No.320080[Last 50 Posts]
This board is shit and I'm making this thread because it's so shit. Why can't you people be less useless.
This board is a fucking shadow of it's former self, where are all the posts? DEAD BOARD
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No.320090
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No.320093
>>320080
Go back to writing shitty greens for /mlp/, fag.
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No.320094
The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several hundred feet and dove, streaking downward as fast as she could. Seconds before hitting the ground, her wings flew open and she pulled up back into the clear blue. Rainbow felt alive.
Suddenly, Dash remembered that she had somewhere to be; she was supposed to meet with Pinkie Pie in five minutes. Dash had gotten so caught up in her exercises that she'd nearly forgotten that Pinkie had asked to meet her at Sugercube Corner at three. Pinkie hadn't said why or what they'd be doing, but Dash knew that with Pinkie, it could be anything. Dash wasn't sure if she really wanted to go, though. She was so engaged with her stunts that she thought about blowing Pinkie off to continue flying. But, Dash's conscience got the better of her. She knew that it would hurt Pinkie's feelings; after all, Pinkie had said it was going to be something special just for the two of them. Dash considered it and thought "why not?" What did she have to lose? Heck, it might be more pranking. Pinkie might have found a bunch more fun stuff to pull on folks, and they'd had so much fun the last time. Dash kicked into overdrive to make up for lost time, and sped to her appointment.
When Dash walked into the store, she was immediately greeted by her host, who was bouncing in excitement. "Yay, you're here! I've been waiting aaall day," said the jumping pony.
"Sorry if I'm a little late, Pinkie. I was doing my afternoon exercises and lost track of time," Dash apologized.
Pinkie giggled and responded in a gleefully reassuring tone, "Oh that's ok, you're here now. What's a few more minutes? I've been sooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we're gonna do, I haven't stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breathe I've been so happy."
Dash gave a slightly uncomfortable laugh. She had always appreciated Pinkie Pie's friendly, outgoing way of life, but Pinkie's overabundant enthusiasm almost creeped her out. Dash maintained a polite expression, however. If Pinkie was this worked up, whatever she had planned must be good.
"So, you ready to get started, Rainbow Dash? I've got everything all ready," the pink pony said.
Dash psyched herself up. "You betcha, Pinkie. So what do ya got planed? We gonna prank somebody? I got a couple of good ones I've been thinking about. Or maybe you've got some stunts you think I should try? Or perhaps…"
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No.320095
"MAKING CUPCAKES!" Pinkie happily announced.
"Baking?" Dash was disappointed. "Pinkie, you know I'm not good at baking. Remember last time?"
"Oh that's not a problem at all. I only need your help making them. I'll be doing most of the work," Pinkie explained.
Dash thought for about it for a second. "Well, alright, I guess that's ok. What exactly do you need me to do?"
"That's the spirit. Here you go." Pinkie handed Dash a cupcake.
Dash was puzzled "I thought I was helping you bake."
"You will be. I made this one just for you before you got here."
"So, is this like taste testing or something?"
"Sorta," Pinkie said.
Dash shrugged and popped the pastry in her mouth. She chewed a bit and swallowed. Not bad.
"Ok, now what?" Dash asked.
"Now," Pinkie informed her, "You take a nap."
Puzzled, Dash opened her mouth but felt instantly lightheaded. A wave of dizziness washed over her, the world spun, and seconds later she collapsed to the floor.
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No.320096
When Dash regained consciousness, she found herself in a dark room. She tried to shake her head but found that a taut leather strap held it firmly in place. She struggled to move, but braces around her chest and limbs glued her to a rack formed from a series of sturdy planks, which spread her legs wide apart. Dash’s wings were the only part of her not tied down, and they fluttered frantically while she struggled to escape. As she writhed, Pinkie jumped suddenly into her line of sight.
“Goodie, you’re awake. Now we can get started,” Pinkie stated gleefully. She bounded into the darkness, and quickly reappeared pushing a small cart covered with a cloth.
“Pinkie, what’s going on? I can’t move!” Dash said urgently.
“Well duh, that’s because you’re tied down,” chided Pinkie. “That’s why you can’t move. I didn’t think you’d need to be told that.”
“But why? What’s happening? I thought you said I was going to help make cupcakes.”
“You are helping. You see, I ran out of the special ingredient and I need you to get more.”
“Special ingredient?” Dash was now breathing heavily and starting to panic. “What special ingredient?”
Pinkie giggled and responded “You, silly!”
Dash’s eyes widened, and her face contorted in fear. Then she started to laugh and said, in a voice bordering on hysteria, “Woo, you really got me there, Pinkie pie. I mean, tricking me in to thinking I’m gonna get made into a cupcake? I gotta tell you, this the best prank yet. You win, you’re the best.”
