No.294338 [Last50 Posts]
Greetings, fellow mares. What do you think of the new and upcoming human movie that is up and coming? How do you like the cast lineup and the special guests? Will we see the return of longtime heroes like Andrew Jackson to go up against current season villians like George Soros? I for one, am certainly excited to see it. Even though it is a cartoon for little colts, my special somepony and I will be going to the cinema to see it in glorious 16 mm film, because as you know, that is currently the most advanced technology us ponies have.
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No.294341
>>294338
>my special somepony and I
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No.294362
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No.294363
Why do artists keep fucking up basic monkey anatomy? Is it that hard to figure out where the udders go? Which way the legs bend?
This isn't rocket science for Celestia's sake!
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No.294364
>>294363
It's disgusting but they do it on purpose because it's trendy and popular
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No.294371
>>294338
We've got to do something about these hummies. It's getting weird. Ponies keep asking about my 'hands'. They're not hands, they're talons.
This is going too far. At first it was fine, just a weird little liking of a little foal's show, but now ponies are getting obsessive, looking for anything vaguely relating to humans.
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No.294376
>>294371
>We've got to do something about these hummies
I think you trotted onto the wrong board, birdcat. While you're here, send us pictures of your hands
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No.294377
>>294376
See, this is exactly the kind of perversion I'm talking about. And don't give me that "oh, it's not about the sex" crap. You know damn well that near every pony clops or "faps" or whatever it is you perverts call it.
You know, just the other day, I saw someone wearing "pants". In public!
What's the world coming to?
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No.294379
Get an ape from a pet shot and a penis extender potion/spell and for your wicked fantasies.
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No.294387
ITT "Villains" who did nothing wrong.
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No.294388
>>294387
Oh look, it's another thread where lonely autistic mares pretend that the blue human did nothing wrong.
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No.294389
>>294379
Ew, you fuck 3DPD? You know your husbando would not approve of such depravity.
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No.294392
>>294389
> muh purity
> muh beastiality
You know you would.
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No.294393
You know it's always fun to see that I watched as a young colt become such a hit with full grown mares. It's going to be a bit odd in the theater but at this point I think it will be more about my age than anything else.
About the idea of a past hero like Andrew Jackson or Teddy Roosevelt making an appearance is slim, but I can guarantee they'll have a mention. I mean the country they helped make is kinda important to all current events in the cannon.
Anyways, I'm looking forward to Conrad S Hauser taking the lead as usual. The antagonists will obviously be some new version of that snake group they go up against. Of course a major factor is just how much of that PG rating was caused by Robert Remus alone. That guy is never not enjoyable. Hoping we at least get a few of the mares of the show to have more than a brief cameo. Here's hoping for Alison R. Hart-Burnett.
Go Joe!!!
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No.294400
>>294393
>young colt
>Stallions on /hume/
Dick pics or GTFO
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No.294402
>>294400
>Asking for disgusting equine dick
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No.294427
>>294400
Ugh, these camera things are so hard to take pictures with if you don't have wings or a horn.
How do you like them apples?
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No.294429
>>294427
How the fuck are you holding that camera? Did you have your little sister snap that for you?
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No.294430
>>294429
> Mudponies
> Incest
What a shock.
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No.294433
>>294429
It's resting on the ground and I'm using my hind hoof to take the picture.
>>294430
Funny, your mother wasn't complaining when I gave her a bit of the Earth Pony stamina.
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No.294436
>>294433
>Implying you're not a colt cuddler who lives in his grandma's basement.
Next you'll be claiming that you totally aren't stuck working yourself into an early grave on that shithole of a dirtfarm in order to barely make mortgage, all to pass the time until next time one of your uncles or cousins comes by to fuck your increasingly loose ass.
Now that the bon mot's have been exchanged can we all please get back to the subject of nonmagical monkies and fapping?
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No.294447
>>294436
That depends on what you thought of the atomic arc. And no, not the splitting of the atoms (elements) subtext, but the characters that were around for the time.
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No.294465
>>294447
That arc was absolutely amazing story telling. Watching such brilliant and well meaning men forced into a situation where they have to use all of that knowledge for something so destructive.
