>be me
>launch Rise of the Reds
>expect three-way chaos like vanilla Generals
>mfw it's actually WW3: NATO Edition
>USA, China, and Europe holding hands
>literally Freedom + Communism + Bureaucracy
>tfw unlikely anime team-up
>GLA and Russia vibing in their own evil bromance
>one’s a bunch of terrorists in Toyotas
>the other’s a vodka-powered steel avalanche
>match made in hell
>USA focuses on airstrikes and drone spam
>sends love letters to GLA and Russia in the form of missiles
>ECA sets up their IKEA turrets and just defends everything
>China casually hacks the planet
>meanwhile GLA starts in a trash pile
>5 minutes later they have an army of technicals and a superweapon made of duct tape
>Russia just brute-forces everything with tanks that make earthquakes
>mfw the good guys are all best friends
>mfw the bad guys are probably drinking together and laughing at sanctions
>choose ECA
>build one turret
>Russia invades
>GLA steals my oil
>USA sends Freedom™ 5000 from orbit
>mfw war is hell and everyone brought their A-game
>Rise of the Reds?
>more like Rise of the "Everyone Hates Russia and GLA" club
>10/10 would get nuked again