Pinkie only giggled even more. “Aw, thanks Dash. But I haven’t done any pranks today, so I can’t accept your praise.”
Dash was struggling again. “Pinkie, come on, this isn’t funny.”
“Then why were you laughing?” Before Dash could answer, Pinkie grabbed the cloth and whipped it off the cart. On the cart was a tray containing various sharp medical tools and knives, carefully organized and wickedly sharp, as well as a large medical bag.
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No.320097
Dash was now in full panic mode. She was starting to hyperventilate. Her mind raced as she tried to reason with the pink pony. “You can’t do this Pinkie! I’m your friend!”
“I know you are and that’s why I’m so happy that I’ve got you here. We get to share your last moments together, just you and me.” Pinkie was skipping again.
“But, the other ponies will wonder where I am. When the clouds pile up, they’ll come looking for me and then you’ll get found out,” Dash cried in desperation.
“Oh, Dash,” said Pinkie. “Don‘t worry, there are plenty of pegasus ponies to take care of a few clouds. And besides, no one will find out. I mean, how long do you think I’ve been doing this?” And with that ominous statement, the lights suddenly came to life and revealed the rest the room.
“Oh no.” Dash reeled in horror at the image presented to her. The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails fluttered around on the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were attached to the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium were tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and the preserved flesh of past ponies. Dash cringed upon seeing the center piece of the table nearest to her. The heads of four foals, their eyes closed as if they were sleeping, were wearing party hats made from their own skin. With a thrill of terror, Dash recognized one of them as Apple Bloom’s classmate Twist. Dash’s eyes darted back and forth and then fell upon a patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several tanned pony hides, the words “Life is a party” were scrawled on it in blood red.
Dash’s attention was brought back by a party horn unfurling and tickling her nose. She gaped at Pinkie Pie, who was standing right in front of her. The party pony was wearing a dress quilted from dried skin, emblazoned with cutie marks. On her back fluttered six pegasus wings, all of different colors. As the earth pony skipped in excitement, her necklace of severed unicorn horns clacked together loudly.
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No.320098
“Like it?” Pinkie asked. “I made it myself.”
Desperately, Dash pleaded with the smiling pony before her. “Pinkie please, I’m sorry if I did anything to you. I didn’t mean it. Please let me go. I promise I won’t tell anybody.”
“Oh Dash, you didn’t do anything. It’s just that your number came up and, well, I don’t make rules. We can’t turn back now.”
Dash was tearing up. How could this be happening?
“Aww, don’t be sad Dash,” said Pinkie. “Look, this’ll cheer you up. I brought you a friend.”
Seemingly out of nowhere, Pinkie produced a brightly painted blue and yellow skull. It was about pony sized, but it had a very defining feature: a beak.
Dash gaped in shock. “Is…is that….is…that?”
“Hey, Dash lets hang together. These ponies are lame-os. Dweebs dweebs dweebs,” Pinkie mimicked. “I caught her right before she left town. Remember when I left the party for about twenty minutes? That wasn’t enough time to play with her of course; I had to wait till after the party to do that. But boy am I glad I did. It was worth it for the flavor alone. Griffons taste like two animals at once, it’s amazing. I know she didn’t have a number like everyone else in Ponyville, but when was I gonna get another chance to try griffon? I probably should have asked where she came from so I could have gotten more, but I forgot. I’ll tell you what though, she was quite the fighter. She lasted a long time, which was a lot of fun for me. I got the chance to play with somebody other than a pony and try new things. It’s too bad she had such a meanie mouth. She said so much bad stuff I just had to take her tongue out. You know, bad language makes for bad feelings, Rainbow Dash.”
Dash didn’t have anything to say. She just sobbed and writhed in her tight bonds.
“Well” said Pinkie with an air of finality, “that’s enough reminiscing. It’s time to begin.”
Putting down Gilda’s skull, the pink pony gripped a scalpel in the cleft of her hoof and walked over to Dash’s right flank. Without any flair, Pinkie placed the blade an inch above Dash’s cutie mark and began a circular cut around it. Dash shouted in pain and tried desperately to pull away, but the braces held her still. Finishing the incision, Pinkie grabbed a curved skinning knife from the tray. Screwing up her face in concentration, she worked it under Dash’s skin and sliced the hide away from the muscle. Dash ground her teeth as she tearfully watched her flesh peel off. Pinkie then moved to the other side and repeated the process on Dash’s left flank. Once she had finished, Pinkie held up both cutie marks in front of her friend and started waving them like pompoms. Dash just whimpered. Her thighs burned like nothing she had felt before.
