No.321458
Happy new year's horsefuckers what are your new years resolutions?
Mine is to cut back on the liquid jew to once a week. I've switched over to soda, the World still kinda sucks wether or not I'm drunk so who gives a fuck. Also I just found out that the MLP chapter books are on audible any anon know where I can find a version? I'm too Jewish to pay for it
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No.321459
>>321458
The book I'm talking about btw
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No.321460
The book probably suck.
I'm gonna cut out the sugar too.
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No.321462
>>321458
I really fucking hate the resolution meme. It also encompasses a lot of what's wrong with normalfags. Instead of just resolving to do X or Y any time of the year, they decide they'll do it next year, and then they don't commit to it.
It's not just normalfags that do this, but they're the ones who came up with it and they celebrate it, so it started with them.
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No.321463
>>321458
>switched to soda
That's literally just as bad for you as booze, just in a different way. Just switch to water, or fruit juice if you need flavor.
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No.321464
>>321463
Fruit juice is bad for you in the same way soda is, tons of fruit sugars, and on top of that its also frequently acidic so it literally ruins your teeth as well as soda if not better than most soda's. Orange juice is a particularly bad offender here.
On top of all that, when you chew fruit, your saliva is full of enzymes that help break down the fruit sugars for digestion, so when you drink the contents of several fruits without chewing on any of them, you don't actually digest and thus absorb as much from them as you would if you just ate the fruit instead.
TL:DR Juice isn't as good for you as you think it is. Better just stick with water and maybe the occasional glass of milk.
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No.321467
>>321459
Knowing nothing else about it, I expect extreme lesbianism or else /ss/, But you never see /ss/ being marketed as entertainment for kids so probably dykeshit.
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No.321468
>>321463
Soda is way less calories than booze. I don't give af if it's not perfectly healthy it's better than literal poision.
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No.321490
Booze isn't necessarily bad for you, it depends what kind, and then, it's only the alcohol that's cancer. Wine and ale/mead, for example.
Fruit juice isn't so bad, as long as you made it/it's local, because the main issue there is the shit they put in it, like with soda.
I am questionable when it comes to milk, because at least in America, the cows are unhealthy (heh), so I'm not certain on the quality of milk. Drink milk from healthy cows, at least.
Tap water has fluoride depending on where you live, though I'm not certain on the quantities. Tea contains fluoride (especially green tea supposedly), but you'd have to drink a lot for it to do anything bad. And they put chemical F in water because the argument is that poor people need healthy teeth, and somehow they can't just brush their teeth (they're too poor for dental care, but you don't really need the dentist if you just took care of your teeth, and most genetic issues or genetic diseases can't be solved with mere fluoride, if simple teeth-brushing won't fix it (fluoride in toothpaste is the reason you're not supposed to swallow)), so other people need to suffer by swallowing fluoride as they drink water, because how else are poor people gonna get white teeth? :^)
Otherwise, water > everything else. In terms of flavored drinks, tea >>>>>>>>> coffee > alcohol > soda/energy drinks, and that's a fact.
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No.321493
>>321490
>>321464
Did you know that breathing oxygen is poisonous and kills you in a span of around 80 years?
Booze, juice, soda tea, coffee, milk, water, who the fuck cares? "The dose makes the poison".
I'd rather live happily for 10 years than be a miserable soycuck, who can't do nearly everything because it's bad for his health, for 100 years.
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No.321495
>>321493
You don't just up and die one day if you live a shitty lifestyle. Typically it's something more like you get too fat to walk and become le amerigan bear on a scooter, or you're hospitalized by a stroke that paralyzes your left side and leaves you physically unable to function on your own, and then you live on in a sort of mockery of life for twenty or thirty years, and then you die.
The best way to hedonism would be to spend ten years snorting coke off of bacon and then just shoot yourself in the face in front of a lot kindergarten students. Much better than half-assing your life of pleasure and then suffering as a vegetable.
