No.325419
The Last Crusade
New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).
Summary:
"Unexpected visitors to Ponyville threaten to break up the Cutie Mark Crusaders forever." - Discovery Family
Chatrooms:
- This thread (duh)
- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)
- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)
- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)
Streams List:
(Recommended)
- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary
- http://bronytv.net/stream
(Alternate)
- http://www.bronystate.net/
- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse
Oh look, it's that totally-not-a-calculated-PR-ploy-to-air-lesbian-horses-during-pride-month episode.
Anyway, the synopsis is bare-bones, at least half of you have already watched the leak and from what I've heard, the only remarkable thing about this episode is "omg gays". So, yeah.
Enjoy!
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No.325420
>Look how progressive we are gais
<They forget about Lyra and Bon Bon
<They are lazy recolours of past characters instead of actually designing new ones
<Their role is so minor and unevewntful both scenes they are in could be cut completely without affecting the story in any noteworthy way
This attempt at wokeness is just embarrassingly badly executed.
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No.325426
>>325419
<Look guys! We're still relevant!
<Scootaloo's family totally aren't assholes! Really!
>that half-assed writing
>those shit-tier character designs
>those awful new characters
<b-but we're progressive! Praise our episode! PRIDE MONTH OMG!!XDDDD
Yeah, nice try faggots. I don't even like fags but Lyra and Bonbon would've worked far better for this shit than these horrible new characters you're trying to push.
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No.325427
>>325419
Why do I still even bother?
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No.325437
Putting aside the politics for a second, this was not only a strong contender for the worst episode of this season, you could proudly put it up there with some of the worst in the entire show.
Overall this episode is boring and predictable, so boring and predictable that despite watching yesterday I completely forgot about half of the episode and had to go back and skim through it. Not to mention that we were just assaulted with 4 new characters who came out of completely nowhere, who we’ll likely never see again. (Or the “everycreature” shill at the end of the episode.)
The only thing that did surprise me was how superficial the big “LGBT” reveal was. Being generous, this is only one step above Lyra and Bon Bons “friendship” scene. All were told is that these are Scootaloos aunts, which could mean that their both literally her aunts, unless the show is trying to imply incest.
I’m generally not in favour of LGBT characters being in children’s media, at all, but if you’re going to do it you should at least do it properly. I don’t want to see any of this maybe they’re just aunts that happen to live together, maybe they’re eating each out the second Scootaloo back is turned. That kind of ambiguity is offensive to everyone, including the LGBT community. It’s 2019 “current year” virtually every show has at least one explicitly LGBT character, (in Steven Universe they make up like half the cast) I think we can expect the same from a show that only has ~10 episodes left. Again I’m not in favour of putting LGBT characters in children media, but if you are, you should at least do right.
I’m giving this 2/10, only because I’ve seen so many people give it 8/10 and unironically call it the best episode of this season so far, and possibly throughout. Even if you’re really pro LGBT rights, you should have higher standards than this.
>>325427
I’ve been here for >8 years, so I’m kind of obligated to see everything through to the last episode.
I don’t why you’re here.
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No.325442
>Scootaloo has canonically been living alone all this time
this irks me to no end
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No.325443
I just can't watch this episode anons, did I miss anything plot significant?