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No.320099
Placing the ragged patches of skin down, Pinkie selected a large butcher knife and walked behind the blue pegasus. “Hope you don’t mind, I think I’m gonna wing it now,” Pinkie laughed. She grabbed Dash’s left wing in her mouth and played with it for a few seconds, yanking it back so the sharp pain reignited the fire in Dash’s flanks. Then, stretching the wing out, Pinkie brought the blade down hard at the base. Instantly, Dash screamed and thrashed her appendage. The movement threw off Pinkie’s aim. She tried to hit the mark again but missed, and carved a huge slice into Dash’s back.
“Dash, you gotta stay still or I’ll keep missing,” scolded Pinkie as her friend howled.
Pinkie took another whack and hit her target. She swung again and again. Blood sprayed into the air, but Pinkie realized she wasn’t getting anywhere. The blade just wasn’t going through the bone.
“Hmm, I guess I forgot to sharpen it. I’ll try something else,” stated Pinkie matter-of-factly as she tossed the knife over her shoulder, embedding the blade in the table. Through the haze of pain and tears, Dash heard the sound of a metal box opening and closing.
“Got it! Say Dash, why do they call it a hack saw? It doesn’t hack; hacking is what I was doing with the knife. This is a saw. I don’t get it.”
Pinkie placed the tool over the mangled flesh of the last attempt. Standing on her hind legs, she worked the saw back and forth with her front hooves. It sliced effortlessly through the bone and skin. The feeling of the jagged teeth grinding into her made Dash want to vomit. She watched numbly as her wing flew over her head and landed with a fluff on the table. Pinkie moved to the next wing and started sawing. Dash didn’t struggle this time; she’d given up trying to fight and focused on choking back screams of agony. Abruptly, the sawing paused. Pinkie was only half way done, the wing hanging off by a sliver.
“Hey Dash,” Pinkie piped up. “Think fast!”
Suddenly, Pinkie yanked the wing as hard as she could. The bone snapped but the blue pony’s skin held, then tore away. The pull ripped away a long strip of flesh all the way down Dash’s back to her rump. Her body seized at the unexpected trauma. As her pelvis tensed up, Dash felt a warm release between her legs, and her loud, unending melody of pain filled the room. Unable to catch her breath, she blacked out.
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No.320100
Dash awoke with a gasp. The stench of her urine filled her mucus caked nostrils. As her vision swam into focus, she saw a very pouty Pinkie Pie removing a large adrenaline needle from her chest. Stomping her hooves, the frustrated Pinkie lashed out at her helpless victim.
“Didn’t anybody teach you any manners? It’s very rude to fall asleep when somebody invites you over to spend time with them. How would you like it if I came over to your house and went to sleep? ‘Oh I’m sorry Dash, you’re so boring I think I’ll take a nap.’ You think I like always doing this by myself? I told you how excited I got when I found you were next. I was excited to have a friend be here with me while I worked. But NOOOOO! You’ve got to be inconsiderate. You know, I thought you were tough. I thought you could handle anything. I’ve had foals stand up better than you! Do I have to baby you? Huh? Is that how you want me to remember you, as a baby?”
As Pinkie stopped to catch her breath, Dash blinked and sobbed softly. Her back was in agony, her sides were on fire, and there was an intense pain in one of her legs. As she blinked again, she saw Pinkie pop something red into her mouth and began to chew. Noticing Dash’s stare, Pinkie quickly gulped the morsel down.
“What?” Pinkie asked. “Oh, this?” She held up another piece. “Well, while YOU were asleep, I got a little impatient and helped myself to a small sample. I got it from your leg; you’re not bad. Wanna try some?”
Without waiting for a response, Pinkie shoved the strip of meat into the revolted pegasus pony’s mouth. Dash gagged, and immediately spit it out. Pinkie frowned, and picked up the chunk of flesh. “If you didn’t want it, you could have said no.” She contemplated the discarded snotty morsel, then gulped it up. “It’s not like you haven’t had my cupcakes before.”
Swallowing, Pinkie turned her attention to a small can on the tray. She removed the lid, revealing that it was filled with red-hot coals. Lying on top of the coals were several large nails. As the adrenalin filled her veins, Dash began to panic again. Picking up the can, Pinkie walked over to Dash’s left. Holding some tongs with her mouth, Pinkie carefully picked up a nail and positioned it at the seam between her victim’s front left leg and hoof. She then grabbed a hammer and took careful aim.
“No Pinkie!” Dash screamed. “NO! NO!”