It also did wonders to differentiate the universe from ours. With creating this massive powerful force that could be used for evil just as easily as good, if not easier.
I know a lot of ponies dislike how different both characters earlier stories went both before and after, but I think it was a fine way to show just how trying that arc was.
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No.294467
>>294465
Oh please. The awesomeness of the Cold War arc does not make nuclear fission any less a cheap deus ex machina to end the Great War arc. The whole time it felt like something was about to get settled, but then it was just ended with a pair of magical mushroom explosions. I guess they had to find some way to put everything back the way it was for narrative purposes, but that was just a hack move.
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No.294476
>>294467
Oh yeah, cause massive expenditures of energy don't to anything to alter the course of history, right?
The allied forces had already won. The climax was the bunker scene, but after the head pressers stamped their hooves over not getting a big showy ending they plopped two massive explosions.
If you wanna talk about bullshit arc ends we have the end of the Cold War sitting right there. They had a flacid yet appropriate death rattle for that and proceeded to fuck it up with just spinning their heels with slice of life episodes with messed up economic and social repercussions they weren't thinking about before the 9/11 arc at least brought some life into things. Seriously the only interesting thing that happened during those seasons was what happened to Michael Jackson.
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No.294477
>>294476
I hate that the show creators just caved to PinkiePerson and her perpetually offended army of soccer moms and wrote Michael Jackson off the show. It's not like he ever actually raped anyone on-screen. It was always just innuendo and implications, nothing really offensive.
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No.294479
>>294477
Have you never read the Jackson breakdown theory? It's actually pretty definitive that he never colt cuddled anyone.
If you pay attention to the background humans involved in that whole mess you notice a lot of things that aren't outright stated. Like how all the witnesses testifying on his behalf look like older versions of the kids they say he touched.
There's also a little detail that got put in years later where Corey Feldman stated there was a ring of powerful humans who were into it and would defend anyone in on that kind of activity secretly. It's kind of a shocking out of nowhere detail from a lesser character but it does contextualize why someone who theoretically buy a country for himself would do what they said he did if he was like that.
There's a pretty concise video talking about the theory by some Ewetuber named Razorhoof.
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No.294488
>>294467
>muh mushroom clouds
I fucking hate the fallout pun intended caused by the nuclear bomb trope. We don't get any good fight sequences any more. A conflict starts escalating and then bam, it's all cut to a bunch of peach talks and other lame ass bullshit because the world leaders are too afraid of atomic bombs. Seems like a lazy way to save animation budget if you ask me.
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No.294501
>>294488
I think the writing staff agrees with you, since they've done nothing but try and downplay it since the cold war. Well, outside of last week's episode where it came right back.
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No.294504
>>294501
North Korea should have gotten their Mutually Assured Destruction marks several seasons ago. Kim isn't even being played by the original actor anymore. I don't even care how they get it anymore, but I have heard that the writers are planning to reform South Korea in the episode where it happens. I can't imagine how that will not suck. They made the best villains.
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No.294506
>>294504
I heard this might finally be the episode where South Korea breaks out those giant mechs we keep hearing about. Side note, who do you think would win in a fight, an adolescant dragon from the Everfree forget the big, mountain sized, eat a pony in one bite adult dragons from across the sea, or one human in a combat mech?
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No.294521
>>294338
Isn't the movie just going to be a rehash of the plays we've all watched in our home town?
I mean, I'm as in love with humans as the next mare, but couldn't they pull out a few more of the stops for the movie ? Or put that money into more complicated (or internally consistent) plays our beloved troupes could act out?
Although I guess the plays keep coming. And you know I'll be spending my birthday getting in line for the movie the week after.
I'm feeling conflicted, fellow mares! Not sure if Want, or Don't Want…
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No.294527
>>294338
I'm curious about seeing these new species of creatures. What are they called? Landwhales? Sjw:s? Special Snowflakes?
I hope they don't turn out to be just humans with strangely colored manes, the idea of a species with no males but thousands of other genders sounds incredible.
