talked up to a letter and some talked down. I noticed that I shouldn't be lining the letters up straight like a sentence, but I had to line them up like musical notes on a staff.
So that is what I did.
Stack 7 shapes: 4 equilateral triangles and 3 squares in this order: square, triangle, square, triangle, square, triangle, triangle. Splay out the 24 corners of these 7 shapes so that no two corners are on the same point of a 24 pointed star. Take the constellation order of the 22 consonants of the ancient Phoenician alphabet and draw them on the corners of the triangles and squares as they wrap around this pine-cone shaped stack of squares and triangles.
So that is what I did.
Now I could see the letters both in their star order and in their relationship to one another order. Now the A was talking up to Z and the D, L, and R were high up on the scale where they belonged, because many of the other letters aspired to take hold of D, L, and R.
And it made some very unusual puns.
The top layer of the seven layer cake is the 5th Element or Heavenly layer, and the letters are O and Z for "Oz" or Z O for "Zion" (O is pronounced "ayin"). The next layer is fire or the stars, and the letters are D L R for "Dollar" or "Lord". The waters above the firmament are E H M Q with the H having a hard guttural sound to it, punning out to "Comet" when written backwards. The air layer above the earth is F I P like "Piff" or "Puff, The Magic Dragon". The earth layer is G TH S T which looks to me like "Gathers Dust" or perhaps "Ghost". The air layer below the earth is the letters B N SS or "Banshee" a howling wind. The deep waters in the basement are A K TS or "acts" like "water works" or "water acts".
And it pretty much blew my mind. Which was far enough to take a break and show you fags what I found.
The presence of these puns basically suggest that my tool is correctly calibrated and working as it was designed way back when. Why they work so well in English when this is an ancient Phoenician tool is still undetermined. But I tested it on the ancient Hebrew writings of the Psalms and Isaiah and found both clearly used it. Then I tried it on my own words and discovered this framework is waaaaay for fundamental than I had previously thought.