The hammer came down and the nail punctured Dash’s skin. The white hot burning was too much. Dash screamed as she pulled and thrashed at the braces, causing her raw skin to rub and tear. Pinkie tried to line up another nail, but couldn’t find her aim, and let out a frustrated grunt. When Pinkie brought the hammer back to take a wild swing, Dash burst out crying and begging.
“PLEASE STOP! PLEASE, PLEASE STOP!”
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No.320101
Pinkie rolled her eyes. Putting down the hammer and tongs, she walked back in front of her friend and stared pensively at the broken pegasus. Gilda didn’t even cry this much when she had a live parasprite stuffed down her throat. Pinkie thought for a minute about what to do next, then had a sudden spark of inspiration.
Rotating a wheel on the rack, Pinkie laid Dash on her back, then moved to Dash’s hind legs, bringing the can with her. Picking up her tools, Pinkie drove a searing hot spike of metal directly into the bottom of Dash’s hoof. As Dash yelled in pain, Pinkie moved around and drove a second nail into the other hoof. Next, Pinkie went back to her cart and located an enormous battery and controller, which she dragged over to where she was working. She tied copper wires between the terminals and the nails driven into Dash’s hooves, then gave Dash a wink and flipped the switch.
Electricity rocketed through Dash’s body. The blue pony reacted immediately; her body seized, and her muscles snapped taut. Dash’s hips thrust skyward, her eyes rolled back, and she let out a deep, throat shredding cry. Pinkie giggled and danced in place, then reached down and turned up the juice. Dash convulsed uncontrollably, and her bladder emptied once more.
After about five minutes, Pinkie shut off the power. Wisps of steam rose from the singed fur around Dash’s hooves, and the area reeked of cooked flesh and burnt enamel. Pinkie rotated Dash upright again and tried snap the drooling, delirious pony back to attention.
“Dash? Dash! Rainbow Dash, wake up!” Dash moaned and managed to give a modicum of weak acknowledgment. Pinkie studied her handiwork, then reached into the medicine bag and produced a large syringe. “Alright, time for the last round.”
Dash focused blearily on the needle, which Pinkie took as a question as to what it was.
“This is a little something to take the pain away,” Pinkie informed Dash as she walked around to her victim’s ruined back. Dash flinched as Pinkie jabbed the needle into the lower part of the blue pony’s spine. Moving in front of her friend again, Pinkie leaned down and elaborated.
“In a few minutes, you won’t be able to feel anything below your ribcage. Then you’ll be able to stay awake to watch the harvest.”
Dash started to cry again. “Pinkie?” she choked out.
“Yeah?”
“I want to go home,” Dash sobbed.
“Yeah, I can see wanting to do that,” replied the party pony. “Sometimes, I just wanna give up, just say ‘I’m done with this mess’ and go to bed. But you know what? You can’t shrug off your responsibilities. You got to pull yourself up and meet the challenges head on. That’s the only way you’re gonna get ahead in life.”
Dash hung her head and cried.
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No.320102
Minutes passed as the drug took effect. Eventually, Dash was completely numb from her chest to her flanks. At this point, Pinkie approached with a scalpel. Glancing at Dash and smiling, Pinkie made a long horizontal cut across the pegasus pony’s pelvis, just above her crotch. Moving up Dash’s body, Pinkie made a similar incision under her ribs. Finally, Pinkie made a long vertical cut down Dash’s stomach, connecting the first two.
“Looks like I got my ‘I’ on you, Dash,” Pinkie giggled.
With a moist, gooey sound, the flaps of skin opened. The sight of her own organs and the lack of feeling caused Dash’s breathing to intensify. Pinkie carefully sliced open Dash’s abdominal sac and grabbed her large intestines. As she separated the organ from the rest of the digestive tract and pulled it out of the new cavity, Pinkie grew jovial. Laughing as she gutted her friend, Pinkie began to make jokes. Dash, growing weaker from this new source of blood loss, tried desperately to shut out the macabre comedy act.
“Look at me, I’m Rarity!” Pinkie laughed, slinging the intestinal tube around her neck and spraying blood in all directions. “Isn’t my new scarf soooo pretty?”
Reaching back inside, she sliced the smaller intestine off from the bowls. Squeezing out the excess excrement, Pinkie filed the slimy organ through her teeth and dragged it back and forth. “Dentists say you gotta floss every day, Dash.”
Dash was barely aware of what was going on anymore. The shock was causing her to fade. Disappointed, Pinkie dived back into the blue pony’s guts, ramping up her routine.
“Aw, don’t go yet Dash.” Pinkie started pulling out the rest of Dash’s organs, pausing with each removal. “I know I can be a real pancreas, but you know I’m just kidney with you. You really got to learn to liver it up. Boy, these jokes are getting bladder. Guess ya gotta develop a stomach for them.”
