The Book of Matthew is meant to be taken literally and you have super powers - or some shit.
Source - I just casted out a demon - or some shit.
Here's the secret:
Start by purifying your heart and soul - maybe take a shower - clear your room of any distraction - and CLOSE your bedroom door.
With great faith, hope, love, and confidence - pray the Lord's Prayer out loud. Really pray it - feel it - know every inch of it. It's not long - so memorize it.
Confidently speak or yell out loud:
In the name of Moses and John the Baptist and Jesus Christ - I command you demons to leave my body, leave my house, leave my town, and leave this world. Your days are numbered and we are winning - BE GONE!
Then focus all of your energy and intent - really feel like you are casting out those demons - maybe waive your arms and scream and shit - I don't know.
Anyways some weird stuff will happen and you'll feel better - maybe - I don't know, try it.
If you have specific prayers - write them down and memorize them. When it comes time to recite the prayer - only say it out loud then - clearly and with confidence. Repetition makes permanent - so if at first you don't succeed - try again!
And don't tell ANYONE about this. It's our best tool against the Illuminati - using their own spiritual technology against them.
And much more powerful than their demonology or whatever the fuck.
This shit's literally in the book of Matthew - very smartly and clearly written and is meant to be taken LITERALLY. Fucking church...
Also stop masturbating to pornography as it lowers your super power ability - or something. And apparently pot's not good for your memory - big surprise.
I don't know - you don't have to go to church - just give it a try.
