/pone/ - My Little Pony★

>fluttershy

>the element of kindness

>aggressively uses intimidation and threats on dragons now

>>325016

The old stereotype of beatniks only really lives on today as the archetypal "overly pretentious modern artist"

They where concerned with sitting around dingy bars and pondering what it means to be authentic. Like REALLY authentic. And reciting bad poetry about being really authentic. This kind of pretentious twats who made Postmodernism a thing.

>Fluttershy actually had an excuse to go and used the word everypony to Garble's face

>the early part of the plot could be reimagined as Garble having an incest complex

>Ember getting flustered about the eggs not being hers

>Tara eats shit again as the writers tell little girls that abortion sucks

<the premise and the resolution of the egg problem were both extremely stupid

<ill-fitting retcon to Garble's character only slightly better than making him as girly as Spike

<bad rock physics

<where did Garble even get those clothes?

<his problem is his own fault

<bad meme faces

><Fluttershy probably gets all her pets by kidnapping baby animals

5/10

>>325030

>Ember getting flustered about the eggs not being hers

Long live, Ember! The virgin Lord!

>>324975 (OP)

Why was this thread deleted, out of curiosity? >>324980

>>324842

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about a pure, innocent filly are horrible. You're just a sick fuck.

I would never suggest removing what few accessories that filly might have and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little crotch-nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish muzzle and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her fuzzy chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her lick it off is just horrible. You're a sick pervert, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her breast, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your lower abdomen as you lick her chest, her neck and under her forelegs, savoring the scent of her skin, fur and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

You're a freak. Cozy Glow is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil.

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Well, at least for me anyway, the main issue with Clozy Glow is that she's a good character written poorly, because the current staff of MLP are generally incompetent when it comes to the quality that is expected of the show they're working/worked on. Otherwise, I adore her voice, like her design, and love what aspects of her character I can glean from the absolute mess of Season 8; more later on.

Just because you might not like a character doesn't mean there's nothing to like. Consider any autist who hated at least one of the Mane Six since the show's inception, and the thousands if not millions of other fans that may have liked one of those hated. All a problem with empathy and understanding, however, the difference here is that Cozy Glow is actually written poorly and inconsistent, more later on.

Otherwise, even if more than a bit hypocritical, Anon's right (although it does get annoying seeing the same retarded behavior all the time, so I at least understand why he seems pissed off). You just shit up the thread even more by making posts no better than the one you're mocking. Try to be more considerate, and calm down before posting if you get upset.

>>324843

Shirley Temple wasn't the only obvious inspiration, which I made a joke about although pedowood isn't funny at all because her voice and her hairstyle are similar. Second, I'm not sure what the first instance of "evil Shirley Temple" is, but not Darla Dimple. Mary Dahl in the B:TAS episode Baby-Doll (the title of which is likely a reference to the controversial film Baby Doll) aired in 1994, three years earlier than Cats Don't Dance was released in theaters, though surely Darla Dimple was also an inspiration for Cozy Glow, given the closer similarities with their characters post-Season 8 (almost there...), namely her fits of rage. Nevertheless, screenshot related. Otherwise, her twisted desire to "make friends" is clearly based on Mary Dahl, who forced the old cast of the canceled family sitcom she starred in to celebrate her birthday. Anyway, all of their designs are clearly at least partly based on Shirley.

Cozy Glow is shown as one character in Marks for Effort, and in What Lies Beneath, while there are hints of her reveal in the finale, she still behaves at times in a way that appears contradictory to the finale, though in this case it might be the fault of the directors and/or animators. In Marks for Effort where she is introduced, while she seems to be mostly genuine, she also appears to be trying too hard to appear cute and innocent. However, nothing was set in stone about her yet, so it was merely speculation at the time. Nevertheless, I much enjoyed her character in the episode (which was overall not that great otherwise), because excluding the speculative aspects of her behavior, her adorable innocence juxtaposed with her unabashed manipulative streak made for an interesting personality. In What Lies Beneath, she appears to be genuinely troubled by the Lame 6's attempts at mockery, reminding them that their nature restricts their ability to be decent, which I thought made her even more likable, that she would stick up for her teachers, or at least the authority, by putting down the others, who have been constantly shown to make fun of Equestria (which we surely would take personally, as the settings been around way longer than those sorry fucking foreigners have) and behave apathetically towards their studies. At the end, she acts suspiciously about the "secret" found by the Lame 6, and the episode finishes on an ominous note. And this is what I am talking about when I say "contradictory", because her actions and behavior in Marks for Effort make absolutely no sense when considering her plans and actions shown in the finale. Why does she want the CMC to enter the school? When she hears the CMC are being scolded by New Twilight, she---to no one but herself—is shocked and upset that she fucked up. And, her behavior at the beginning of What Lies Beneath is hard to fit into her plans as well.