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No.320103
Pinkie placed the discarded body parts into a bucket, keeping the last one for bit longer. “Ooo, bagpipes.” she said, placing the end of Dash’s esophagus in her mouth and the stomach in her armpit. She squeezed, and a spurt of acid hit her tongue. “Eww! Oh hey look, there’s your cupcake, Dash!”
Dash didn’t hear her tormentor. She had slipped from conciseness minutes ago. Pinkie, not yet satisfied, hit Dash with another adrenaline shot. Dash woke up for the last time, her heart pounding. Warm blood flowed out from the wound in her chest in great spurts. It wouldn’t be long now.
Pinkie brought Dash around onto her back again and straddled the blue pony’s chest, scalpel at the ready.
“Ya know, Rainbow Dash, I’m disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer. I really wanted to spend more time with you before we got here. But I guess it’s my fault; I should have taken it a little slower. Oh well. It was really was nice knowing you, Dash!”
The blade sunk into the blue throat and worked its way up to Dash’s chin. Coming back down, Pinkie’s scalpel then circled Dash’s neck. The last thing Rainbow Dash felt was her skin being cut away from her skull, and the metal of the blade scraping her teeth.
Then she was gone.
Pinkie Pie stared into the mirror. She had done a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. She winked, and Dash winked back. Pinkie smiled.
But still, she was sad that her friend was now gone. Dash had only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as Pinkie had wanted. She looked back at the cadaver hanging in the center of the room, the last of her friend’s fluids draining into a pan. Yup, no more Rainbow Dash.
As she looked, Pinkie cocked her head. She began to take notice of the fact that there really wasn’t much damage to the corpse. “It fact,” the pink pony mused, “I think….” An idea exploded in her head. She was good at sewing and she had all the pieces, all she had to do was put them back together. Yeah, she just had to get some stuffing and bingo, she’d have Rainbow Dash forever. In fact, thought Pinkie, that’s what she’d do for all her best friends when their numbers came up. She was so excited, she skipped right over to the body with her skinner to get started. The cupcakes could wait; Pinkie Pie had a friend to make.
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No.320104
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No.320107
The Eternal Newfag strikes again.
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No.320119
>>320104
>>320107
>>320090
Wrong. I am not from halfchan, I have been here for years. but you niggers don't fucking post. You niggers neglect this place. And you niggers are actually leaving for /mlp/.
How demeted you gotta be to actually fucking go back??
Our board is dying, we don't belong on the bottom of the front page list. Imagine if we were just middle.
>>320090
Nice anthro, faggot.
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No.320121
>>320119
I wouldn't go back to /mlp/ for a second even if it was the sole condition for you to livestream your suicide.
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No.320127
>>320119
>And you niggers are actually leaving for /mlp/.
Nobody is going back to cuckchan, let alone /mlp/. The board is dying because the show is dying, the fanbase is dying, and nobody is really interested in ponies anymore.
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No.320131
>>320119
You ever hear of.. Twitter? You stupid nigger. Everyone is rubbing elbows over there.
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No.320134
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>>320080
I think some of the posters have moved on. Is MLP even airing now? I don't watch the show. Supposedly we get more UID's when the show is airing.
>>320119
>Leaving for /MLP/.
Citation needed nigga.
>Front page
Purely ego we don't get traffic from being the top of a board list on a dying site
Post more sexy fluttershy
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No.320135
>>320131
Twitter is fucking garbage, no sense of community whatsoever. Everyone who actively uses it are complete pseuds and should be treated as such. Good luck with spending an obscene amount of time talking to your favorite e-celebs and other people who do the same.
>>320134
Fuck off. This is all terrible.
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No.320136
>>320135
In other words in right you filthy weeb.
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No.320138
>>320136
What? Speak English, motherfucker.
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No.320139
>>320138
Are you singlehandedly trying to raise the post count of this board or something nigga? A futa thread died for this faggotry
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No.320140
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No.320141
>>320140
At least post sexy fluttershy you double nigger
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No.320164
>>320131
>twitter
Kill yourself.
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No.320181
>>320121
>>320127
>>320131
>>320134
Well my intention was to spark discussion about exactly this. Cause, I don't think the show ending has anything to do with this board dying.
I think there's a good amount of us just here for the "community" and the porn and original content. I just feel like less and less people take the initiative to start conversation or interesting threads because they get their filla from other mediums.
Do any of you even want this board to succeed anymore?
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No.320204
>>320181
Let's face it anon. Almost everyone here is either a lurker or a procrastinator.
