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Trixie: Well how about it hmm?
Is there anything you can do that The Great And Powerful Trixie can't?
Twilight: I…I
Trixie: Well? Little hayseed?
Applejack: That's it! I can't stand for no more ah this!
Spike: You show her AJ!
Applejack: Can your magical powers do this?
Top that! Missy.
Trixie: Oh ye of little talent.
Watch and be amazed at the magic of Trixie.
Once again The Great And Powerful Trixie prevails.
Rainbow: There's no need to go strutin around and showing off like that!
Trixie: Oh?
Rainbow: That's my job!
They don't call me Rainbow and Dash for nothing!
Trixie: Well when Trixie is done with you,
the only thing they'll be calling you is loser.
Rainbow: [Incoherent Screaming]
I think I'm…gonna be sick…
Trixie: Seems like anypony with a dash of good sense,
would think twice before tussling with The Great And Powerful Trixie.
Rainbow: [Girlish Yelp]
Spike: What we need is another unicorn to challenge her.
Someone with some magic of her own.
Rainbow: Yeah!
A unicorn to show this unicorn who's boss!
Applejack : A real unicorn to unicorn tussle!
Twilight: Uh…
Rarity: Enough, enough all of you.
I take your hint, but Rarity is above such nonsense.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack may behave like ruffians,
but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.
Trixie: Ooo what's the matter?
Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rats nest you call a mane?
Rarity: Oh. It. Is. On.
You may think you're tough with all your so called powers,
but there is more to magic than your brutish ways.
A unicorn needs to be more than just muscle.
A unicorn needs to have style
A unicorn is not a unicorn without grace and beauty
Spike: Rarity won't let trixie get the best of her.
She's strong, she's beautiful, she's-
Rarity: Quick! I need a mirror!Get me a mirror!
What did she do to my hair!?
I know she did something terrible to my hair!
Twilight: Nothing
Rainbow: It's fine.
Applejack: It's gorgious.
Spike: It's green.
What?
Rarity: [GASP]
No! Green hair!? Not green hair!
Such an awful, awful color!
BG Pony: Well! I never.
Spike: Well Twilight, guess it's up to you.
Come on show her what your made of.
Twilight: What do you mean? I'm nothing special.
Spike: Yes you are! You're better than her!
Twiggles: I'm not better than anyone.
Trixie: Ha! You think you're better than The Great And Powerful Trixie?
You think you have more magical talent?
Well come on show trixie what you've got. Show us all.
Twilight: Who me? I'm just your run of the mill citizen of Ponyville.
No powerful magic here. I uh…I think I hear my laundry calling, sorry gotta go.
Spike: Twilight…?
Trixie: [Smug Noises]
Once again The Great And Powerful Trixie has proven herself,
to be the most amazing unicorn in all of Equestria.
Was there ever any doubt?