Did Cozy Glow originally truly wish to "learn friendship" and somehow became twisted and warped in her studies? Did Tirek corrupt her (if so, that makes her banishment to Tartarus, which has been reduced to a glorified dungeon-cave/cavern, even more questionable, but she'll be "redeemed" by the end like all the other villains anyway)? But if that's the case, then why does Tirek suggest that she contacted him? How old is she even? Just how Mary Dahl is actually an adult woman, I thought Cozy Glow might be a mare before she specified that she was a filly. So where are her parents? Where did she come from? Anyway.

It's like they didn't want to use Neighsay as the main antagonist for the finale, and/or wanted to prove him wrong by having a bad pony threaten Equestria, instead of filthy gaijin. Wouldn't be surprised if that was why she was made in the first place, and all the bits about her caring about the CMC or the teachings of the New Mane 6 were just to trick the audience in a lazy attempt at a plot twist in the finale. Fucking stupid anyway because Starlight Glimmer and Sunset Shimmer were villains and are (at least originally in the latter's case) ponies. Speaking of which, is that why she's a pegasus, or is it just design (did Hasbro have something to do with it)? Since it makes more sense to make her a unicorn, but I guess too many pony antagonists have been unicorns (actually, there have been one or two pegasi, but no earth ponies as far as I can remember, not including friendlies like Cheese Sandwich).

I don't like the constant exaggerated faces she expresses, really forced and annoying; not really quite in tone with the show. Also, she gets really angry way too quickly now, but I suppose she's just given up and no longer cares about keeping appearances to anyone at all, but it's still retarded (why not still pretend? although she was shown to have some anger issues during the finale, they were nonexistent prior to that) and not typically funny to watch.

So, I suppose I like her character shown in Marks for Effort and at the beginning of What Lies Beneath. Her later character is as an abrupt of a change as the New Mane 6's flanderization and the old antagonists.

Lord Tirek is out of character, and has been depicted out of character since he was brought up again in the Season 8 finale. For reference, watch Twilight's Kingdom Parts 1 and 2. There you'll see his behavior is much more refined and imposing, whereas lately he has been portrayed in a goofy way, for "comedic effect". Tirek does not strike me as being so petty as to give a shit about "see[ing] those prissy ponies realize they lost everything". Also, he was much more willing to cooperate with allies back in the Season 4 finale, until he no longer needed them. Here, he is frustratingly stupid. There is this stupid idea that teamwork = friendship, which is definitely not the case, though that's the message the show keeps pushing even among the "good guys".

Queen Chrysalis is also out of character, though it is more nuanced in her case. In the Season 2 finale, it was thought that she was a motherly figure much like Celestia, but being a "the Horde"-type species, naturally, she and her changelings fed on others, producing little if nothing of their own, unlike Celestia and her ponies.

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> "And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!"

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Throughout the finale, she appears to put the Hive above herself, if not equal in a sense of unity with the Hive. She does this not out of love, but for power, power for the Hive. However, due to the Season 6 finale's desire to make the changelings "reformed" (even though Horde-type races/species are meant to be destroyed, not "reformed"; likely Hasbro's meddling for more toys, as well as "muh IRL polidickz"), Queen Chrysalis had to take the fall---she is the reason the changelings are as they are, not the fact that they were clearly designed to be irredeemable goblin-xeno-bug creatures.

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>"I know what it's like to lead by fear and intimidation! And I know what it's like to want everypony to do what you say! But I was wrong. A real leader doesn't force her subjects to deny who they are! She celebrates what makes them unique and listens when one of them finds a better way!"

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In the Season 6 finale, you see her "selfish" intentions when she includes herself alongside her subjects when speaking of feeding.