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No.294556
>>294506
I think the answer to that is right there in the name. Combat Mech is kind of a theoretical thing, but like all things human they tend to make things exclusively for that purpose.
It's hard to think that a dragon of comparable size would be able to take down a huge machine made explicitly for fighting. Leaving out things like sneak attacks and stuff like that. Pretty much going into the ongoing dragon vs tank/aircraft discussions you see all the time.
>>294527
I think they're just humans suffering from some kind of madness. I know something affecting that many individuals at the same time without magic should be basically impossible but you have to remember that the school system in that world is based on making people conform rather than excelling in what they want to do. It isn't that hard to see that kind of system go down a slippery slope.
>>294521
They're caught having to be cannon enough to actually be current, but non-cannon enough to bring in and entertain other crowds. So I'm just hoping it isn't a garbage fire.
Also
<plays
>Town to small for the acting troop to do the Humanity skits, have to watch puppet shows
>The puppets are at least canonical designs based on the light novels
>Little sister getting a little to old to justify being at the puppet theater
Friendship is suffering
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No.294574
>>294506
I don't know, but I'd pay to see it.
>>294556
>Combat Mech is kind of a theoretical thing
Whats theoretical about it? Just take a large statue, hollow it out and fill it with magical batteries, use a Come to Life spelll to animate the whole thing and set it up to feed the spell off the internal batteries.
Throw in a control station so a pilot could direct it and some hefty magical guns that can feed off the power you already have in the batteries, and you got yourself a big walking suit of armor or granite armed with lasers, perfect for punching dragons in the teeth.
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No.294583
>>294574
>humans
>magic
Way to miss the point of the show dyke.
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No.294612
>>294583
I was talking about how you could make a mech IRL, not in the show you fucking donkey.
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No.294615
>>294612
Ok, but then how about you talk about the human mechs we were talking about instead of stroking your horn over how awesome magic is?
Or even more interesting, Current Arc human, with anything they could want, but none of their vehicles supporting them, could they take down an adult (not elder) dragon?
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No.294617
>>294615
That's a tough one. Humans can make some pretty kickass stuff, but they're also super frail. Without a tank or a jet I expect they'd be melted a blast of fire before they could even get a shot off. And dragon armor, fucking forget about it, nothing short of a Davy Crockett could penetrate that, and I think we all agree, atomics are stupid and would make the fight be no fun.
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No.294618
>>294615
Wouldn't they just drop one of those Deus Ex Machina nukes on the dragons lair?
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No.294628
>>294618
>>294617
Atomic doesn't just mean the big booms we got to see once. If you pay attention to the planning scene for the gulf war they mention that they use depleted uranium in those Sky Chariots. An acquaintance of mine happens to be a Rockologist who moved into town recently. So I asked her what exactly Uranium is. Apparently it's this kind of super metal, it doesn't 'do' anything like hold a spell but it is toxic if not handled correctly. What it is, though, is super dense. She continued to confirm that it would indeed punch holes into steel plates as depicted in the story.
So I don't rightfully know what kind of gear a single human could bring with him/her to a fight, but I have to think that they would have weapons capable of hurting a grown dragon. Which is kind of a scary thought if you've ever seen one.
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No.296656
Guya, what do you think of the theory that maybe Earth is the same world as Equestria? Humans use plenty of tools clearly designed for ponies, line why would a two-legged race use dance mats that are clearly made for four legs?
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No.296658
>>294338
>using a hume-style novelty keyboard
What the buck, OP, how do you even type on that?
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No.296664
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No.296670
>>296664
Gotta be a mud-pone. But that's pretty smart.
You know you could probably get extra functionality if you made both buttons into swivel switches manipulating gears and allowed a pony to press on each separately. One for raw letters, the other for spaces, punctuation, and other formatting concerns.
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No.296674
>>296670
>both buttons into swivel switches
Mhm. That is a good idea. However, the complications of implementing two character fans far out-way the, if at least small, benefit of adding the other characters (punctuation) onto the existing character swivel. yadda yadda the fuck was I thinking about. Right, the shift, spaces, and "other formatting concerns": yes. Good stuff.
Thank you for replying to my severe autism
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No.296675
>>296674
Hey, I work with unicorns, their powers are literally fueled by autism.