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No.320215
>>320080
>>320119
I have to agree. 4chan is shitty because of its moderation, but this board is shitty because of its userbase. Everyone just broods over how shitty everything is becoming that any new thread of any positive content is instantly treated as an outsider invasion. And the absolute fear of someone new actually joining the board is so pathological that "go back to 4chan" has become a knee-jerk reaction to anything out of the line with how depressing everything has to be!
I actually visited /mlp/ for the first time in nine months and it was way better than this. They post stuff, discuss things and have actual, honest to goodness FUN. I have been posting here less and less because of how depressing this place is, and can now confidently say that the reason this board is dying is because its users are a bunch of edgy killjoys who drive away anyone who actually wants to have fun with ponies. I still think the fandom should move away from the site where moderators hate them, but this board isn't offering a good alternative either.
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No.320217
>>320215
/gtpone/ is coming back to life i-if you're interested
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No.320219
>>320181
>Do you even want this board to succeed. I feel like anyone I used to know has left already and moved on so I am ambivalent at best. I want th good times back but the only way to do that is a) to somehoe bring back the hundreds of anons who left so this board isn't fucking dead anymore or b) to get new anons but they are probably /MLP/ cancer so what's the point?
>>320204
This. Add in nostalgiafag too. Both for the show and for what this board used to be.
>>320215
Alright so pray tell how do we fix /pone/ faggot?
>>320217
Is that a fullchan board or on a different site anon? I've never been there.
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No.320220
>>320215
Yes, anon. I think you're right and I think everyone thinks that's sad in a sense, because of our smaller userbase we can actually have more fun and intimate threads and original content.
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No.320221
>>320215
/mlp/ is also furry-tier with the amount of fetish threads and cancerous with 99% of the board being generals and template threads. You do have a point, though.
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No.320222
>>320217
Or maybe splitting the boards up to this extent isn't exactly conducive to making /pone/ appear as though it actually has content?
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No.320224
>>320219
We were all /mlp/ trash at some point, Anon. they can acclimate. I don't want an infestation of new either, but honestly maybe this board needs some new, let's face it.
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No.320227
>>320224
I was a complete faggot on /MLP/ I posted ironically and I don't know if I even watched the show when I started paying there. I just did it to fuck with the other anons. The only threads I remember liking where some really shitty low key social generals like we have here. I'm short nothing of value is from /MLP/ unless it replicates what we have here.
>>320220
We need about 150% more users though
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No.320284
>>320224
>>320227
I'm not convinced. Change has to come from within. Outsourcing will not save /pone/. It'll just turn it into another /mlp/. See:
>>320002
>>320275
>>320268
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No.320285
>>320217
>4 stickied threads
That's a quadruple yikes.
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No.320300
>>320215
Im going to throw in some input on the current state of all the pony based imageboards. Truth is is that as far as pony imageboards go everyones dying. There's /pone/, endchans /pone/, /mlp/, /mlpol/, ponychan and mlpg.co from the way back when. The sad thing is that despite /mlp/ having the option to jump ship all at once for either of these to obtain a better environment and yet refuse to do so despite hating the state of their own board is simply because they just cant let go of the memories and being a part of 4chan. 4chan is dead, double so with latest split. But there has to be an incentive for them to leave what many of them call "home" otherwise they wont budge. Stupid yet understandable. /mlp/ was once THE pony imageboard, we all know the history, most of you were there. But as it currently stands its in a state of terminal cancer. I get more enjoyment looking at non porn pictures on derpibooru than i do browsing /mlp/. Thing is, /mlp/'s issue is that its infested with discord trolls, modfaggotry, shitty generals, eqg shitters, glimmspammers, and a new rookie janitor every few months testing his mop skills. Its shit and becoming slower every day, but because of it being the original home board of the fandoms center many cling to its corpse. I don't know when generals first became a thing, but im assuming that they were a symptom of the scruffening. The longer anyone stays, the worse it seems to get. Now im going to discuss all of the other boards, ignoring the one we're on for obvious reasons. A quick rundown for anyone who doesn't know of any other boards existence.
/mlpol/ was an april fools board merge joke creation, merging 4chans /pol/ with /mlp/. But it was a joke that should have sadly remained a joke. The board was actually faster than /mlp/ when the site started, hitting a few hundred posts an hour but it only lasted for a couple of weeks, as most of the /mlp/ refugees thought it would be a new un-rulecucked heaven for ponies like /mlp/'s glory days, and it kinda was. But once it became obvious that politics were going to continue to be mixed with ponies /mlpol/ fell of the map. Most people don't want to mix real life with their ponies, its their escapism for a reason. political views be damned. Their population is now only substained by the banned anon filly threads and the pony porn threads.