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>" So I could feed, of course! By replacing the most beloved figures in Equestria, my drones will be able to store all the love meant for them and return it here to me. Everypony will do as I command, and my subjects and I will feed on their love for generations!"

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It's a minor change in detail from 2nd Season finale's dialogue, but I thought it worthy of note nonetheless.

I suppose her solitude and obsession with revenge has driven her crazy, so, since the episode The Mean 6, she has gotten worse and worse. But this is detrimental, because this is done for comedy, not character devolution/progression, which forces the viewer to take her much less seriously due to the nature of that type of comedy (she is made a fool, and fools are incompetent, and therefore are not an apparent threat), and thus she doesn't appear to be nearly as threatening as she might be otherwise. While I do laugh at Chrysalis at times, it always feels just a tad forced, like TLJ's humor.

Instead of being shown as jealous and revengeful and the butt of jokes, rather, she should be portrayed as self-righteous and vengeful, perhaps a mother who feels that she has lost her children, i.e. "I must do what is right for the Hive. Feeding makes us strong, not 'sharing love'.". It'd make her more serious, even if less open to comedy.

Lastly, a bit of a nitpick, but she says

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>"Discord was really something until friendship ruined him."

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which implies she knew him before he became reformed… but when could that have been? She found Equestria relatively recently, and surely she isn't as old as Celestia? Surely, if she was indeed, she would have heard of Equestria centuries ago. Anyway.

>>324822

The three villains have an odd fascination with Twilight Sparkle. While it makes sense for them to hate her, it seems odd that they seem to spend so much time complaining about her, despite them having other arch-enemies, excluding Tirek of course.

It's really annoying seeing incompetent characters, good or bad, unless they're supposed to be fools of course (e.g. Jar-Jar), but then they're typically surrounded by more competent characters, especially in comedies.

While I liked the comedy and enjoyed the episode, it's not good that that comedy is at the expense of interesting characters. They're too silly, which would be fine for Looney Tunes or something, but this is MLP, whose real villains are evil and imposing.

What sad times we must be living in where the best episodes have nothing to do with the main cast, and are thus expected to be at least decent. 6.5-7/10, my expectations were well-founded and I enjoyed it, but it is not without its errors.

I'm so fucking sick of music queues every fucking dialogue sequence.

>>325044

No idea what you mean exactly, but here. It still shows up in the catalog but clicking it gives me a 404.

Not my thread, by the way, was just curious. Maybe he just deleted it? But then why does it still show…?

>>325045

Oh motherfucker, >>324842 was supposed to be >>324836

Not going to bother deleting/reposting, anyway.

>>325045

>>325046

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>>325046

>>325045

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>>325052

Yeah, I realize that now, "newfriend".

>>325056

Thanks, though it's not that great, IMO. I knew the reddit-tier anons wouldn't bother with it, but I knew some anons here would read it. Thanks, seriously.

Really miss when imageboards were still seen as discussion forums, and not places to shit all over.

>>325047

The changelings' "reformation" didn't happen because of toys (no nubug toys exist) or politics (too vague, plus it was probably written in 2015). It happened solely because of Starlight Glimmer. The S06 finale can only be understood from the perspective of Haber and Vogel's autistic desire to have "good" Glimmer "redeem" the big bad at the end of the season.

The finale begins on the premise that changelings have replaced the Mane Six and all of Equestria's royalty. This apparently has no consequences to anyone, and only Starlight notices something is wrong.

Once she does notice, apparently only she and her side character "friends" can save them, despite the fact that all of Equestria and the Crystal Empire have just lost their rulers.

Chrysalis' magic-nullifying throne has to be invented to prevent Glimmer and Discord from nuking the entire changeling hive. And finally, once they've confronted Chrysalis and are trapped without hope of rescue or escape, the writers pull the greates asspull in show history with Starlight telling the changelings to "be good", transforming them all in a flash of light that makes no sense and is never satisfactorily explained. The aftermath is the show losing a great antagonist species and getting an ugly, uninteresting race of weak pacifists, while Chrysalis is retconned into a pitiable crazy person who is permanently wrong about everything.

Anyways, sorry for the tangent reply but I have no other place to vent about how much I hate To Where And Back Again (as well as Haber and Vogel).