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No.296678
>>296664
They actually tried to put a pony-style keyboard in the show.
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No.296679
>>296664
Why do not just have ten to fifteen large buttons that represent more than one character each? You can hold down one of a few shift keys to select a new character, or press the same button multiple times to cycle through.
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No.296683
>>296664
Now. This ain't a bad plan in all but why not have a pointer based system. Similar to the brainfuck esolang. https://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck
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No.296734
holy fuck this is like super cringe
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No.296751
>>296734
Dragon detected
Go back to your rock hole and call us next time you have a gem shortage.
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No.296758
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No.297864
Would you let a man impregnate you if he promised that he would stay?
It wouldn't be a satyr halfbreed thing, it's actually just a baby human that crawls through your pussy.
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No.297871
>>297864
Why are you trying to give me a new fetish? I already have plenty. I totally would.
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No.297874
>>297864
Can human babies crawl when they're first born? I know us ponies can but I thought humans were born immobile to encourage cuddles. Implying I wouldnt let a man impregnate me just to get the sensation of a strong, limber human pinning me down and taking my delicate horse pussy for himself
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No.297877
>>297874
Babies are not for sexual.
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No.297879
>>297877
But they are for cuddles
>implying your maternal instinct would let you fug a baby even if you tried
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No.297885
>>297879
They can cuddle with my cervix.
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No.297891
>>297885
It sounds kinda hot when you phrase it like that
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No.299932
>>297885
>>297891
You sound like you are trying to make it gross on purpose.
everypony knows they confirmed they reproduce just like normal monkeys and breastfeed them holding them with theirs arms. Is a foal's show for Celestia's sake, go make a humme NSFW tread to sexualice it.
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No.300435
>>297864
Absolutely! And human babies are so much cuter than baby ponies!
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No.300467
>>294430
Incest is the best, put your filly to the test.
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No.300501
>>300435
You know that they made every human baby look like Winston Churchill of purpose. It's pure pedo fan service.
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No.307333
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So fellow /hume/ns what do you think of the new internet craze featured in the show?
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No.307338
>>307333
KHorn is the entry-level-tier Space Mareine equivalent for edgemareisters and any video that has a reference to him in their thumbnail is not worth opening. Corn for the cornflakes and all that
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No.307339
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>307338
Khorne is for dumb mules, Slaanesh is where the real parties are at.
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No.307346
>>307339
>likes god created from deerish degeneracy
shoo shoo split-hoof scum if anyone has a more creative insult for deers that'd be great
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No.307347
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No.307757
(moved from other thread, sorry about that)
Guys, do you think Earth is actually set in a post-apocalyptic Equestria? I mean, most of the items in the show are obviously designed for ponies, like why on earth would humans put their doorhandles at mouth height?
Speaking of handles, why are human claws called hands? Because they use them to handle things, like door handles. Clever little play on words.
And then there's the humanized names, like Manchester and Manhattan. I know I may be overthinking a little foals show, but what do you think?
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No.307760
>>307757
I still wanna know of "hands" as a term is used in mlp? Anyone know? Has it ever been used or is it just claw?
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No.307767
>>307757
I appreciate you moving your post
>>307760
Fairly certain minotaur hands have been referred to as hands before, but don't don't quote me on it
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No.307768
>>307767
I figured if they mentioned hands in the show, its an error in the writing. But the minotaur thing seems plausible.
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No.307772
>>307768
I would love to have a hand for a hoof. I would palm my horsecock all day
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No.307774
>>307772
>all day
implying you aren't already doing that.
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No.307780
>>307772
at which point your mare would facehand herself.
(hmm. Is it facepalm then? We say facehoof, but it's just the sole … and just our forhead. Forehead palming sounds like something the Flim/Flam brothers would peddle into town, though.)
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No.307783
>>307780
>thinking this much into it
its a show for fillies you fgt
You think they care what you think?
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No.307791
>>307757
Maybe, but how do we explain the lack of magic? I mean, I'm no PCSGU graduate or anything but I don't think you can just get rid of one of the fundamental parts of reality.
