>>13577602
Roger roger can concur. Direct and indirect experience anons. Had mates who worked at Paypal, or Pee-pee-pal they still call it and they told me all about how he couldn't keep his hands off it even back then. Then random chance, I worked at both Tesla when Elon came in for the extended clean house reset and later at pre-Musk Twattx. Let me tell you, before Musk Twattx was more lame than most people can imagine and it needed to be snapped up and blown to bits by Musk, and after he took over I was there and things got downright freaky.
I spent enough time with Elon at both jobs to say yes he's capable, but there's definitely something off in his head. I can’t say if he's was on that ibogane-ketamine cocktail OP claimed, but it was clear what he loved best - it was the meat. Sometimes he’d be there casually stroking his meat through his pants like he thought nobody could see him. It was downright bizarre. When I pull out a pack of cigarettes I at least have the decency to say “mind if I smoke?” But Elon? Nah, never once asked, “mind if I rub my dick while it’s still in my pants?” Not that anyone would dare say "that's gross dude, please don't".
Like clockwork he’d call for a break and bolt off to the closest office or any corner he could find and just go for it. We saw him in action more times than I can count. When he had his wang out out he’d at least turn his back or mostly turn it, which was something, I guess. The door would be closed maybe 35% of the time. It made us all wonder if he got off on the attention or if he was just lost in his own little world of the meat. Who knows? Nobody was going to ask him.
At first it was wierd and kind of interesting but then it just became a fucking pain in the ass. He was always threatening to fire people for delays that were really due to his fucked up habit. He made these strange noises too, almost like he had a verbal tick, like a trapped animal trying to escape. The whole thing is like watching a train wreck and you can't look away. I’m holding back more details and shit that's even wierder and grosser. I could go full crude on this but I'll spare you because believe it or not I still have a lot of respect for the white South Africa guy even though he's literally just a scrambled jerkoff.
I can't say I liked working with him or that I’d want to do it again but it’s a fucking great party story. Actually at a some different parties a bunch of other people have said they had the same experiences with him not being able to control his paws at the front of his pants and him whipping it out and beating it down at regular intervals when other people were right there. Common knowledge that he can’t leave that thing alone. We all wonder if he’s always been like that or if something happened along the way - maybe a bump on the head or too many late nights with some bad substances.
I’ve met a lot of wierd and screwed up people in the tech world, but Elon really stands out even among the screwball wierdo types. It’s hard to feel sorry for him though. He's basically a psycho that's always just desperately trying to figure out how human beings act and how to imitate humans. For real, he’s not just scrambled, he’s missing whatever it is that makes most non-psycho people lovable. That’s why when things go south for him nobody gives a shit and why his eyes look dead except when he’s laughing at someone or thinks he’s getting away with playing a mean joke on people.
But I strayed from the point: Yes, can concur, he can't quit touching it.