>>325067

I see, I agree. The only thing I like about Mare Suelight Glimmer is her relationship with Trixie, and it seems they've somehow kept Trixie's character without destroying it like many other characters, unless someone would like to prove me wrong.

>Anyways, sorry for the tangent reply but I have no other place to vent about how much I hate To Where And Back Again (as well as Haber and Vogel).

It's okay anon, I know the feeling. Good thing headcanons exist, so at least the changelings can stay evil bugs in that way.

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>>325075

Yes, I'm aware of what it looks like, but I was thanking the other. It is thrown around a lot, alongside 4chan, and I shouldn't have said it.

The idea is that I'm complaining about faggots who don't want to spend time to think and instead act like niggers, and who feel the need to spam threads with, for example, "based and redpilled" or "yikes, cringe". It's a pattern of behavior I used to associate solely with reddit, because redditors tended to behave that way. Complaining about every little thing being "reddit" was always annoying and begging for hugbox behavior, and criticized thusly. HOWEVER, the opposite is just as awful. Idiots screaming ">muh sekrit klub", "4chan was always bad! Why would I bother discussing on a cesspool of a website like that? I know it's a cesspool because of what others told me, and surely it isn't people like me turning it into a cesspool by believing it was already?" These people use specific lingo and images, and thus exhibit specific behaviors through them, that all comes from elsewhere (sometimes places I'm totally unaware of, because I'm never exposed to them; e.g. for a time, I was unaware that "tbh fam" were twitter ebonics, and didn't realize until too late that the posts doing that (ironically or otherwise) likely didn't actually belong). As time went on, that behavior transferred to other places, like 8chan.

For what purpose would anyone reply with a variant of "Whoa there, do you really expect me to read all that shit by you"? I remember people doing it for years, but it makes no sense to me now looking back. Is this not a place to discuss things? What's wrong with lots of text? Plenty of stories use them, and no one complains. What's the point of discussing anything if you're just going to shout opinions at others? Are you doing it because you're used to an environment that rewards comments with "likes"? It's like they're used to stream-chat formats (which are notorious for spam), which websites like this one are not. It seems that over time, otherwise reasonable individuals become overly opinionated as a result of spending time in a hugboxy environment where no one really discusses or argues anything. So often do others merely plug their ears, and so they learn nothing. This sort of behavior is begging for ignorance and stupidity, which is why hugboxes used to be hated (alongside the rampant circlejerking). Criticizing 8chan's system, for example, used to be fine, but now if you do it, you're from X place (especially if you call it 8gag, which I think is fitting because nothing new is created anymore; 4chan is not much better, but that place has the benefit of more people, which results in a higher chance of getting someone talented); "we're so fucking great here; see the magical semen spurts forth from red anons next to me. aren't we amazing~?". If they take issue with the walls of text for whatever reason, they could just hide the posts. They instead reply without thinking, perhaps based on emotions, perhaps based on what they believe is the normal thing to do; without thinking this, only noticing: "other people shit on long posts; this is the norm and I will react in like manner". Groupthink.

In essence: :^)which in of itself can no longer be used, for it has become normalfag'd.:^)

>>325094

It actually wouldn't be that hard to get an idea, since anyone can make a board. That's what I did, just to see what tools were available.

>>324975 (OP)

WOW GARBLE AND SMOLDER ARE RELATED TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING I bet they fuck And reformed Garble. Fucking hell.

Fluttershy was fucking annoying here. Easily the worst thing about this episode.

I will never get over Spike's wings.

Ember made my dick hard as always; her blush when Fluttershy suggested that the eggs were hers was 2cute4me, and I will admit that Smolder's aggressiveness with the male dragons tickled my prostate.

I enjoy the Spike bullying, especially since they've made him an even bigger faggot. For some reason, this has given me the idea of them gangraping Spike, no idea why.

>"HURR UR COMPENSATING"

1/10 Holy fucking shit that was cringeworthy, easily PBS Kids-tier. I should have stopped halfway through. I miss when dragons were greedy, spiteful creatures and Spike's growth spurt during Secret of My Excess was normal for his kind. Wonder what other species they'll destroy?

I think she asked this question on purpose, as revenge for being called AppleDash.

>>325146

>Ember is a loli by dragon standards

>>325137

Heh, I'm permabanned from four boards because their userbases/staffs changed against my favor.

>>325138

Don't force memes.

>>325146

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