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No.325444
>>325443
literally nothing was changed by this episode
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No.325445
<CMC are simultaneously grown up to the point they may as well get Mare body models, have jobs and everything, yet are shown with S2-era models and are somehow still in Cherilee's school
<Underplaying Dash's role as a surrogate big sister/parent to the point she has like 2 lines defending Scoots and doing nothing else
<Adding in parents AND "lesbo" aunts contradicts how things have gone the entire show, and contradicts the much more logical fan theory of there being a cave-in accident that killed Scoot's parents and crippled her wings that ties into how PTSD she acted when trapped in that cave once
<The "lesbo" parents show no actual sign of being lesbos
<The QT thicc one has a weird fucking face
>It wasn't bad as some other episodes
>>325443
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No.325447
>Cheerilee watches her students almost get killed
>Scootaloo is homeless forever
>plot comes close to admitting Ponyville is actually dangerous as fuck to live in
<another pride month episode where the writers have to include lesbians but not have them talk about it because otherwise parents would end their franchise
<even LyraBon got more than this in episode 100
<introducing 4 new relatives in an episode and giving them almost no development
<parents finally deciding she can stay is arbitrary and IRL parents absolutely wouldn't give a shit about how good your reasons are
<leaving your pubescent daughter at the mercy of two lesbians
<Equestria's housing market has as much magical bullshit as everything else
<oh yeah, and we still can't decide if Equestria is the country or the planet or what
>we might get more porn of Scootaloo's mom and the chubby aunt
<we might get more porn of the skeleton aunt
3/10 at least I'll be able to forget it
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No.325448
So /pone/, how does one get a cutiematk in “knot tying?”
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No.325449
>>325419
>>325420
>>325426
Why are americucks so obsessed with politics?
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No.325453
>>325437
Its easily the second worst episode in the entire series, and its only made worse by just how much it fucks up Scootaloo's whole character while blatantly ignoring her past struggles. Yet people wil blindly defend it because of her shitty aunts.
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No.325454
>>325445
>The "lesbo" parents show no actual sign of being lesbos
That's the funniest thing about the idiots dickriding this awful episode while claiming its some pride faggotry symbol when these bumfuck aunts don't even give a hint of being a a faggot couple. So people are literally praising this piece of shit based solely on tweets.
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No.325458
>>325449
The country was founded on individualist/capitalist principles but we allowed immigration for economic reasons rather than ideological ones. Additionally, the growth of federal power and career politicians has made Congress extremely combative and fueled partisanship in culture. So now roughly half the country wants us to be more like Europe with heavy regulations and economic restrictions, half of want to be less so, and both sides hate each other since there's no compromise that would satisfy both sides.
>>325453
I'd give the slot for second worst to PPOV since it rendered the main characters worse at recall than grade schoolers to the point where their memories were like hallucinations. It calls into question whether any of their experiences were real when they literally can't tell the difference between one sailor carrying a bag and a dozen of them.
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No.325474
>>325458
>I'd give the slot for second worst to PPOV since it rendered the main characters worse at recall than grade schoolers to the point where their memories were like hallucinations. It calls into question whether any of their experiences were real when they literally can't tell the difference between one sailor carrying a bag and a dozen of them.
Fair enough.
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No.325480
>>325474
At least that episode gave us pic related. And sexy Rarity outfits.
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No.325484
>>325419
Predictable and gay, literally. Also, afropony and continuity errors.
THE LAST CHICKUN/10
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No.325485
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Also, embed.
>>325448
Why is that filename so strange?
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No.325487
>>325449
Why can't you fucking faggot foreigners fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of? The Japs have the right idea about banning certain IP ranges, fucking hell, so fucking sick of this shit. You have no fucking clue as to whether they're from your shithole country or from some other shithole country, yet every fucking time, it's "why do americans blah blah blah whine bitch moan". I swear, this shit got way worse after krautchan went under (which was supposedly full of eurotrash normalfags, just like 4fag and now 8chan). You fucks feel the need to turn everywhere into /int/ (newsflash: not everyone likes your stupid fucking """banter""", cunt; if we did, we'd go to /int/), and not just 8fag. Also, funnily enough, why do foreigners use American Internet slang (hint: originally short for "cuckold", it has long since lost meaning due to overuse) if they hate American users so much?
Obviously, not all foreigners are shit-eating worms like you, since they're not fucking cancerous, shitposting normalfaggots, they're great. That's what was great about these sorts of outcasts and betas or whatever, is that they weren't so badly entrenched in their shitty country's culture or lack thereof, American, European or otherwise.
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No.325488
>>325487
IKTF. It's really bad on boards with flags like /k/, which is now this horrific mix between normal/pol/ and /int/, and especially the latter after kc died. The fact that anons on /a/ still go there is also telling of how bad other boards are now. Really a sad sight to see, but what can you do. :\
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No.325496
>>325487
First off, let me remind you that sage is not a downvote my dear redditbro.