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No.307811
>>307791
Perhaps it was a magic related apocalypse wiping out anything that can use magic. Would explain why feral animals still exist. Only the non magic entities survived.
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No.307814
>>307791
>no magic
Then how do you explain this?
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No.307815
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No.307887
>>294617
How about those railgun things? I know that the really badass ones are on carriers and stuff but I'm sure that a relatively powerful railgun could do something in the right place. Like, I dont know, an eye or something. If our intrepid human was quick enough and the dragon wasn't ready, a good shot in between scales or in the eye could do some serious damage.
Then again, I don't think the actual power of the smaller railguns is mentioned in the show so there's no real way of knowing.
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No.308004
>>307814
I think they have a machine for that. He's probably burning oil right behind his back to make it happen, I mean they tend to operate anything from cars to lawnmowers with that stuff so it's pretty much their version of magic.
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No.308009
>>308004
I wanna use it on my dick.
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No.308011
>>307814
fedoras btfo forever
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No.308043
>>308009
Stallions get our REEEEEEEEEEE this is a board for mares!
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No.308044
>>308043
The internet 'does have stallions.
Probably.
>>308009
Pics of your flare w/timestamp or it didn't happen.
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No.308081
I know the weather on earth works on its own, but do you think humans could control it if they wanted? We've seen all kinds of flying machines on the show so it shouldn't be too hard to get up there if they wanted.
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No.309117
>>308044
>Pics of your flare w/timestamp
What is this, hoofchan?
>>308004
Wouldn't oil be too precious to just burn it like that? They seem to be fighting over it constantly since Season 16.
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No.309118
>>309117
It's gonna be ruined by some surprise twist that oil is actually infinite or some mad scientist invents an oil machine or some other deus ex machina
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No.309121
>>309118
Don't give them ideas, we all know the show writers browse /hume/.
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No.309483
So, how are the Eathponies and Pegasus ponies even typing on a computer? Or does everyone just use magic portals OS?
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No.309485
>>309483
My fourteen button keyboard with three shift keys. How else? Wtf are you typing on? Next you're gonna ask how a pegasus can move the cursor with a trackball.
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No.309493
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No.309502
>>309485
Aren't those like 2000+ bits? Who in their right mind would wanna pay that much for a non-Portal OS compatible keyboard?
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No.309520
>>309502
>Poorfag unicorn cant afford a basic keyboard
I bet you eat grass to save money.
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No.309526
>>309520
You mean outdated garbage only hipsters and collectors would buy.
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No.309527
>>309520
>Confirmed for being an ignorant mudpony
What a shock, the little retarded foal doesn't know what a proper keyboard should look like. Here's a hint, you know what they based the humans typewriters and keyboards for their computers on? The unicorn ones. You see, not being limited to mashing the whole board with their hooves, since they can just use their magic to push a single key at a time, unicorns don't need high priced, specially build, retard proof keyboards. Its one of the perks of not being a border line zigger, like you are.
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No.309533
>>309520
No, I just value precise, robust and affordable technology, thank you. I'd rather spend those 2000 bits on rent and continue living in Canterlot, while some dirty mudpony such as you will still be posting from her outhouse in the middle of nowhere.
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No.309545
>ywn drive to work in the rush hour traffic
>ywn receive ups-memos from your boss
>ywn come home to eat microwaved instant ramen and watch tv till you fall asleep with your clothes on
Why even live?
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No.309547
Human hypnosis files when?
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No.309575
What ever happened to that magic portal to earth that some occultist was working on?
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No.309577
>>309575
It was all a bunch of trash. I kept trying to contribute magic spells and other ideas but all she wanted to do was use science which isn't fucking real.
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No.309595
>>297864
>Would you let a man impregnate you if he promised that he would stay?
I wouldn't be able to trust him, why would he choose me over the hundreds of other vapid mares, or human woman, it seems unlikely. Also most human men are into human women.
>>309577
That's kind of a shame, but most science is not as dramatic as it is in the show. It worries me that some have actually made tulpas of their favorite human, that is dangerous.
>>296734
kek, as opposed to what the cringe free activities we've enjoyed before?