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No.321496
>>321495
What prevents me from "half-assing" my life of pleasure with shitty lifestyle and then offing myself?
You say this as if snorting coke for ten years is a requirement to shooting myself in the face.
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No.321498
>>321495
>leaves you physically unable to function on your own, and then you live on in a sort of mockery of life for twenty or thirty years, and then you die
Not to mention that this is very likely the case even if you live super healthy lifestyle
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No.321500
>>321496
If you're living for pleasure with a set date to an hero in mind, why not go all-out? Like, you don't have to, but you might as well be coked out all the time.
>>321498
People who live very healthy lifestyles tend not to reach the point of severe breakdown until very shortly before death, compared to people who live very unhealthy lifestyles anyway. Eating well will keep your blood sugar and blood pressure down, which will put off things like diabetes, heart attacks, and strokes; keeping active will help you retain bone density, which will put off things like arthritis and broken hips; and keeping mentally engaged has been demonstrated to put off alzheimer's.
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No.321502
>>321500
>why not go all-out?
Again, why should I? I didn't know there was only one definition of having fun.
Doing drugs, murdering and raping isn't simply what I'm keen on if that's your definition of having good time, then wew lad
Of course this applies to healthy living as well. If imposing heavy restrictions on yourself makes you happy, then by all means go ahead, I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.
>will keep your blood sugar and blood pressure down
>will put off things like diabetes, heart attacks, and strokes
>will help you retain bone density, which will put off things like arthritis and broken hips
may*
*genetic/inherited diseases and environmental factors block your path*
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No.321503
>>321490
>booze isn't full of shit chemicals but soda is
This is an alcoholics cope if ever I saw one. That said do what you want anon
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No.321504
Mine is to masturbate to ponuts more often than usual year-long. Old times sake.
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No.321506
This year is build robo-poni or bust. I think I can manage it. I got the cash injection I was looking for. Just hope I have the time now.
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No.321508
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No.321517
>>321508
>He wasn't jacking off right at the turn of the year
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No.321518
2018 was pretty ebin for me, so I'm just trying to keep that rolling.
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No.321546
>>321464
How cute, you still think natural sugar in fruit is the same as HFCS. You probably think dietary fat and salt are bad, too, and that iodine isn't something we're sorely missing from modern diets because they stopped putting it in foods in favor of cancer.
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No.321547
>>321508
Your gonna look real silly when the portal gets opened
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No.321548
>>321547
For ponykind's sake this better never happens.
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No.321550
>>321458
get physically fit for the job i'm getting in tbqh
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No.321553
>>321503
Yeah, I fucking love booze???!!! how diwefjf y kqwndowifj?????!
It's clearly a given, fucking dipshit. I fucking hate hard-alcohol, and wine and the rest of the lighter shit hurts to drink, because it goes straight to my fucking urethra and I have to take a piss. Tea/coffee all the way, fag.
>>321493
>"HURRRRRRRRRRRRR #YOLO WHO GIVES A SHIT AMIRITE WE GONNA DIE ANYWAY WHO CARES????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4bYXGC2W24
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No.321555
>>321553
>pissbaby got triggered
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No.321556
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No.321575
>>321550
Dying for Israel
>>321553
Your from /MLP/ aren't you
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No.321578
>>321575
close anon but its the philippines
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No.321579
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No.321580
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No.321581
>>321580
She is living in the phillipines though so close enough
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No.321584
>>321579
>phillipines
>posts korean
>not posting picture featuring tasteful jungle titties
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No.321586
>>321458
I wish they'd get ashleigh ball to make audio books from the daring doo ones as if Dash was reading them
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No.321594
>>321584
I have failed
>>321586
I wish they'd get Ashleigh ball to read some erotic fan-fiction
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No.326783
lol this thread is still alive 3 weeks away from 2020 New Year's.
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No.326788
>>326783
We're ecofacist now bois
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No.326792
>>326783
>>326788
Using one thread for two new years? Hell yeah. That's called efficiency.
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