Endchans /pone/ seems to be comprised of /pone/ defectors and was created for two reasons, to get away from /pone/'s political drama even though it rarely happens anymore. And to get away from the overt negativity. The boards population seems to be atleast even with /pone/ or barley higher. The site seems a bit more unstable than 8chan yet the board is more pleasant than /pone/ and /mlp/.
Ponychan is ponychan, its a really hugboxy, namefagging place that doesnt need to be explained much, as we all know the issues that it has. Especially since the merge and a bit before the merge. No one expects anyone to go there unless its for the sole purpose of taking it over.
MLPG.co is a fucking relic, threads dating all the way back to 2010. Apparently it was a site that was made for when 4chan kicks the bucket. The past culture appeared to be very similar to /mlp/'s glory days, but its practically deserted now. It's got alot of good old shit and is like looking through a time capsule of when /mlp/ and the fandom wasn't shit. It's population is currently about as half as big as /pone/'s and the posters mainly participate in the quest threads with posts being posted every few weeks or so. But id advise everyone to check it out, as there's just too much history on there to pass up. The fact that there doesn't seem to be any eqg on it is also a plus.
There's also the option of taking /mlpol/'s source code and making a new site from scratch and starting over, which i have suggested to /mlp/ to see their responses. Despite namedropping all of these boards to flee to, most only seemed to respond positively to a new site creation. And most are only willing to leave when /mlp/ gets axed for good. Why i don't know. Like i said they got battered wife syndrome or something, they just cant let go of the name /mlp/ or are afraid of going elsewhere, always saying "there's no where else to go". So now with all these boards known and available, its time to discuss what needs to be done to actually fix the problem, which is the extinction of a good pony imageboard and or whats left of us in general. Even derpibooru mods offered to make /mlp/ their own space on the site some time last year so they can have freedom from the mods which /mlp/ refused for obvious reasons. But when fucking derpibooru is offering to help /mlp/ due to modfaggotry on 4chan you know things are fucked there. And to be honest things are kinda fucked in general everywhere when it comes to pony. Alot of text and spacing but im just listing every option there is in case a fresh start is necessary in the future.
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No.320301
>>320300
>The boards (endchan) population seems to be atleast even with /pone/ or barley higher.
Nigga there's literally only two autists posting back and forth there for almost entire year now.
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No.320302
>>320284
I'm convinced at least two out of the three are just /pone/fags shitposting. If you've been here a while you'll have seen countless threads where anons larp as refugees.>>320300
The generals on /MLP/ have been in full force since at least 2013 when I used to shitpost there. I don't know one what's it's like now I assume even more cancerous. Anyway your options seem to be take over ponychan which won't work and no one will go there, go to another dead site, or go back to /MLP/.
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No.320334
>>320300
>endchans /pone/
Oh boy, the one guy and his tulpa that still use that failed abortion of a site. If they left over "political drama", I'm going to guess they're lefty faggots.
>/mlp/
Furries and glimmerfags talking about the same 6 generals for all eternity.
>/mlpol/
Comic book LARPers pretending to be anti-degenerate natsoc warriors and ancap memers in between roleplaying as fillies, making their anti-degeneracy nazipone OCs futa lesbians, and discussing everyone's fetishes like it's some furry twitter chat.
Really, at this point it's just wasted time and energy. Hiroshimoot would have to delete /mlp/ entirely before any of those lazy fags decide to use anything else.
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No.320370
>>320181
>I just feel like less and less people take the initiative to start conversation or interesting threads because they get their filla from other mediums.
>>320204
hey that's me
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No.320439
>>320080
Sometimes I can't believe it's been 4 years since I came here. I still remember taking this screenshot it doesn't feel that long ago. When this board started in 2014 I'll be honest, I didn't think it would last. I assumed people would come and post here for a few months then get bored and go back to /mlp/.
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No.320440
>>320300
> but because of it being the original home board of the fandoms center many cling to its corpse
/mlp/ was a magical place in it's heyday of 2012-2014. It was the only MLP community on the internet that was funny or good. Other MLP sites were and still are hugboxes for literally autistic manchildren with no sense of humor. I think this is the reason so many oldfags of the board still cling to it. Looking at the post numbers for /mlp/ it's pretty clear the board is dying a slow painful death (pic related)
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No.320442
>>320080
im only here because i got banned from 4 chan for being a newfag but i do agree this board is dead af
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No.320443
>320442
> banned for being a newfag
>4chan
What did you do to annoy mods so much that they banned you kiddo?
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No.320444
>>320443
I posted a link to someones discord to fuck with them
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No.320446
This was always a shitposting board, that's why it's so good
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No.320448
>>320444
>promoting discord in any way, shape, form, or presence/absence of irony
You deserved it.