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No.309619
>>309595
>science is not as dramatic as it is in the show
We haven't really gone into the sciences as far as humans in the show have, right? Most of what we see humans do in the show is quite feasible, actually, and wouldn't take us that long to perfect.
The main problem is the existence of magic, which kinda makes science useless for day-to-day life.
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No.309632
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No.309633
>>309575
He put the 'tist in occultist and then gave up.
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No.309674
>>309619
>Most of what we see humans do in the show is quite feasible
You've been watching too much tv. Electricity is not even real. Everypony knows it's magic and comes from clouds when you kick them. I was struck by lighting last week, if it was like the show I would have died, only I didnt it just stung a little and made my mane frizzy. If science in the show was real it wouldnt take dark magic to make clouds move by themselves.
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No.309683
>>309619
No, almost everything they accomplish comes from science. The majority of humans see magic as the dangerous zebra practices instead of the harmless mechanism that helps us.
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No.309705
>>309674
Speaking of electricity, what was the deal with the lightning episode? I get that it gave them a vague lore excuse to use wires and stuff, but it made them look retarded. They seriously thought it was divine punishment but didn't care that people in stone or brick buildings were safe. Was the moral that poor humans always get screwed or was it just plain bad writing?
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No.309729
>>309705
Electricity is one of my favorite things about Earth! It's like magic channeled into each and everyBody's house, and the ohm's rule makes it all perfectly sensible in-universe. Just think how amazing life would be if you could weld some components together to make something like a digital clock without needing your own magic!
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No.309731
>>309729
Shame science is fake and volt isn't even a real word.
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No.309736
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No.309747
>>309736
Yes, you posted a pic of the weather machine that makes rivers flow because rivers dont move by themselves
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No.309762
>>309729
>everybody
Go back to earthdaily.
>>309736
And? Hydroelectric dams as seen in the show have holes in them that let water go through to spin turbines. That's a regular old flood gate. You legit cannot distinguish reality from fiction. Electricity is not real.
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No.309817
In the Human TV show there are episodes where they watch Japanese cartoons of stylized women, and the men enjoy the 2 dementional company of these women. Do you think that maybe they actually exist in another demention? Almost every being in our world exists in their world as well?
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No.309901
Does this look odd to you? Any tips?
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No.309903
>>309901
Humans are fictional creatures, and they'll never show dicks in a foals' show, so you can pretty much draw human dicks however you want.
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No.309908
>>309901
Why is it treefags can't do basic anatomy?
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No.309910
>>309901
It should point up. Think of human penis as a volcano.
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No.309914
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No.309922
>>309914
fuck
i'm imagining sex and i cant stop laughing
it's like a fucking cone
i keep closing my eyes and seeing some poor fuck going at it with his 1 inch long funnel dick
i'll never be able to hink of humans the same way again
why have you done this to me
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No.309943
Just for the fun of it there's a /hume/ board now for all your shitposting needs.
https://8ch.net/hume/
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No.309944
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No.309947
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No.309951
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No.309960
Anyone seen this video from Lyra? The song's cool I guess but she's so obsessed with the show sometimes I worry she has trouble telling it apart from reality.
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No.309962
>>309960
>thinking humans are real is a bad thing
>experiencing that sweet ignorance isn't the highest form of bliss
Why are you even here?
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No.309974
>>309962
>Believing in characters from a fictional tv show
I found a picture of your husbando
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No.309976
>>309960
My tulpa just called you a fag and gave your post the middle finger.
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No.311444
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No.313019
>>309903
I actually like the whole nudity taboo. Humans are so innocent they're bashful about just about being seen naked, thinking that just going out naked is too naughty for them.
You can actually see some nudity in some cases, but it's usually played just for laughs.
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No.313059
>>313019
>"n-naked!?"
>"but that's lewd!"
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No.313113
>>313019
>baby comes out naked
>urgently have to wrap it in a towel before somehuman sees
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No.313114
>>313019
You know its just subtle paid commercials from the fashion industry. They want more of us to wear clothes all the time, so they pay the studio to have all characters in clothes at all times, thus encouraging impressionable young colts to go and waste their bits frivolous luxuries.