Second, seething. Is this really all amerilels can do? Talk politics and seethe?
>>325488
>:\
>weeb
>dichotomy
Yep, typical muttlet.
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No.325499
Right, has anyone made any pron of the "lesbian aunts" getting some deep dicking yet?
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No.325503
>>325496
He saged because it's off-topic, clearly. That response is given to posts that just don't like the OP in question.
>>325499
Why would you want to see that? They're gross-looking; a fat Aussie dyke and a chain-smoker skinny dyke. Unlike these two.
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No.325504
>>325503
*Actually, is her accent even Australian? Always have trouble distinguishing ANZ accents.
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No.325505
>>325437
Why do I keep seeing this kind of filename everywhere?
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No.325506
>>325505
I heard it was a smartphone filename, as if saving an image automatically changes it to some code on smartphones or something. I wouldn't know for sure since I'm not a normalscum and therefore don't use smartphones like nigger faggots do. It's also possible it's a filename from some normalscum social media site, but I wouldn't know because I'm not a normalscumbag and therefore don't use their social media sites like the selfsame nigger faggots do.
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No.325507
>>325445
What's wrong with Lumineko?
>>325506
I see.
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No.325508
>>325458
That's a gross oversimplification of American Plebeian politics.
Also, as >>325480 says, at least it gave us "something", there are probably worse episodes I could give as examples if it wasn't for the fact I can't really remember them, since they were bad.
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No.325513
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No.325517
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No.325518
>>325513
Mfw a report written to try to focus on how hard life is for LGBTQQIAPPs but ends up making them look worse.
>Bisexual women had significantly higher lifetime prevalence of rape and sexual violence other than rape by any perpetrator when compared to both lesbian and heterosexual women.
>women reporting rape: lesbian (13.1%), bisexual (46.1%), heterosexual (17.4%)
>women reporting other sexual violence: lesbian (46.4%), bisexual (74.9%), heterosexual (43.3%)
>most bisexual 98.3% and heterosexual 99.1% women reported rape reported only male attackers
So bisluts are about 1.5-3 times as likely to report sexual violence compared to other women, but they claim it's only from men. What are we supposed to assume, that tons of males who want to rape also have a bisexual fetish? That bisexual women complain a lot more? It seems like the only real possibility is a huge behavioral difference between them and other women, e.g. sluttiness.
<gay and bisexual men are both about twice as likely as straights to report miscellaneous violence, but when it comes to rape suddenly the sample size was only large enough to estimate for straight men, despite women having much less mechanical ease committing rape and straight men being conditioned not to report it anyway
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No.325543
>>325518
>It seems like the only real possibility is a huge behavioral difference between them and other women, e.g. sluttiness.
You hit the nail on the head. Bisexual is just a code word for slutty when it comes to girls.
Regarding the episode, the thing that I will say really struck me about it is something other posters have already touched on. The lesbian horses were presented in an extremely watered down and deniable fashion that actually surprised me quite a bit, especially given the blatant faggotry that just occurred on Arthur. I'm sure the fucktards running the show would've shown them eating each other out if they could, so I can only assume that the suits at Hasbro stepped in and significantly toned down the propaganda to avoid pissed off parents.
And so, for the first and only time, thank you Hasbro for meddling in the show. I suppose it was inevitable that you would eventually stumble onto an improvement if you meddled long and hard enough.
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No.325647
>>325513
I'd read it.
>>325518
>Mfw a report written to try to focus on how hard life is for LGBTQQIAPPs but ends up making them look worse.
Life is funny like that.
>>325543
I'm saving that pic. Also the horse dykes were presented in such a way you wouldn't even know they were dykes unless pointed out or an attempt was made to see them that way, so it doesn't come off as shoved down your throat as the Arthur or Korra shit (for Korra I'm referring to the comic, not the show since that shit just really hammers it over your head about how fucking gay and full of 80% faggots the world is).
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No.325648
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