/pol/ -Chronic Masturbator Elon Musk

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Chronic Masturbator Elon Musk Anonymous 03/02/25 (Sun) 22:10:19 91a298 No.13577600

exe's & babymomma's report dude can't seem to leggo his lil chubber like all the time everywhere. Sources inside DOGE and west wing confirm it's an open secret what he's doing whenever he calls one of his freakquent mandatory "ketchup breaks". Some med professionals speculate it's mayeb the result of his customised ibogaine/ketamine as a few common side effects of that mix are loss of constructive social inhibition & bye-bye impulse/compulsion control & general bonerific demands on the user's attention. But whatevs right? You do you man. Hurlish to think about one of his icky sticky hands cranking on the lil chubber while the other hand smears Purity Of Essence gobs all across whatever comp keyboard he happens to be using to stoke the inferno of whatever happens to be his slash&burn of the moment. Bruv take it easy, I think there's an app for that now?

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