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No.313115
>>313114
>not wanting to tear their clothes off like a hearth's warming eve present before you rape them
>not decorating their dick with jewelry for fun
>not putting a saddle on them so you can ride them both figuratively and literally
I bet you fuck mares
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No.313118
>>313115
t. Fashion Industry Shill
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No.313131
Is it gay if I want to be the little spoon
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No.313140
>>313131
It would be gay if you didn't.
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No.313148
>>313131
>>313140
It's pretty gay tbh. Big spoon or bust
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No.313157
>>313140
>>313131
>>313148
You dumb mules realize they humans are super tall, right? I mean, they're even taller than Princess Celestia!
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No.313172
>>313157
>my little human
>the humans aren't little
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No.313173
>>313172
what did she mean by this?
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No.313185
>>313172
They should really just rename the series to "A Certain Scientific Human."
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No.313199
>>313185
I loved the Cosmos arc. Of course, a magic-less universe is scientifically absurd, but at least it shows the writers have a lot of imagination.
CARL SAGAN IS MY HUSBANDO.
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No.313217
>>313199
Ugh, and then they kill his character and go and replace him with a black guy. Diversity quotas much?
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No.313227
>>313157
>tfw we're the perfect height for sucking dick.
>tfw we're small enough to sit on their lap and cuddle up in their arms
feels good fam pics related
>>313217
It's obviously pandering to try to get the zebra demographic who won't watch the show regardless of what they do.
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No.313249
>>308009
Where do you live? I could be your special somepony if you ever come to Trottingham. I'm a real lady and a good listener with a good sense of humor, unlike those whorses who just want to use stallions for sex.
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No.313252
>>313249
>implying there are stallions on the internet
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No.313255
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No.313262
>>313255
But mares don't have dicks
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No.313265
>>313262
Uh-oh. inb4 those crazy trans-horses.
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No.313266
>>313265
Liking stallions with vaginas isn't gay. They're masculine vaginas.
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No.313282
>>309747
>not realizing rivers are a natural consequence of water moving downhill
>thinking those expensive 'weather machines' are anything but shoddy props while the Princesses channel those funds into black projects.
WAKE UP SHEEPONES
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No.313284
>>313282
You silly filly. Who puts the water at the top of the hill? The pegasi of course! Nature cant take car of itself.
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No.313286
>>313284
Well of course the pegasi takes care of the rain, but after that the water flows by itself, there is no need for these crazy machines.
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No.313287
>>313286
Uh, no. Cause water runs out of steam after covering a certain amount of ground. Just pour a glass of water on the floor and see how it stops moving. We need big turbine machines to keep it flowing.
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No.313294
>>313287
Than explain how Equestria has had perfectly fine flowing rivers, streams, etc back in Pre-Equestrian days when those kinds of machines didn't exist.
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No.313301
>>313294
Hundreds of pegasi treading water all day every day.
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No.313312
>>313294
What do you think earth ponies were doing while unicorns were raising the sun?
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No.313315
>>313312
Growing crops since dirt famring is all they're good for.
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No.313316
>>313315
Um excuse me?! Need I remind you that all the greatest inventors of the past millennium were earth ponies?
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No.313318
>>313316
New crop rotation techniques, ploughs and irrigation diteches are hardly the greatest inventions of pony history.
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No.313327
>>313315
>>313318
>t. Unicorn marelets
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No.313332
>>313327
>Hooves
What more could I possibly do to show how degenerate and plebian these mudponies are?
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No.313347
>>313318
>crop rotation
>irrigation
>fertilization
>agriculture
>not the bedrock of society
You delicate unicorns only have time to work on your prissy magic because us earth pones figured out how to mass produce nutritious food so you dont have to spend you entire day grazing
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No.313358
>>313347
Hey, if you don't like unicorn inventions what are you doing on the internet, made by unicorns, for unicorns to share information about unicorn magic and magical techniques?
Why are you using a computer designed and made by unicorns, programmed by unicorns and maintained by unicorn technicians since, lets be honest here, you filthy fuckers couldn't handle a screwdriver if you lives depended on it and its bad for the hardware to be covered in saliva?