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No.320452
>>320444
>Discord
>On a chan board
Gas yourself
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No.320472
>>320080
I know this feel, anon, you're not alone.
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No.320476
>>320462
Ahahajhahahajahagagahhajshagagagafahhhahshahaha epin MEME bro hahahA!!!
kill yourself
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No.320479
>>320439
>/MLP/
>Sjw haven
This was never a thing.
Also
>/Pone cons: actual brony autists
This is a plus. The only downsides of this board are the lack of posters. The generals are comfy here desu
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No.320480
>>320439
>>320479
Cadence face shitpost was great though.
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No.320483
>>320480
I miss cadance shitposting
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No.320510
>>320439
I miss Chickun.
>>320479
>This was never a thing.
>/Pone
>/MLP/
>actual brony autists is a plus
Are you 12?
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No.320511
>>320510
Shit I meant to spoiler that
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No.320522
>>320510
Wow I remember this kind of autistic shitposting when the site actually had more than 3 posts per hour so thanks for that. But I'm afraid you are still retarded
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No.320537
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No.320539
This might be the last time I ever dump chickun.
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No.320541
This might be the last time we ever speak.
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No.320542
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No.320543
I want to fill Scootaloo's every orifice to bursting with my semen until it drowns the world.
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No.320546
>>320543
what did he mean by this
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No.320554
>>320546
I mean I want to fill Scootaloo's every orifice to bursting with my semen until it drowns the world.
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No.320555
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No.320556
>oh wow this thread had like 20 or more new posts
>Maybe /pone/ isn't dead after all
>Check thread
>A million shirt chikun memes
>Not a single futa pic. You could have at least posted a proper cock
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No.320557
>>320479
There was this retarded idea during gamergate when people unironically thought all of 4chan had been taken over by SJW's which in retrospect is laughable./mlp/ is about the farthest you can get from social justice and it has a HUGE crossover rate with /pol/. So yeah the person who made that thread was likely a newfag or just delusional
>>320510
>>320511
I used to scan /b/ all the time for those Arise Chikun threads as stupid as they were they made me laugh too.
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No.320559
>>320556
My love of futaloo was implied, you merely had to read between the lines.
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No.320560
>>320557
Less laughable with more retrospect. Hiroyuki is making moves to rebrand as 4channel for more money and therefore has to make the place seem welcoming to normalfags.
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No.320562
>>320560
Hiro made a huge mistake buying 4chan. The simple fact is you cannot make a site full of extremist politics, porn and gore profitable. No one wants their brand associated with perceived "fascism" and hardcore porn it's damaging to their image and name. This is why you only see anime sex toy ads and hentai ads on 4chan. That being said I don't think Hiro is doing this because he's a SJW or he's trying to pander to them. It's basically patching up holes (server costs and unprofitably) in a sinking ship
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No.320567
>>320557
>There was this retarded idea during gamergate when people unironically thought all of 4chan had been taken over by SJW's which in retrospect is laughable
It was vocal and cancerous enough to make people believe though. At least the /v/ crossposters
t. /v/ crossposter
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No.320581
>>320557
Moot kept taking photos with SJW's and tried.to play off the fact he owned 4chan because he was trying to get into the tech business with something that isn't considered autistic and full of trolls. He blew through some money and failed then he sold 4chan and disappeared from public light. So yes it was a dumb suspicion but Moot was trying to get in good with these people.
>>320562
8chan and 4chan make their money through google selling their information. The ads are a cherry on top but not where most of their income comes from. If I had a couple million I would but these sites up they are a honeypot and if you a nip like Hiro you probably don't give a fuck what people think of you.
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No.320810
>>320581
>Moot was trying to get in good with these people.
Without a doubt you're right but it never amounted to anything. There never was a mass purging of politically incorrect political views, gore, "misogyny" or racism. If Moot was an SJW he would have done all of that and more. Once you become an SJW you are in a cult and if you host a "hate site" you are shunned and ruined by the SJW mob
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No.320811
File: e5c5b0c9e7751d8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.43 MB, 2480x2328, 310:291, 1586932__explicit_artist-c….png)
>>320556
>post a proper cock
>posts a jpeg abomination
2/10 see me after class
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No.320812
>>320811
Wew i fugged up and hit do not bump instead of spoiler image
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No.320817
>>320810
Yeah I know. But /v/irgin gamers are paranoid. Moot fucked his career by publicly associating with 4chan he should of just kept it low key.
>tfw will never be a secret Chan board owner NEET who larps as a progressive tech entrepreneur irl and then shitposts about all the sjw skanks I banged.
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No.325836
>>320080
I agree. It is reddit.
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