Why do you go to the hospital for healing magic from a unicorn doctor when you get sick?
Why do you wear clothes made from materials that can only be woven together by machines and are designed overwhelmingly by Unicorns?
Hell, most of the products you use in your daily life are made on machines designed and run by unicorns.
If we all left society to you mudponies, we'd be living in mudhuts working 16 hours a day in order to barely have enough food to survive at the end of the day while waging constant wars against the cows and sheep over every blade of grass around.
The difference between modern pony civilisation and savages starving in caves while fighting everyone else constantly, is unicorns.
Now fuck off back your dirt farm and leave the rest of us to enjoy the benefits of civilisation.,
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No.313408
>>313358
>computer
>unicorn invention
So they can push the buttons with their horn while playing apple games?
>unicorn doctors
Never seen a single malady where a magical fix didn't cause more problems than it solved.
>clothes made by unicorns
Like in the Canterlot Boutique with their princess dresses? Come over to Appleloosa for a change and you won't find a pony without an unique, hoof-stitched attire!
>machines made by unicorns
That's just wrong. Overwhelming majority of construction workers and craftsponies are earth ponies.
I could write more but unlike you I actually have a life. There's a song number about to start and I'm not gonna miss it.
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No.313427
>/hume/: the real cool place to talk about humans and anything with the slightest basis of comparison to humans
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No.315524
So best and worst Korea are finally getting along. Do you guys think the same will happen for the changelings?
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No.315543
>>315524
Lmao I wish but it's fiction. Maybe one day when we nuke the peninsula. Chrysalis' changelings are so fucking insufferable. I hear they don't even like dancing.
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No.315613
Anon, you should start using real unitsn like our Royal Metre. An unit of measure NOT based on thumbs, feets, hands, noses or severed heads.
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No.315734
>>315613
Silver Spoon, fillies aren't allowed on this website.
Speaking of, why are there so many ponies from Ponyville on here?
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No.315739
>>315734
Dont Central Equestria (ponyville and canterlot) have their own server? I think that's why. Pretty sure you have to configure port forwarding if you want to post here specifically from places like Manehattan or Fillydelphia
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No.315753
>>315739
Why would you want anyone from Manehattan or Fillydelphia posting here? There's nothing but retarded mud ponies living there.
Next you'll get geldings who think Apple computers can play good games or that Appleloosa is a center of fashion for Celestia's sake.
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No.320553
THEY'RE FINALLY DEAD. WE STILL HAVE A FEW EPISODES BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON. HOW MANY MORE WILL DIE?
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No.320561
>>320553
She has one hoof in the grave already.
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No.320576
>>320561
Calling it now, they will both be offd in an epic showdown for the season finale, kickstarting a new arc the next season as the various nobels fights for succession.
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No.320826
What fanfics are you readan you autistic fucks? I've been getting into some of Tolkien's stories. I know you girls hate the whole "magic in Humania" genre, and yeah most of it is cancer, but honestly Lord of the Rings is one of the best things this fandom ever produced.
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No.320830
>>320826
How big of a fucking autist do you have to be to write a trilogy that almost rivals Fallout Equestria in length?
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No.320835
>>320830
That's not even the half of it. Humfiction mods have been going through her account since she stopped posting and found dozens of unfinished stories that outstrip Fallout Equestria and Project Horizons combined. Autism is a beautiful thing, isn't it?
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No.321874
apology for poor ponish
where were you when tower dies
i was at home watching little human when terrorist fly
'tower is kill'
'no'
and you?????????????
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No.321879
Get off the internet, make some friends, get a coltfriend, etc.
We have the princess of friendship for a reason
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No.326395
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No.328125
I like humans because they're so easy to draw. I could never get hooves right, but fingers are just five little tubes around the palm. I think that's an important part to what made the series so accessible for all kinds of creative ponies.
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No.328444
I wish they'd stop with the re-runs. We've read these simulated discussions already – I thought there were ponies discussing new things today.
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No.328670
>>328125
I know, right! And you can convey so much with just hand signals alone, it's so cool!
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